RMweb Premium newbryford Posted January 17, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 17, 2019 I cannot contain my eggcitement........... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJS1977 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Shouldn't this be on the forum yolks thread? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andytrains Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Or look at:- http://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/8753-yoker-loco-shed-65g/ 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andytrains Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek. The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.” The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.” The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.” The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French Twit." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 96701 Posted January 18, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 18, 2019 (edited) A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get six."A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk."Why did you buy six cartons of milk?" the wife asks.He replies, "They had avocados!" Edited January 18, 2019 by 96701 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted January 18, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted January 18, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefromacrossthepond Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Corgis rock! Ours passed a few years ago and the house hasn't been the same since. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJS1977 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get six." A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk. "Why did you buy six cartons of milk?" the wife asks. He replies, "They had avocados!" Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs&t=32s Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted January 19, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted January 19, 2019 The circle of life. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJS1977 Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Some years ago Argentina tried bringing in a law to make over 70s have to hand over their driving licences. The traffic commissioner in Buenos Aires received the following letter: "Dear Sir I am 75 years old and still as good a driver as ever I was. I reckon I can drive from Buenos Aires to [city 250 miles away] in under two hours. I challenge you to a race. If you can drive there before me, I will gladly surrender my driving licence. Yours sincerely Fangio" They gave him an exemption! 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhBBob Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 I would have liked to try procrastination But I never got around to it ....... Any remarks about a square tuit will be scorned 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted January 19, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 19, 2019 I hear that a scrap yard in Norfolk has started selling Royal souvenirs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Brit15 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Turpin Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Politicians are like babies' nappies: they need to be changed often, and for the same reason - Mark Twain 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) Under developed digestive system and an inability to use sanitary devices for the efficient disposal of bodily waste? Shut-up Mark Twain, nobody likes a smartarse. C6T (would be smartarse). Edited January 22, 2019 by Classsix T 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted January 22, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted January 22, 2019 Politicians are like babies' nappies: they need to be changed often, and for the same reason - Mark Twain Now that's what I call a political post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted January 22, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 22, 2019 Now that's what I call a political post. No, it's a fact, and not in the slightest way political! Mike. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 PRINCE PHILIP.jpg Funnily enough, he's not wearing a seatbelt in that photo, either!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB-AU Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before there's a country song about a guy whose truck leaves him. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted January 23, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before there's a country song about a guy whose truck leaves him. Add to the list of country music ingredients! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ghEFz-d6Co 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashcombe Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Coming soon to a cinema near you:- THE DUKE'S A HAZARD 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Coming soon to a cinema near you:- THE DUKE'S A HAZARD 2C4F062F-CBB7-45CF-89C9-1D110242DB0F.jpeg Who is playing Daisy Duke? Kate or Meghan?? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted January 23, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 23, 2019 Fame gets to some folks. 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamiel Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) Sorry it had been posted before so I deleted it. J Edited January 23, 2019 by Jamiel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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