RMweb Premium Dave Hunt Posted February 15, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Budgie said: In any case, all this theological arguing is futile. God does not exist. Nor, it would seem, does the whacky signs thread (anymore). 16 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Budgie said: In any case, all this theological arguing is futile. God does not exist. 1 hour ago, Dave Hunt said: Nor, it would seem, does the whacky signs thread (anymore). It's a sign from God. But don't worry, she's in a good mood. As she's the Great Architect of The Universe, she approves of anyone trying to make a model of even a small part of it (OO or N gauge especially) 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 We apologise for the Thread Drift. Normal service has been resumed. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted February 16, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 16, 2020 3 hours ago, martin_wynne said: This morning I purchased some shortbread biscuits which are very good. But they have the lowest dunking strength of any biscuits I have ever known. They have only to be waved in the general direction of a cup of coffee, and they cease to exist. Martin. Serves you right for wasting perfectly good biscuits! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted February 16, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 16, 2020 Mike. 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gibbo675 Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 Hi Folks, After all that history I went looking for my joke book and found this: I'm not sure about what Gaius is doing with his left hand but I think it may be a "SIGN". Gibbo. 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted February 16, 2020 Share Posted February 16, 2020 Or a Salute, like this? “Hail, Emperor, those who are about to die salute you” 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted February 17, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 17, 2020 Maybe more along the lines of ‘f*** tu, Brutus ( you treacherous knife wielding bas****.)! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted February 17, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 17, 2020 On 15/02/2020 at 23:50, Budgie said: I am not going to be told how to be good and happy by priests a significant number of whom have no idea of how to be good themselves. Or is it yet another case of "do what I say, not what I do". In any case, all this theological arguing is futile. God does not exist. No, God DOES exist, and I can prove it! Every morning, Dad would arise, and tap on the bathroom door. "God!! Are you still in there?" 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony Teague Posted February 17, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 17, 2020 See also: (Not for the easily offended!) 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted February 17, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 17, 2020 Even vegetarians love me...... 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Tony Teague Posted February 17, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 17, 2020 52 minutes ago, chris p bacon said: Even vegetarians love me...... Now you're making it personal! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted February 18, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 18, 2020 (edited) The concept of intelligent design (which does not mean the existence of a deity or deities) is proven, I respectfully submit and contend, by the cheese and ham bap. Nothing that good could possibly occur by any random or chance evolutionary method, has to be some thought, and beneficial thought at that, gone into it! Edited February 18, 2020 by The Johnster 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 96701 Posted February 18, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 18, 2020 35 minutes ago, The Johnster said: The concept of intelligent design (which does not mean the existence of a deity or deities) is proven, I respectfully submit and contend, by the cheese and ham bap. Nothing that good could possibly occur by any random or chance evolutionary method, has to be some thought, and beneficial thought at that, gone into it! Only when black pepper is applied. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold martin_wynne Posted February 18, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 18, 2020 43 minutes ago, The Johnster said: The concept of intelligent design (which does not mean the existence of a deity or deities) is proven, I respectfully submit and contend, by the cheese and ham bap. Nothing that good could possibly occur by any random or chance evolutionary method, has to be some thought, and beneficial thought at that, gone into it! The emergence of the cheese and ham bap surely represents evolutionary regression in a world which already contains the pork pie? Martin. 1 5 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Saunders Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 2 hours ago, martin_wynne said: The emergence of the cheese and ham bap surely represents evolutionary regression in a world which already contains the pork pie? Martin. Which version the one with grey meat from the South or cured pink meat from the North and for the height of evolution in the sandwich the Ham & Peas Pudding Stottie made with a Greggs Stottie (Only available in select areas). 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 As an evolution, I would present the Cubano (panini pressed, roast pork loin, ham, yellow mustard, pickles and Swiss cheese) as the ultimate form of ham and cheese, though I'm not sure it is entirely superior to the American BLTA (bacon, lettuce tomato and avocado) on a rustic toast, itself an evolution over the BLT. Personally I'd still rather have an Aussie steak and bacon pie though any of the above are welcome. 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted February 18, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 18, 2020 You'd have to go a long way to beat the chicken & ham pies served at the SWAG Member's Day event. In fact, you'd have to go to Taunton. In April. Sunday 26th. Just saying. 9 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted February 18, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 18, 2020 8 hours ago, Stubby47 said: You'd have to go a long way to beat the chicken & ham pies.... Do I need to bring my own stick? 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted February 18, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ramblin Rich said: Do I need to bring my own stick? It's a traditional west-country sport, pie-beating, with origins in druidical transference magic: vent your frustration on the pie, not the pie-maker. 1 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 15 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: It's a traditional west-country sport, pie-beating, with origins in druidical transference magic: vent your frustration on the pie, not the pie-maker. How about a three-way championship? The Triple-Crown of Pie-Beating, Cheese-Rolling and Bog-Snorkelling. 2 2 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 24 minutes ago, Compound2632 said: It's a traditional west-country sport, pie-beating, with origins in druidical transference magic: vent your frustration on the pie, not the pie-maker. Hi Stephen, Don't let us be going down that route again !!!! Anyway according to Dodge, Gaius Julius Caesar stuck one of his fingers in that particular pie a long time ago: "Hummmm, steak and kidney !" Gibbo. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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