BlackRat

There's no poll that can't be polled,

No hard sell that can't be sold,

No post you can hold but you can learn how to play this game,

It's easy!

All you need is Gove,

All you need is Gove,

All you need is Gove, Gove,

Gove is all you need...

There's no May that can't be made,

No other way that can be weighed,

No exit strategy but you can learn how to play the game,

It's easy!

All you need is Gove,

All you need is Gove,

All you need is Gove, Gove,

Gove is all you need...

Gove, Gove, Gove,

Gove, Gove, Gove,

Gove, Gove, Gove...

All you need is Gove!

All you need is Gove!

All you need is Gove, Gove,

Gove is all you need...<...

Not as good as Horse's, but another Beatles-to the tune of Maxwell's Silver Hammer:

Boris working late

Thinks he's got it on a plate

Has support of friends

So he goes to bed felling pretty smugg a ha smugg

But as the zs are leaving his lips a noise comes from behind

Bang Bang Govey's silver hammer comes down upon his head

Bang Bang Govey's silver hammer--

Not much different to now, then.

No Meet new boss same as the old boss.. just watch out for IDS.

I've already got IBS and it is vile.

Do you have gout expectations?

Southport, went there once it was shut.

In all fairness, starboard's not too bad either.

Just doing some upgrades!

I have some which would have been days away if it was 6 months, but now notice its another month.

7 months now!

Bloody Marines always needing a manicure...... I live a long way away so I can do this.

Should have used a screw!

Sakhalin

Skål!

Sounds like the Duck has schnapped!

Do you suppose that the gentleman might just conceivably be indulging in a non-beverage kind of drink or two?

Hope you're not alone, snow fun if ya are !

Do have a nice time Neil.

Nothing better than zooming down an alp!

Enjoying retirement I see.

I need to get my bearings !

They look even better! Two for less than the price of one, wish I'd known earlier!

bgman put me on to them - haven't tried them out yet but they look the nuts.

Cheers for the PM, got a set from Hattons.

Pheasant plucker.......yea!

Ask Steve Parrish

Where did you buy it from?

Wizard Models, very helpful they are to!

they are very good, i got one to 'tune' the bogies on the hachette mk1s and they run lovely now with Hornby wheels

Not for me

What's different? Am I missing out on some amazing technological advance as it looks the same as ever on my screen.

Wagon underframe but whether they stay painted might need Paul's photos to confirm.

Oh you mean wagon bangers. Sorry I am confused as usual. Ex works they were black (underframe as skips says) I am sure.

I do half and half lol

Is that 2 slices of very thick bread with sosidges between them?

With brown sauce

Oh dear, I know well that unhinged feeling

Elvis never Sang Vvvviiivvaaaaaaa Las Plimufffff

Pensilva.....The Beverley Hills of Liskeard....

Has Vegas got a Union Street?

Imagine finding one in your laundry basket

good stuff - I should do the same sometime... and do an inventory too of all the stock I have, stock-piled!

Agreed unless you want a bright green mess!

And disintegrating wiring!

The day after you've pulped them Neil you know what will happen!

Been stored in the garage for a bit toooo long.

Funny enough, I ve just ditched my old PJ's

Readers wives? Maybe there is a room for a similar section on RMWeb?

One for the ladies?

Just flicking through my collection of Rubber and Plastics Weekly thinking its time they went....

Anyone in particular?

All of them

Fair comment

You got closer than me - I was more interested in the pasty!!!!

Was it male or female? Couldn't tell from the distance I was at.

Maybe for Me. It all deep ends..

I'm going!