Crisis Rail

I do like a neatly trimmed bush

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzziiiiillllllllllllllllllllll........................................ian.

Operation: Depilate!

Nice one Steve

Merely "brainwashing drivel"? It sounds like this **@@**##**!!** might have improved recently.

"Noise" just about sums up the Jeremy Kyle show.

"Noisome" just about sums up some of his inmates - sorry - "guests".

As for the loathsome Kyle.

Don't get me started.

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

U Thant.

State of Flux

Latest RMWeb headlines: "Crisis, Newbryford and Captain nod off using the keyboard."

No you fools...! It's the Freightliner Heavy Haul Class 70 6K27 Carlisle Yard to Crewe Basford Hall.

Maybe add a set of MRA.

And rightly so Don - you had an extremely important job to do (probably)

Just seen the pics on tiwtter from Gigg Lane, pitch lightly covered with snow & sleet is hammering it down, brrrr

Hamilton Academicals - do they like Lidl's Luxury Bratwurst?

I don't like football and I'm un-trustworthy

Sorry but I hate football.... It stems from being forced into playing it at school cause there were only 11 boys in our class.

Rugby on the other hand.... A real man's game.

Cancelled in favour of constant downpours!

Summer was the weekend before last - you missed it.

More rain next week!

Stuff the subtlety,

try The Moody Blues - "Go Now"

Put 'Failure to Launch' on the DVD - on continuous repeat...

Dont worry they will eventually go when they reach their mid 30s

Switch it off and switch it back on again...?

Send up fresh sausages

I did the same, never lost interest but the pressures of being a very bad high school & personal issues it went on the back burner until my mid twentys. All I can say is thank the Lord I stumbled upon on Nick Gurneys Dyserth Rd. The rest is history as they say.

Ian, that was cruel !

;-)

Half a pound of sausages

Sausage status = 8oz

8oz of Cumberland.

Queen of the South

Nanook of the north.

on , I guess the sabbath too- I guess she wasnt working

Aah Bliss Craig - as for Real Ale you can keep it - can't stand the stuff - old gits drink

LOL ...

Has all this work been beer-reviewed?

...maybe a Dynamic young Tarzan?

Catalogue princess, apprentice seductress hiding in her cellophane world in glitter town...

Saffron Sunsets.

Oddly enough - We will be in Glastonbury on the way to St Ives Cornwall! - I will have to find a local hostelry with SKY

Will you have any players?

That one's below the belt :-)

From what I've heard there'll be a team of 11 on the pitch + some subs. Whether they'll be professional footballers is another thing entirely!

Enjoy St.Ives - nice place but too busy for me in August.

Take care.

Graham

You Sir are nowt but a lager lout ;-)

47

Tim V is showing he is more educated than the rest of us...

Maxpax tea and a fruit pie please.

Kronenburg! Cheers!

Head ache in a glass..... drink real beer!

Tetley

YAY!

Bloodwine

Nice - but.......

http://www.deviantart.com/art/Rickenbacker-Bass-2-53282815

What's all this about?

Alfie

Bury throw away a two-goal lead against draw specialists York to extend their winless run to five league games

I an, I will go to York away and enjoy myself by not going to the game, 90 mins in the NYRM would be a definite good result instead

Mmmm...nice, long, sunny day here!

Thesoundofitissomethingquiteatrocious

Cue the big finish... 'Aaaaaayaaayaaaaaahhhhh'

Da da dam da da dam da daaaaaaaa.

Or go to the gents...

Depends where you apply it.....

Surface area - remove your finger prints and you'll have a Teflon like surface !

Look to Re6/6...!

Me and the Farmer like brother like sister ...

We've come on holiday by mistake.

Pen Blwydd Hapus -"Happy Birthday in Cymraeg" .. Ian

Diolch yn fawr iawn....!

Dda Iawn Ian, is that google translate or do you know some Cymraeg ?

What with ‘round of applause’ and interesting/thought-provoking’ it’s all getting a bit silly. Especially on a small screen. 

A “Shite” button would be thought provoking? Bit too far though. 

It could be based on the poop emoji. 
 

The lady working at the amusement arcade where we saw poop emoji key rings thought it was meant to be chocolate ice cream. Lovely lady, but not the sharpest knife in the drawer.