Indomitable026

....and you'd have charged a premium for it.

It's all starting to simmer down now...

Oh and I think trying to bottle it would most dangerous with my rear flailing around at speed

Invincible

Revenge

Failed and rescued by a 33

Only 6...?!

Slightly more than the most you can imagine.

When you fall over!

Yes indeed!

Yours is no disgrace

YES!!

Does she know?

i take it it's chequered love?

I suppose, more to the point, does her husband know?

"This is a passenger announcement for those intending to travel to Bedford or Luton:....raise your ambitions."

William

Boxcar Willy.

Just buy another one. I received a second for Christmas... the old one still works.. sort of..

I read the OP in a Morrissey voice...

Hang the PWay, Hang the PWay...

There's no grounds for this sort of thing.

Noooooooo

Melton Mowbray

Good man... an excellent choice. Dickinson and Morris?

I had a traditional chicken tikka pastie on York station the other day....

Needs to doing another series.

Has the drooling season begun?

A1 M currently closed at J60 (Bradbury) Bu**er!

Who are The Sulzers? My guess would be a heavy rock band.

Most of the group members are quite duff

From the sublime to the sub ?????

Yeo Sushi - a West Country Japanese restaurant.

Ostrakismo

Taw

What happened to the Anglia?

No, I'm not fitting skis to the Cortina...

A ford zephyr would have given you more ski space. but hope it was a 76` 1.6 ghia twin headlight Cortina he hee

Well if they don't know it, they can't go in!

Doghouse next?

Higher Council Tax band?

Cleaning cess pit mate; can't beat it.

You could be guttering cleaners.

or cleaning out the drains....

Which link?

Black Country Blues used to be under the Layouts and Workbench Content.

FOUND IT, Its now pinned in the Layout Topics.

Allegedly produced by Cheshire Lines Committee. I have this enamel plaque on the wall of my railway room.

Oh, go on, just let a few idlers use it, just now and then.

That means I’ll be able to use it!

You've sunk my aircraft carrier!

Penyghent

Yep, an afternoon with...

Ask the other end of the string?

This long.

No, this long |-------------------------------------------------------------|, I think, well it should cover most things anyway.

Er, no - think it's this weekend at the Newark Showground.

Well I've just set the layout up there....

Oh b##er that's me shot in the ####. Sorry matey. I can only blame the fact that my brain has been removed.

Dream on... and then after

The Bum of Beyond

A pile of soggy tissues

but yours is no disgrace...

I wish I loved the human race,

I wish I loved its silly face,

And when I'm introduced to one,

I wish I thought "What jolly fun!"

Humans are illogical to a fascinating degree.

I'll get to width later

How long is a piece of string... I guess in these economic times he had a career change :-p

On so many levels.

To Stoptober ?

Not while the pub's open

Bad idea.

Turns out Vodka Martini is also covered by the embargo

Bet you're shaken but not stirred by this development...

For me I start to understand what's going on a little while after it's all finished when everything starts falling to pieces.

such as doing it badly so next time they decide to get the professionals in . . .

And have paint dripping into inappropriate orifaces.....