gwrrob

he is the special one.....after all

Where next, I bet not inthis country.

Is this another story from the obscure and mysterious world of sport?

We're all up the smelly creek, minus any means of propulsion...

Is this Boss#2, #3, or #4 ??

Can she come up with a Bargain?

Dunno - I don't let them over the threshold!

Hello everyone. My name is Bod and I am an ….. er….. I mean I.... er…. I like sprouts.

I take it you mean for Xmas 2019.

jumpers for goal posts

Quite right. And Alan Gilzean was Scotland's...

He also drove a Ford Escort Mexico

Spice up your life Grahame.

I’ll tell you want they want, what they really, really want..

Sorry can't go back to the end of school and first years of Uni. Let those sleeping dogs lie...

Brownie points....................may come in handy when the thread gets a bit risky?

It looks stunning in this months mag

Bless you!

Have you got one?

Worked in South Brent I do believe?

Yes remember that well! Sad news today.

Love the spoof England World Cup song that appeared on Dead Ringers myself!

There Ain't No Pleasin' You

Shocking types

Now set to download...

Thank you for telling me about it. Excellent stuff.

Rarer than a Dodo..

Tell me about it.

Should be due another print run.....in a few years' time.

Dodgy haircuts all round....

Aliens...

Are you an office clerk far away in time?

It's the hot weather

Go to a proper tailor, ready to wear is no use in cases like this

Hold 'em and spin again...

Never 2 old...Keep it Old Skool....

10...

When you're too old to wear sneakers, you graduate to brothel-creepers....

I heard the engine's dying breath, Castles and Kings all starved to death ... oh wait, wrong song.

Oh plans. For a minute I thought you were saying 'planes for Nigel'.

Oh ! Exteceee ! Other drugs are available

Your locos are all such characters, Robin, that I would have thought that they all deserve a knighthood.

A naked tree !

A tree being cut down? (Dogmatix).

Boris up to his tricks again?

I thought it got swapped for Bristol Castle?

Too right a Swindon masterpiece should be in the limelight.

Count the rivets.....

Did she say Jehovah?

Hallelujah la'olam

Yes and back to the 80s, it's a shame we can't have the music instead.

Oh I dunno Rob, there's Hornby's super duper 14xx to look forward to. I can hardly contain my exciteme........Zzzzzzzzz

Fromage.

Did it last year from Paddington to Penzance. First train I've been on in ages where the passengers were in a party mood and really wanted to be there! Slept ok and I'm 6ft 1, pleasant breakfast delivered to cabin.

Waiting until the new coaches have been delivered and tested before going on the Caley sleeper

I'm going on the Caley sleeper hoping for the Mk3's...

Do you think? Personally I can't stand the arrogant Pratt and this has spoilt the program for me.

There are more and more programmes that annoy me so much that I watch less and less television.

Some say the show should be a "knockout" success.

All I know is it won't feature some guy in a white helmet and racing overalls.

And on that bombshell ... .

"Did you know that you can also use our website..."

If you would like to wait for another ten minutes, press "3"

If your are reporting that your broadband isn't working please use our web reporting page.....

When I last went to IKEA (other stores available) a chap called Alan Key was very helpful.

Maybe some of the fixings are missing?

I bought one of those - I ended up with a Billy book case. It turned out I'd bought a shelf-assembly wardrobe.

Indeed, l remember him way back when he and Terry Scott were a double act.

A port-manteau?

Incompetent Tories!

We can hardly say that we want open frictionless trade with the EU one minute and restrict their right to bid for a UK contract the next. Of course if we staying in the EU we could simply claim national security like the French government does.