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  1. wollastonblue

    Finally off to Switzerland in a fortnight, and low and behold the RhB are having a Railway Festival while we are there!!!!!

    1. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Do have a nice time!A lovely country.

  2. wollastonblue

    Actually found a use for the Daily Mail!

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    2. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      Me Grandfatha always said it wasn't good enough hang on the back of the netty door

    3. Tim V

      Tim V

      I can't think of any use for a Daily Mail ...

    4. davefrk

      davefrk

      Other newspapers are available but.....

      are they any better.

  3. wollastonblue

    My European Grand Tour is booked!!!

  4. wollastonblue

    Off to see Father Christmas with Little Wollastonlue. What do I ask him for?

    1. Liam

      Liam

      A few Dapol Westerns?

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      A class H im SE&CR livery?

    3. Jinty3f

      Jinty3f

      Don’t cry when you sit on his knee?

  5. wollastonblue

    Mother has had a delivery from Japan!

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    2. wollastonblue

      wollastonblue

      I know they're red and run on rails.

    3. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Eric will find an egg in his nest tomorrow morning...

    4. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Ooh, has she got a couple of EH500s?

  6. wollastonblue

    It's Christmas Time....

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    2. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      No, not Christmas time but the day after tomorrow is the First Sunday in Advent. Christmas starts on 25 December and runs for the following 12 days.

    3. lapford34102

      lapford34102

      ...there's no need to be afraid,

      On second thoughts though...

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Do they know it’s Christmas time at all?

  7. wollastonblue

    Well cover me in eggs and flour, and bake me for forty minutes.

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    2. big jim

      big jim

      dont get a soggy bottom

    3. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      I'd prefer a pastie

    4. keefer

      keefer

      you can throw jelly, custard and cream at me if you want, but I won't be trifled with

  8. wollastonblue

    O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

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    2. Ed-farms

      Ed-farms

      ONE, TWO, FIVE!!!

    3. Harlequin

      Harlequin

      I notice that we have skipped a bit, brothers...

    4. beast66606

      beast66606

      RUN AWAY !

  9. wollastonblue

    Finally Monsieur, a wafer thin mint

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Go ahead, be my guest! ;-)

    3. Alister_G

      Alister_G

      Bleuarrrrrgh...

       

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      The cheque, monsieur.

  10. wollastonblue

    Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? At a french maids finishing school? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation?

    1. big jim

      big jim

      What were they thinking?

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      If you're dressed as a french maid, your reputation is probably made!

    3. Ramblin Rich

      Ramblin Rich

      Of course, I was very, very drunk....

  11. wollastonblue

    All I said was that this piece of Halibut was good enough for Jehovah.

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    2. Free At Last

      Free At Last

      What's so special about the cheesemakers?

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Now look: no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, do you understand? Even - and I want to make this absolutely clear - even if they do say "Jehovah".

    4. Regularity

      Regularity

      Crucifixion’s a doddle.

  12. wollastonblue

    My hovercraft is full of eels..

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Was this the dodgy Anglo/ Hungarian phrasebook that Mr Cleese wandered around with, getting the odd slap on the way?

    3. Regularity

      Regularity

      Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime

    4. waggy

      waggy

      My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools

  13. wollastonblue

    Just say NO...

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    2. Welly

      Welly

      Yeah, right I will!

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Perhaps.....

    4. cal.n

      cal.n

      NO

  14. wollastonblue

    Just say NO...

  15. wollastonblue

    Do I go to Warley or not?

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    2. wollastonblue

      wollastonblue

      Well there is no Swiss layouts, I don't really need to buy anything that I can't online. Mmmmmmmmmmmm

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      I would if I could but I can't so I won't!

    4. Liam

      Liam

      I'm the same as Hroth, but next year I'm definitely going! :)

  16. wollastonblue

    I fell in love with...

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    2. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      Myself ?

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      A beautiful stranger?

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      The new Peco bullhead track.

  17. wollastonblue

    When going gets tough...

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ...the tough hide under the table?

       

      Re: Billy Ocean. I actually have that 7-inch single still...

    3. Free At Last

      Free At Last

      So you were the one that bought it...

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Hey, it could be worth nothing one day....

  18. wollastonblue

    Must resist OO Gauge. I want to do HO and 009 first.

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Psssstttt....

       

      You left out O gauge!

    2. DonB

      DonB

      Get OO out of your hair by completing your Cake Box Challenge, then the world (or at least several other Gauges) is your oyster!

    3. wollastonblue

      wollastonblue

      The new B4, P Class and Barclay Tanks look awesome.

  19. wollastonblue

    We built this city on sausage rolls

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Can only be Haverfordwest!

    2. mike morley

      mike morley

      tastes like nothing to me, Walls Vanilla

    3. mike morley

      mike morley

      I love sausage rolls, put another tray in the oven, baby

  20. wollastonblue

    We built this city on sausage rolls

  21. wollastonblue

    What's new pussycat?

    1. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      WOOOOOOOOe Oh-Oh Oh-Ho oooooah Oooooa"

  22. wollastonblue

    Gimme, Gimme, Gimme...

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      ...a man after midnight?

    2. Liam

      Liam

      Shaking through the darkness . . .

  23. wollastonblue

    I wanna know what love is...

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    2. PaulRhB

      PaulRhB

      it's small and green and goes ouch if you prod it . . .

    3. Londontram

      Londontram

      Paul you've been dating the wrong type of girls my friend

    4. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      I'd rather you didn't show me.....

  24. wollastonblue

    Say a boom boom le me hear you say...

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Boom boom boom let me here you say way-ooh (way-ooh)

      Me say boom boom boom now everybody say way-ooh (way-ooh)

      Boom boom boom let me here you say way-ooh (way-ooh)

      Me say boom boom boom now everybody say way-ooh (way-ooh)

      Boom boom boom let me here you say way-ooh (way-ooh)

      Me say boom boom boom now everybody say way-ooh (way-ooh)

      Boom boom boom let me here you say way-ooh (way-ooh)

      Me say boom boom boom now everybody say way-ooh (way-ooh)

    2. bgman

      bgman

      YEY !

    3. big jim

      big jim

      good old outhere brothers

  25. wollastonblue

    I believe in mackerels...

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Where did ya come from, angel fish?

      How did ya know

      You'd feed the one....

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      ... ,The Pilchard and Cod almighty!

    4. Londontram

      Londontram

      Is this the right plaice for a statement like that

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