Captain Kernow

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Oh no! Doc Martin sandles. Cooool!

Nah!!! I stick to me sling-back wellies.

This update has cult potential. How long can we keep it going?

10 minutes?

A scooter.

Awesome number of replies.

Does that also include "super awesome"?

Capital, old bean!

+1 for locoholic. Sorry guys but (to my knowledge) none of you took any vulnerable people into your family homes during the freeze..... Homeless people is an emotive issue, but one that needs a response from bodies capable of giving the exact help, support and care that these people in our society need. The benefactors in this case had commendable ideals, but throwing a wad of money at a family / business type hotel for a small number of people was misjudged. The sum of money involved would h...

Premier Inn in Abergavenny refused to give any discount to nurses/ doctors from the nearby hospital during the snow, when they couldn't get home. There were plenty of empty rooms apparently.

Why should they ? Doctors and Nurses aren't poorly paid. I count 2 of each among my friends and all have a very good to high standard of living.

Had that with pork and sprouts the other day. The fug has finally dispersed.

Had that with pork and sprouts the other day. The fug has finally dispersed.

Thank you for your support, I would like to have always worn it, but it doesn't fit any more.

McLaren Honda Civic

Peel P50 Turbo Cabriolet

I had a car once - somebody drove into it and it broke (so did I but nobody noticed as I only hit my head).

Moonrise is five minutes after sunset for me today.

Price doesn't matter once it's mixed and consumed with a good measure of Woods 100% Rum. When the police find you wandering aimlessly(& Neked) in the early hours, blame it on the Solstice, & start humming Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll. They'll understand.

Laughing Vulcans

Green Onions?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bpS-cOBK6Q

I find these Green onions more tasty:

This is how I work out when airbrushing  (and making soup)

Who'd have thought it? I have to say the Gauge O Guild know how to party. 

Gibberish- A dialect unique to Gibraltar.

And a supplementary to the Good Captain; How do you turn it on once plugged in?

If something sounds like Bee Gees, is it Gibberish?

umm a Supreme Court Challenge or a second vote anyone

I suppose satirists are happy because it gives them so much material to work with.....!

How long before WW3 starts.

"crevettes are they posh cravats..."

...a lot tastier...

Where can I but mustard coloured cords? Also loon pants. Someone suggested Wales....

Any shop that attires gentlemen versed in country ways. Hmmm had a pair of loons once. About 71. Spose I could be excused as I was only 12. Soon came to my senses. Swopped them for Levis sta-pres and shaved my head.

Happisburgh

Royston Vasey

Precisely!

...... that was his Grandad.

The scotch egg company in worcester

Eleys; Ironbridge - lovely savoury jelly, spicy meat and non-greasy pastry.

I wish it would start raining again! On the other hand, perhaps a cold front from the Arctic!

Nah... the hotter the better for me! There'll be cold fronts from the Arctic soon enough. l shall be whistfully looking back in November to this lovely heat!

We'll probably be looking wistfully back in August !

Proper gnome from gnome then.

What's that ticking sound?

It's Fred, he's a metro-gnome!

Network Rail 'logs' more likely....................OK sorry!

Would you prefer a 20% discount on M&S ladies undies?

Is it true that Horsetan only wears Jockey?

I'm not at all sure if they are the correct shade of green - didn't look at all like a Swindon green to me.

I'm not at all sure if they are the correct shade of green - didn't look at all like a Swindon green to me.

All downhill from now. Next will be a Chelsea tractor and Harris tweed jacket and flat cap for the awaydays to the country.

All of us.

All over the world high school girls

Take to the ropes and turn them slow

Starts a beat and a loop

They skip and jump thru the hoop

They might break and they might fall

About the gals from New York City donY

Well, at least one of you has demonstrated a proven fluency.

But was it art ?

With a capital F?

This just gave me flashbacks to a very weird show run of Cold Comfort! What's worse is i still said yes to another run of it. 

Are the finchings standing on a sausage manifesto in the South Hams.

A sausage manifesto!?

Are the proponents of the wider 4mm track gauges more inclined to be left or right of centre?

Bookazine = An excuse to charge twice as much for a normal size magazine that you will only get one issue of!

I wonder when we'll see one ... for owners of golden retriever pups ... with lots of pages ... printed on extra strong paper ... from the makers of Andrex.

I do not recognise the term - no such word! It's just a soft-cover book.

I thought it was pronounced bleurgh

This is it, folks: 'How to Pronounce Buccleuch'

Holy cow!

Holey cows don't work very well...

I prefer the udder spelling batman. Good job I've got a puncture repair outfit.

The egg.

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...Dave

Thank you, Dave, for that unequivocally erudite answer.

Given that Tesco really are in the s***, is this really a surprise?

A perk of the wife's job is a case of toilet paper and kitchen roll a month. Shame she doesn't work for Bachmann .....

I think Tesco may be flogging a dead horse here...