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where's my coat?

Where's the retooled Bachmann 158?

If you knew he'd have to kill you...

Isn't he chasing deer in a park while being chased by an angry man?

It's in Cardiff, between City centre and Fairwater.

No, he was terminally ill.

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My rates for doing a Will are quite reasonable, actually. £150+VAT. Home / hospital visits are extra, obviously.

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Do you do North Notts?

Kenton usually goes away in the winter (hibernates) if IRC. If not I do hope is still ticking.

There's no poll that can't be polled,

No hard sell that can't be sold,

No post you can hold but you can learn how to play this game,

It's easy!

All you need is Gove,

All you need is Gove,

All you need is Gove, Gove,

Gove is all you need...

There's no May that can't be made,

No other way that can be weighed,

No exit strategy but you can learn how to play the game,

It's easy!

All you need is Gove,

All you need is Gove,

All you need is Gove, Gove,

Gove is all you need...

Gove, Gove, Gove,

Gove, Gove, Gove,

Gove, Gove, Gove...

All you need is Gove!

All you need is Gove!

All you need is Gove, Gove,

Gove is all you need...<...

Not as good as Horse's, but another Beatles-to the tune of Maxwell's Silver Hammer:

Boris working late

Thinks he's got it on a plate

Has support of friends

So he goes to bed felling pretty smugg a ha smugg

But as the zs are leaving his lips a noise comes from behind

Bang Bang Govey's silver hammer comes down upon his head

Bang Bang Govey's silver hammer--

Readers wives? Maybe there is a room for a similar section on RMWeb?

One for the ladies?

Just flicking through my collection of Rubber and Plastics Weekly thinking its time they went....

Have a safe day, I will resist be careful....

Well done, 16 years left for me! I'll keep paying your pension, don't worry. Enjoy your lump sum.

Thanks all, mop up day tomorrow, why are goodbyes so emotional!

Thanks all. Back in today to start the full investigation, just dreadful. At least I retire in a couple of months so pardon the pun......but light is at the end of the tunnel! X

Sometimes, life does deal cruel hands ... Poor Child, and what heartache for the Families and all involved.

That's just shocking...

I bet its a loco he couldn't chip! ;-)

I bet its a loco he couldn't chip! ;-)

Say "Avon Calling" perhaps?

Well, let's hope he's not scrapped then, but bought up by a preservation society!

Hah, might need a re-tube, De scale and re flanged!!!!!

HB Neil! I'm still a Peak!

BTW why was Austin TX singled out on those N Korean maps?

Maybe they found an Allegro to bomb?

Trying to remember what I am supposed to do before my cloggs are nuked.......something to do with a beautiful woman....now what was it?

You got closer than me - I was more interested in the pasty!!!!

Was it male or female? Couldn't tell from the distance I was at.

Maybe for Me. It all deep ends..

I'm going!

Cheers for the PM, got a set from Hattons.

Pheasant plucker.......yea!

Ask Steve Parrish

The day after you've pulped them Neil you know what will happen!

Been stored in the garage for a bit toooo long.

Funny enough, I ve just ditched my old PJ's

Out running! Now off to Hosp as its gone orrible, Doc thinks somethink isn't right (I know that) and 'something could be broken' !!

Get well soon Neil.

I guess the upside is more modelling time whilst you recover?

Thanks mate .....Arm in a sling tho! That wont last long!!!! Nothing broken, so all's well. In and out of Derriford A&E in under an hour! World record! Now wheres me superglue and scalpel for a proper repair job!!!

Do you have gout expectations?

Southport, went there once it was shut.

In all fairness, starboard's not too bad either.

The only oil was over me! Can't afford tricky Ricky so had a cone instead, Anzum!

Twas smashin then my lovely....

I'm impressed. Did anyone ask if they could cab your bike?

Hope everything goes okay, my other half is almost at the same stage with a government department....

All the best Sir!

Lick 'em and stick 'em. Best of luck.

Winter Paralympics?

Get back to work... in your submarine!

No more curling

Where did you buy it from?

Wizard Models, very helpful they are to!

they are very good, i got one to 'tune' the bogies on the hachette mk1s and they run lovely now with Hornby wheels

Apparently its now 1800 local time today! So just got time to get all them unbuilt kits etc on EBay! See you the other side folks!!!!

Sunny here, so a nice day for it.

half our to go, got the washing in, had a last run of the choo choo set and set fire to all our savings books!

Just doing some upgrades!

I have some which would have been days away if it was 6 months, but now notice its another month.

7 months now!

They have your body but not your mind!Keep smiling, it infuriates management.

Nothing to smile about that one it might be old folk but they are all someones Gran or Grandad

It's never ending!!

Not much different to now, then.

No Meet new boss same as the old boss.. just watch out for IDS.

I've already got IBS and it is vile.

Yes Yes Yes. I love my Iphone... apart from its battery life

To Iphone! Im trying to get off my android device, it's been a nightmare already!

was just thinking it is a chilly time of year for job satisfaction!

I know how you feel. You can't have long left now mate....All that free time for modelling to come

My time working with Sussex #Traffic# was very interesting. Fortunately I was never involved in a fatal. My job was to get stuff sorted to attempt to prevent those as much as possible.