RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted May 30, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted May 30, 2019 Anyway why indeed was the monkey afraid to come into the park in the first place? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted May 31, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 31, 2019 9 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said: Anyway why indeed was the monkey afraid to come into the park in the first place? Because the Earth was flat? Mike. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted May 31, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 31, 2019 10 hours ago, F-UnitMad said: Well we're back to repeats, anyway... They say the old ones are the best which is why the seniors on here are so good! 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted May 31, 2019 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted May 31, 2019 9 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said: Anyway why indeed was the monkey afraid to come into the park in the first place? Because the cat was climbing the tree. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Enterprisingwestern said: Because the Earth was flat? Mike. The Earth isn't flat, there are lumpy bits called hills and mountains and there big dents filled with water called lakes and seas. I note also that Wyoming and Colorado do indeed have four corners, just like the Earth !!! What does confuse me however is that you go by Enterprisingwestern yet the picture is of a class forty. Gibbo. Edited May 31, 2019 by Gibbo675 Improper grammar. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 3 hours ago, Gibbo675 said: The Earth isn't flat, there are lumpy bits called hills and mountains and there big dents filled with water called lakes and seas. I note also that Wyoming and Colorado do indeed have four corners, just like the Earth !!! What does confuse me however is that you go by Enterprisingwestern yet the picture is of a class forty. Gibbo. Interesting that you should mention Wyoming amid the Flat Earth discussion, I was reading this article where one guy is suggesting that there are no forests on a flat earth, but best of all some other wizards are suggesting that the mountains were once gigantic trees and that Devils Tower (Close Encounters) is actually a mammoth tree stump - read here if you must https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/09/flat-earth-truthers/499322/ 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted May 31, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 31, 2019 4 hours ago, Gibbo675 said: What does confuse me however is that you go by Enterprisingwestern yet the picture is of a class forty. He's from Yorkshire...………. 1 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted May 31, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 31, 2019 58 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: Interesting that you should mention Wyoming amid the Flat Earth discussion, I was reading this article where one guy is suggesting that there are no forests on a flat earth, but best of all some other wizards are suggesting that the mountains were once gigantic trees and that Devils Tower (Close Encounters) is actually a mammoth tree stump - read here if you must https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/09/flat-earth-truthers/499322/ No I'm not going to bother looking, but it sounds like uni students have moved away from making crop circles and now 'investing' their time creating ever more foolish conspiracy theories! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 hour ago, luckymucklebackit said: Interesting that you should mention Wyoming amid the Flat Earth discussion, I was reading this article where one guy is suggesting that there are no forests on a flat earth, but best of all some other wizards are suggesting that the mountains were once gigantic trees and that Devils Tower (Close Encounters) is actually a mammoth tree stump - read here if you must https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/09/flat-earth-truthers/499322/ We do indeed live in a mad world whatever it's shape may be ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted May 31, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 31, 2019 9 hours ago, Gibbo675 said: What does confuse me however is that you go by Enterprisingwestern yet the picture is of a class forty. , and? Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 6 minutes ago, Enterprisingwestern said: , and? Mike. Well... he's confused. J Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Enterprisingwestern said: , and? Mike. Hi Mike, Class 52 number 1000 is Western Enterprise rather than a class 40, that's all. Gibbo. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Walked past the fridge earlier and thought I heard an onion singing a BeeGees song, but when I opened the fridge door it was just a chive talkin I asked the chive If it wanted to be a onion, but it said "I'm stayin a chive, staying a chive, ah. Ah ah ah, staying a chive" . 1 1 8 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted June 1, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 1, 2019 7 hours ago, peanuts said: Walked past the fridge earlier and thought I heard an onion singing a BeeGees song, but when I opened the fridge door it was just a chive talkin I asked the chive If it wanted to be a onion, but it said "I'm stayin a chive, staying a chive, ah. Ah ah ah, staying a chive" . 1 7 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two_sugars Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 7 hours ago, peanuts said: Walked past the fridge earlier and thought I heard an onion singing a BeeGees song, but when I opened the fridge door it was just a chive talkin I asked the chive If it wanted to be a onion, but it said "I'm stayin a chive, staying a chive, ah. Ah ah ah, staying a chive" . Some people have no shame! 1 4 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post cromptonnut Posted June 1, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 1, 2019 Really fed up with people complaining about the cost of things. Cup of tea for a pound, coffee £1.50, 75p for a bar of chocolate, £5 for some sandwiches, a quid for a bag of crisps and £3 just to park. I think I'll just stop inviting people round. 3 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy. 7 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgundy Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 2 hours ago, jcm@gwr said: A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy. That joke would get a new lease of life if the assault were with a milkshake. I thought that that was the new weapon of choice for political expression? Best wishes Eric 4 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted June 4, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 4, 2019 Have you heard of the new Playboy magazine for married men? It’s the same as the old Playboy only the center fold is the same month after month after month. 1 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted June 4, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 4, 2019 After 10 years, a wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife to Husband: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you." Husband: "What's up?" Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid." Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there." 1 12 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 What is a morbid fear of trainspotters? Anoraknophobia. 2 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted June 8, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 8, 2019 I've started investing in stocks, beef, chicken and vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire. 3 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tangoman69 Posted June 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2019 A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…. + Tourist: £8.00 + Broiled Missionary: £10.00 + Fried Explorer: £12.50 + Baked Conservative or Grilled Labour politician: £100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a high price for the Politicians?” The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap, it takes all morning.” 1 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted June 9, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 9, 2019 AN IRISH PAINTER !!! ☘️☘️☘️ An Irish painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to the town of Miltown in County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses. One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a stretch limo and asked if he would paint her in the nude. This being the first time anyone had made such a request he was a bit perturbed, particularly when the woman told him that money was no object. In fact she was willing to pay 10,000 euros. Not wanting to get into any marital strife, he asked her to wait while he went into the house to confer with Mary, his wife. They talked much about the Rightness and Wrongness of it. It was hard to make the decision but finally his wife agreed, on one condition. In a few minutes he returned. "T'would be me pleasure to paint yer portrait, missus," he said. "The wife says it's okay. I'll paint you in the nude all right but I'll have to leave me socks on so I have a place to wipe me brushes." 1 12 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 (edited) Brexit for Medics Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: Should Brexit take place? The Allergists were in favour of scratching it but the Dermatologists were advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of gut feeling about it but the Neurologists thought that the Brexiteers had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain that everyone was labouring under a misconception while the Opthamologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up". The Psychiatrists thought that the whole idea was madness while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that Mrs Mays's proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter". The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward but the Urologists were p*ssed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists though it was all gas and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the decision up to those in a55holes in Parliament. Brit15 Edited June 9, 2019 by APOLLO 2 1 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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