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M&B !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do the shake and vac

Remember Colt 45 American light ale ???

Hang in there.... day 2 and still here I hope?

Have decided to build a layout with no trains

That is quite prototypical. Just make it a Sunday in winter on a branch line.

"I suppose you've been following the Hornby TT:120 thread?"

Not a chance! Nothing in it for me!

Now if they'd only gone for HO, like the rest of the world / cut their prices / started offering us our favourite model / stopped cutting out model shops / ... .

Cue yet another round of "catchphrase bingo". I'm sure it'll all end in tiers ... .

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I've never visited a kindergarten but I'm happy to take your word for it.

🤠🥳🥸🤓🤪🤢😢😈😢🤗🤮😇😴

Boris is everywhere, Boris is watching you

###### Really? Better embrace it I suppose, what did you think of my pants today Boris?

The holes gave a great view of main street

Yea....good ideas for next year.

Select 'trick' - they never know what to do.

Next year I might try playing classical music like Beethoven loudly from a CD player located in the porch; that should keep 'em away!

Bottoms up!

Sorreeeee, I meant Cork Underlay

Yeahyeahyeah....

Either way, they both need sellotape to stop them splitting......

Blood Sport!

What’s the score?

Crosses a line into sexist tastelessness for me, I'm afraid.

I haven't seen this, but "tasteless German humour" tends to be something of a tautology..

In no particular order, better or worse than the Specsavers "gearstick" advert, or the "exploding Volkswagen"?

Good Spot - I missed that one!

Wasn’t Endeavour from the 18th Century..?

It gets about a bit...

I'm still waiting for an SCL wearing a hearing aid, sat on a stairlift, holding a Hornby A2

Which one will fall apart first though?

cos you spend too much time looking at 'models'....that's why I couldn't look at RMWeb at work as the wrong sort of 'models' kept appearing in the ads.

3.1415926535 8979323846

Who wants to know?

You are number 6

and don't forget your individual fruit pies.

I long for the days before Prue Leiths environmentally damaging sandwich boxes and dodgy recipes

D'you think we could get her for Cultural Appropriation?

The prologue.

You were grabbed by the plebeians?

(Titter ye not) :-)

This horse wearing a skirt come tabard ran out in front of me followed by a tin man

Followed by eggnog?

Standing upwind as I write

Must have been mild...just checked news this morning and no reports of injuries.

Not if my wife finds out ....

Arun Quay won by a short head!

MRJ: the new Playboy magazine?

I asked a friend how he knew the Australian crowd for the Grand Prix were drunk when they were singing while watching...

Ballsy, I think.

I'd be worried if you were tampering with other people's balls.

Next up - swede and carrot mash

Brussels is on the E40 - check the map!

 Also: on the border of Vlaanderen and Wallonia dividing the province of Brabant! Can be tossed in olive oil and old bay seasoning then roasted for about an hour in a covered dish. Beste met  stoofvlees, potaten krokettjes en een vlaas Westmalle Duppel . Smakelijk. 

Ring Cycle vs One Ring

Ringring..

A burning Ring of Fire.

Owwww......

A moving experience?

TMI !

Another member of the Horsetan club....

Ugh!

"I was being sarcastic"

Well, that was sooo obvious.

There really should be an emoji for sarcasm. Why isn't there one already? 

It would save people wasting their time.

It would only go the way of the late, lamented Groan button.

sigh

I always send private messages with trepidation, fearing that they may turn up here...

Are you confusing emojis with voting buttons?

Your thighs Vicar, Your thighs.

Steady on, my wife calls my modelling mags 'train porn' as it is ;-)

Page 50, photo 3 caption

Why were they imprisoned in the first place?

Has anyone informed the trees ?

Dam!

Or an ordinary egg, for that matter.

Sorry, where were we?

I think it was a typo, should have been "Beaten". Someone swiped the bag of mini eggs!

Cat Amaran

Carrot

Electrickery

Grandstand, for the title music!

World of sport used to have rallycross sometimes......

It's the rallycross and wrestling that I seem to remember