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  1. Boris

    Some people should not be allowed out on their own

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    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      The things you see when you haven't got a gun, eh?...

    3. beast66606

      beast66606

      They walk among us

    4. MarkC

      MarkC

      Very true, beast. Scary, isn't it?

  2. Boris

    Porte Fannion

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Portescap.

      (Well feathered)

    2. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      She was a right goer.

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      BIENVENUE DANS LA NOUVELLE BOUTIQUE EN LIGNE

  3. Boris

    And todays fairytale is about the kingdom long ago that didn't stop when a flake of snow fell on London

  4. Boris

    Ok, I'll report myself to the moderators now, tack and diplomacy failure has occured

    1. lofty1966

      lofty1966

      Tack failure? Has the horse run away?

    2. Jim49

      Jim49

      It must have been really bad for you to 'fess up without a fight. I'll hate myself for asking but what was it you said or did Boris?

  5. Boris

    Someone ranting on facebook about the huge amount of politics in the latest BRM, they must have bought a different issue to me!

    1. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      How peculiar, but then there are some very peculiar things on Farcebook from what little (fortunately) I see of it

  6. Boris

    Oh look willy waving, I can't be bothered to wave mine, perhaps someone would like to wave it for me?

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      The mind boggles!

    3. TT3

      TT3

      put some veet for men hair removal cream on and have something to wave about

    4. MarkC

      MarkC

      See the Amazon reviews of Veet, those who don't yet 'get' TT3's comment!

  7. Boris

    Easter is no fun for a man scared of rabbits

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      The Reverend Dodgson is to blame!

    3. ian

      ian

      Coney island!

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

  8. Boris

    Here I sit all broken hearted, my windy poetry just departed.

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    2. Satan's Goldfish

      Satan's Goldfish

      So, does that make this status update a number 2?

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      ...paid a penny and only farted

    4. Brit70053

      Brit70053

      Where can you 'go' for a penny these days ?

  9. Boris

    Mmmmm, 4Z33 with 11 on the deck....

    1. admiles

      admiles

      and in the best possible place too..

    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      Serious earth fault, that. Have just seen some photos.

  10. Boris

    No mischief here

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      "mischief managed"

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Best start some then !

    4. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      "We aim to misbehive..."

  11. Boris

    I quite fancy writing something rather naughty on here.......................................................................................................................................................................... it'll be like playing where's Wally, but without the stripes.

  12. Boris

    is about to escape the Wife and walk ove the road to the Goathland model railway show. It's 50 yards away so it'd be rude not to!

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      How does your wife define the concept of rudeness?

    2. Boris

      Boris

      Painfully

    3. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      By smell and flies?

  13. Boris

    Death by snu snu

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    2. Michael Delamar

      Michael Delamar

      Bender

    3. big jim

      big jim

      The mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      TMI!

  14. Boris

    Time to break the no politics, religion or rumpy pumpy rules! SAUSAGES! (I feel better for that)

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    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      Normal service has been resumed :)

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Normal ?

      When was Boris ever Normal?

      :)

    4. WD0-6-0

      WD0-6-0

      You vote for sausages?

      Worship sausages?

      …the last ones a bit rude…

  15. Boris

    BBC pulling themselves inside out over Flying Dustman again

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    2. pH

      pH

      OT - I like the Spike Milligan reference.

    3. tractionman

      tractionman

      Some nice footage here

       

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/39460529

       

      Except for the spoon at Appleby on the platform who nearly got clonked as the loco passed by...

       

    4. BoD

      BoD

      Plenty of interest at Ribblehead as it passed over.

  16. Boris

    Just........no

    1. DougN

      DougN

      What have you been watching.... if you did it clean it up.

  17. Boris

    Wonders if the cat has taken LSD

    1. John B

      John B

      catnipped?

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      That boot must be taking a hammering.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      I keep wondering how many motorists in this-here city may be DUI, judging by their behaviour…

  18. Boris

    Note to others "getting jiggy with a boot" refers to a feline doing the nasty with an item of footwear

    1. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Soft Shoe Shuffle

    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Brown shoes?

       

      To be honest, I think it's too much information.

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Wet foot disease...

  19. Boris

    Bloody cat! Eats the out the litter tray, craps in the food bowl and then gets jiggy with a boot. Its going to be one of those weeks

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      TMI!

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      Your going to watch these goings on all week?

    4. Blackthorn

      Blackthorn

      Puss 'n' boots comes to mind....

  20. Boris

    Squirty McBumchunder is in residence for Christmas

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      You've been at the curried sprouts again, haven't you.

    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Curried Sprout and Prune Soup...

    3. DougN

      DougN

      I have no idea what it was....

  21. Boris

    Time for a Yule log

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      TMI

    3. bgman

      bgman

      A fresh box of Izal is on its way

    4. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      TMI

  22. Boris

    Anybody who had never seen an owl on skis has obviously never taken acid

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    2. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Trump in the Middle East comes to mind.

    3. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      ...but that would be an insult to owls.

    4. Dave47549

      Dave47549

      It's Elephants - & stop nicking Eddie Izzard's lines.

  23. Boris

    Blessed are the Ori

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    2. Physicsman

      Physicsman

      Bumm*r!

    3. toboldlygo

      toboldlygo

      Someone's watching Stargate SG1

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Original Haverfordwest sausages.

  24. Boris

    This forum needs more unicorns

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    2. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Tell that to the fairies.

    3. ian

      ian

      Isn't a unicorn just a horny horse?

    4. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      This forum needs more unicorns. . .surely you mean unicycles?

  25. Boris

    Sanity is for the sane

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    2. DougN

      DougN

      Well that's good to know I'll try to avoid it.

    3. DonB

      DonB

      Sanity.? -- It's over-rated: expectations of "normality" can be onerous.

    4. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      I used to be sane, but now I've been cured.

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