Worsdell forever

Yes, sky blue and clouds...

6" nails would stick out the other side.

Wallpaper?

Just paint over the previous covering!

She told me to, it's a feature wall she said. I didn't argue.

The male would be the hand push version...

Now what you really want is a brand new combine harvester!

What he really wants is to get his hands on your laaaannd.

Gary Rhodes, on making a quick snack, beans on toast: "First, take your haricot beans and soak them for 24 hours...."

Beans, beans are good for you heart.

The more you eat , the more you f**t!

Liver with some fava beans and a nice.... Chianti.

That's crackers.

Wonder what the "Use By" date was?

25th December?

...and plebs...

Too-many paradoxical felines!

Actually I put it down to bureaucrats, hairdressers and an infinite number of monkeys...

Be careful, it might have horse in it....

Knowing Worsdell, it'll probably have traces of Richard III in it.

What, the cheese from Bedale? they serve it in the restaurant at work - http://www.gourmetbritain.com/encyclo_entry.php?item=7309

I did when I was a Kid and so never watched a full episode of "Why don't you ?"

Hectic at work Rob so something a little less taxing for a bit.

What is "Why don't you.." ???

Sheep are worried too......................

No email arrived but at least I've seen the SU. will head towards you from the East.

Ah! pincer manoeuvre

I blame it on the '70's

zooby doo, zooby doo, zooby doo.

Whatever it is, where can I get some?

There should be a law against Boris!

There is, they just haven't caught him yet.

No, boris isn't always right, there are a lot of punters at Exhibitions who know they are right!

No, No, No.

If you don't take a dump regularly your eyes turn brown and they call you Boris

Wasn't it a "Random Generator" thingie which, when hooked up to the right equipment, made all the ladies underwear jump 2 feet to the right?

Nah! It's Modern Art NER Style!

Firewood stock running low?

You lot are all mad...

Whitby really was the centre of the Known World back then, wasn't it? ;-)

Still is...

Seams a bit early for Jets.

Could be wrong

Dear God ..please tell us it wasn't Cabbage..

Could be Brussels Sprouts...

I heard he was seeking Planning Permission for a natural wind farm.

born in a barn!

Just like Jesus.

That's terrible saying that to the good lady, she was only putting the bin out, bringing the dog in, hanging out the washing whilst you were sitting on yer arxe.....

slack pipe

catch point - crash bang wallop

Piston!!!

Cheers. I'm about to re-watch it, so I'll have a look

You'll find they've been used in all the Tardis's I'm not a DR Who geek!! Honest?

Yep, found them.

15 mini rolls ?

Bacon?

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Yes and I've got a small hammer to tap out the dent

*tap tap...tap tap* ...oops.

Fresh Venison any one. Sorry had to be said.

Never saw the bride and groom, just saw and heard (LOUD!) the car.

A shotgun wedding? ye-ha!

..It could've been worse- an Orange Ford Focus playing 'boom boom' music..

You probably could get it in Woolies at one point. Remember those Invisible Ink pens from yer childhood?

LoL - one wonders whether peeps bother to read the posts made previously in threads...normally starting with the OP is a good base !-)

If brunch is a cross between breakfast and lunch, what's a big meal taken at 3pm? Dunch or Linner?

Aren't Lunch Ladies more commonly known as 'Ladies that Lunch? !-)

From were I am from it would have to be a combo of dinner and tea... Tinner maybe?

*knock, knock, knock* Penny.

*knock, knock, knock* Penny.

I have got one of those cakes here. It's got a few more candles on it though.

I spy a Blueberry Muffin with my moniker on it!

Tunnock's Teacake?

Just pull the plug.

Where's Brian Blessed?

It won't be named 'Gordon', just the number 1010...