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9 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said:

Pedantic hat on  There isn't a B&Q in Irvine, Methi, Linwood or Bathgate

Which explains why they couldn't buy a mower from B&Q in those places!

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Plenty of takeaways in Methil though, including the famous Samhai! :)

 

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1 hour ago, leopardml2341 said:

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

 

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

 

Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

 

"What does that tell you?"

 

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?"

 

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

 

 

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On 30/05/2020 at 14:21, peanuts said:

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Aw, what a shame. Did they break their Black & Decker from America...?

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2 minutes ago, Dave47549 said:

Aw, what a shame. Did they break their Black & Decker from America...?

 

5000 miles ago.

 

Mike.

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The grass is growing quickly due to all that Sunshine on Leith.

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Further to the Mount Rushmore posts, there actually is a steam railroad that goes behind the mountain.

The view, however, ...

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Like my Mum in the Beef scare. (Mad Cow Disease).

Bought loads of beef and put it in the freezer until the scare was over!

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59 minutes ago, Baby Deltic said:

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Love it, I'd like to make a copy.

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1 hour ago, PhilJ W said:

Love it, I'd like to make a copy.

Help yourself mate.

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2 hours ago, PhilJ W said:

Love it, I'd like to make a copy.

So it can go in the 'Wacky Signs' thread?

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Edited by Baby Deltic
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