EBay madness

[Kenton]

 

For a K's kitbuilt...! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=400587605392&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:GB:3160

 

Just a listing error surely? Others are priced more realistically.

[Kelly]

I guess this guy's so poor he can't afford a pot of yellow paint.  Maybe newbryford of this parish can spare some?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/network-rail-class-31/161129997377?rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D18220%26meid%3D2115520070693797767%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D8339%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D5%26sd%3D161130000653%26

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/network-rail-class-82-dvt-/161130000653?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item258418b10d

 

Is that the remarkably rare NR 'Improved Engine Yellow'

[Metr0Land]

(More for info than madness)

 

Some Hachettes have found their way to the Emerald Isle (albeit a repaint possibly justifies the price tag)

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Irish-Rail-CIE-Mk1-coach-in-CIE-Green-livery-perfect-for-Murphy-Models-etc-/261310898742?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item3cd757e236

[Ruffnut Thorston]

That was the one that came with the Hornby Mixed Freight set.

 

Edit: would normally go for about £30

 

The W5 on the back...was this a DCC Fitted Loco in that set?

[MarkC]

For a K's kitbuilt...! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=400587605392&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:GB:3160

 

Strange, as I bid and acquired from them a nice little Swiss loco for around £60! 

I see that the price has now dropped...

 

Slashed from £28,500.00 ...

 

to....

 

....wait for it...

 

 

Only £2850.00 - and still with free postage

[lofty1966]

I see that the price has now dropped...

 

Slashed from £28,500.00 ...

 

to....

 

....wait for it...

 

 

Only £2850.00 - and still with free postage

Positively bargainous now then.....

[farren]

well as its only £2850 I might buy two in case I break one

Edited October 21, 2013 by farren

[Il Grifone]

Our friend has an item that's not exorbitantly priced! 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hornby-DUBLO-4685-ICI-BOGIE-TANK-WAGON-5710-my-/360767816106?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item53ff7001aa

 

It's not cheap and rather beat up, but is complete and these rare items tend to go for lots of money.

 

Back to normal for this Tri-ang rubbish.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220737857678

Edited October 21, 2013 by Il Grifone

[Metr0Land]

Indeed a set of 5 here:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Set-of-five-Hornby-Dublo-Caustic-Liquour-Bogie-wagons/121193267053?rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D18220%26meid%3D2135242866189776548%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D8339%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D5%26sd%3D360767816106%26

[Il Grifone]

I don't know if anyone is interested in these items*. They appear to be pages from old magazines, which usually sell for about 10p (for the whole thing). The seller admits to them being in poor condition too!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Vintage-Retro-/69851/i.html?_from=R40&_nkw=dublo

 

* Probably not!

 

Edit for finger trouble.

Edited October 21, 2013 by Il Grifone

[Il Grifone]

Indeed a set of 5 here:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Set-of-five-Hornby-Dublo-Caustic-Liquour-Bogie-wagons/121193267053?rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D18220%26meid%3D2135242866189776548%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D8339%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D5%26sd%3D360767816106%26

 

The condition is rather better and there are boxes, but this is only the starting price....  It will be interesting to see what they make.

 

I would have listed them individually myself - not everyone has this sort of money or wants five of them.

[Oldddudders]

I don't know if anyone is interested in these items*. They appear to be pages from old magazines, which usually sell for about 10p (for the whole thing). The seller admits to them being in poor condition too!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Vintage-Retro-/69851/i.html?_from=R40&_nkw=dublo

 

* Probably not!

 

Edit for finger trouble.

I think a selection could make a nice display in the railway room. Maybe not yours, nor mine, but someone's!

[Il Grifone]

I think a selection could make a nice display in the railway room. Maybe not yours, nor mine, but someone's!

 

Could be, but not at £2+ a shot! (definitely not to scale as far as I'm concerned!). Condition would be important too IMHO.

[Ian Hargrave]

E-bay listings have disappeared atm !

[Ian Hargrave]

Now returned....how odd...

[Enterprisingwestern]

Indeed a set of 5 here:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Set-of-five-Hornby-Dublo-Caustic-Liquour-Bogie-wagons/121193267053?rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D18220%26meid%3D2135242866189776548%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D8339%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D5%26sd%3D360767816106%26

 

Before I start hacking mine to pieces, does anyone know how accurate they are?

 

Mike.

[Metr0Land]

This guy had an awful lot of LNER coaches for sale, but seems to have shifted them.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lner-coaches-/181207700363?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item2a30d2138b

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lner-coaches-/181207692915?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item2a30d1f673

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lner-coaches-/181202813990?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item2a30878426

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lner-coaches-/181202813158?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item2a308780e6

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lner-coaches-/181202812374?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item2a30877dd6

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lner-coaches-/181202811751?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item2a30877b67

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lner-coaches-/181202810402?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item2a30877622

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lner-coaches-/181202809770?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item2a308773aa

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lner-coaches-/181202809153?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item2a30877141

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lner-coach-/181202802356?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item2a308756b4

 

And the exception that proves the rule:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lner-composite-coach-/181202784680?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item2a308711a8

[TheSignalEngineer]

This guy had an awful lot of LNER coaches for sale, but seems to have shifted them.

 

 

I have bought from Amanda in the past. Accuracy of headings and descriptions is not her strong point but the coach matched the photo. The price was OK for me but would probably have fetched more with a good description.

[Ruffnut Thorston]

Our friend has an item that's not exorbitantly priced! 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hornby-DUBLO-4685-ICI-BOGIE-TANK-WAGON-5710-my-/360767816106?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item53ff7001aa

 

It's not cheap and rather beat up, but is complete and these rare items tend to go for lots of money.

 

Back to normal for this Tri-ang rubbish.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220737857678

 

The Dublo ICI Tanker has

 

NORMAL WELL USED

 With marks and scuffs as pictured. Plastic couplings with plastic wheels.

 

 

Not Factory Fresh... 

 

So, not so bad...

 

 

The R.243 Mineral wagon...Plastic chassis...Tri-ang DR Box. C1963-1964) is

 

PERFECT.  Comes in a factory fresh crisp box.

 

Smell that freshness!

Edited October 21, 2013 by Sarahagain

[Ruffnut Thorston]

I don't know if anyone is interested in these items*. They appear to be pages from old magazines, which usually sell for about 10p (for the whole thing). The seller admits to them being in poor condition too!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/Vintage-Retro-/69851/i.html?_from=R40&_nkw=dublo

 

* Probably not!

 

Edit for finger trouble.

 

I would say all of these are from the Meccano Magazine.

 

There are a few sellers selling pages from mags....

 

I wonder what happens to the rest of the mags....

[Grovenor]

I wonder what happens to the rest of the mags....

Dunno, but you don't need to sell many pages at £2 a go to get back the 10p the mag cost.

Keith

[RFS]

You don't even need to waste 10p - all the Meccano Magazines are freely available online - http://meccano.magazines.free.fr/

 

 

[ews60002]

Here's one from 2011. I did bid on the car but lost out in the last few minutes.

 

It's quite long but well worth it. I think the seller needed to lie down in a dark room after doing this.

 

eBay auction for a Ford Focus 1.8 Zetec Ghia

 

Ford Focus 1.8 Zetec Ghia Mint Green (Possibly works underwater but this is unconfirmed)

 

If Trebor made car paint then I imagine it would look something like the colour of this car,
it’s a pale minty green. I will include some green Trebor mints in the sale so that you can compare for yourself.
Please specify if you would prefer Extra Strong mints instead, they are white (unlike the colour of this car)
but I personally prefer them even if I do hold them partially responsible for the decay in one of my teeth.

I took this car in part exchange along with some cash for another car I was selling.
I didn’t really want it but I wanted the car I had less and since I am a valeter by trade I saw potential in this.

The engine is sound as can be, the gearbox is a dream, it steers like it’s on rails and all of the features and
electricals work as designed. It’s the Ghia model (what does ghia even mean?)
so has a bunch of extras such as heated front windscreen, air con, electrically adjustable front seats and an
upgraded dash.

 

Inside its quite lovely, dark and mysterious but shiny and clean.
I would feel quite happy to host a business conference inside it.
Refreshments could be served through one of the electrically operated windows.
Drinks could be placed in 1 of the 2 available cup holders. If your business meeting was for more than
2 people then some of the participants may have to hold their drinks, they might whinge a bit because
of this but just remind them that in some parts of the world they haven’t even invented drinks yet.

Nothing nasty to report about the inside of the car, no rips or scuffs, its very tidy actually.
I have been driving this minty little number around for a few days now and I was surprised how
nice it is to drive and have opted to drive this rather than my Mondeo. OMG I am such a liar,
I just remembered that the passenger side door handle is a bit scruffy, that’s all though.

It’s a Ford Focus from 2001 which is exactly 1 year after 2000 when the world didn’t end and
VCRs continued to work. I didn’t do much that New Years eve, not because I was afraid an airplane
would fall out of the sky and land on me, I just fancied a quiet night in with my girlfriend of that time,
I say girlfriend, she was nearly 40 but a proper sporty little thing, bit ugly but perky where it counted.
I myself am no beauty box so us both being a bit ugly I never had and insecurities that she would run off
with my best friend lol. But she did about a year later! He left his wife, went a bit mad, got sectioned
then released, turned out to be an alcoholic and now has pancreatitis, all is well that ends well.

The alloys on this MINT GREEN (it’s not blue or black or red or any other colour,
deal with the fact that its mint green to avoid disappointment.

If you thought maybe it was silver but the sunshine in the photos made it look a bit green you were wrong)
are in genuinely good condition. I gave them a quick tickle with an alloy cleaning brush
but they need a better clean than that but since I am quite busy trying to get in to the girl next doors knickers
I can’t be bothered. The plastics are all nice and black, the tyres are all insanely named cheap brands
but have good tread on them. I valeted the car so it’s looking good and smells divine –
you might want to lick it but I recommend against this since some of the cleaning products,
I use are bad for tongues.

 

The windows are unbroken glass, have no chips and critically are transparent unlike bricks
which are not often used as a window making material, they are tinted at the back so if you take that
lass from the chippy up the hills you can do what you like in the back and won’t be seen.
Unless someone looks through the windscreen and then the games up and the pillar box is down.

It’s done 107K miles which is much further than I can run and I wouldn’t even attempt to run that far
not even for comic relief or children in need unless there was a cash incentive then I would consider it and
work out some way to cheat. It would be an elaborate cheat including most likely a helicopter and several
disguises, somewhere I have a dress up banana suit which I have only used once so I would probably try to
get some more use out of it since I think it cost me about £60 a few years back.

 

The exterior of the car is generally in pretty good condition, there is some surface rust under the rear wheel arches
(not that bad) and its had a small ding on the rear which has been tarted up a bit and doesn’t look that bad.
There are a couple of places (arches, rear bumper) that have been resprayed in places probably due to
surface rust in the past. I say resprayed, it actually looks like it’s been done by a drunken blind clown
at night hanging upside down from a moving giraffe. Honestly, Ghandi could have done a better job
slapping paint on with his flip flops. Estimated cost to have this resprayed by someone that isn’t mentally
incapacitated is about £150-200 but who knows, maybe you aren’t the picky type and just want a motor
that runs well, is comfy and proper posh on the inside.

 

It’s got MOT and Tax until July and I really can’t see any reason why it won’t fly through its next MOT
(apart from the fact that cars don’t fly, be cool if they did)

Aside from the couple of dodgy resprayed bits this is a very decent car that runs beautifully but is green.

 

Any inspection, test drive, pretend flight is more than welcome. If you don’t want to drive it you can
just sit in the driver’s seat and I can make engines noises but there will be an additional fee for this.
I can also make airplane noises my Airbus A380 is very impressive, helicopters are harder but I can try if
that is your thing.

 

You can see from the pictures that overall this is a bang tidy motor and you have my word it drives well.
If this doesn’t sell I really couldn’t care less, I will keep driving it around not pulling birds.
I don’t need to sell it but if you want it you can buy it.

Don’t forget its fathers day soon! What do you buy the dad who has everything?
Well if he has a crazy a$$ large desk you could buy him a full scale replica ford focus 1.8 zetec ghia paperweight.
If you know someone like Doc Brown for the back to the future trilogy maybe they could make you a
remote control lie the one he had for the DeLorean DMC-12 which would be way awesome!

 

Update, Tuesday 12th April:

 

I like this colour I just pretended to get off with myself in the back seats,
I had someone confirm that they could see me. This unfortunately means the windows are only lightly
tinted and it isn't privacy glass. Also worth mentioning that this car runs on petrol which can be bought at
'petrol stations', if you are unfamiliar with these then ask someone for directions to a place that sells
over priced cold sausage rolls.

I can confirm that the petrol low light works, it just came on.

Also I just took delivery of a docking station for my laptop,
the box it came in is surplus to requirements as I have plenty of other empty boxes.
I will include this box in the sale at no extra cost. Finally for today,
I think a pound coin fell out of my Bermuda shorts and has lodged itself somewhere under the drivers seat,
if I don't find it before the car sells you can have this too. Dont be disappointed if its only 50p though,
it sounded like a pound but could have been a 50.

 

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On 12-Apr-11 at 12:09:28 BST, seller added the following information:

 

Last night I bought a multi-pack of ready made bovril drinks, just sipping at one now.
I want to share the warmth so will leave one of my bovril drinks in one of the 2 cup holders for the winning bidder.
You can choose which holder, left or right, but you must supply your own hot water.

 

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On 12-Apr-11 at 13:24:01 BST, seller added the following information:

 

Sorry, the free cardboard box is no longer available. I used it to make a Flux Capacitor.
I have now installed this in the Mint Green Ford Focus. It is untested and not covered
in anyway by Ford warranty. When I go to buy a sausage roll later I will put some more petrol in
and then zip her up to 88mph. If successful I will go back in time to catch the moron that touched up the
arches and paint him mint green then ask him how he likes it! I will also go to McDonalds in the early 90's
when they still served root beer and stock up. I miss their root beer.

 

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On 12-Apr-11 at 14:10:26 BST, seller added the following information:

 

The reserve is Ssssssshhh! £800 or if you prefer to look at it another way, thats 800 items from a pound shop.

 

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On 12-Apr-11 at 23:16:56 BST, seller added the following information:

 

Bad news, my attempts at time travel have been brought to an ugly full stop.
I just remembered that the speed limit in th UK is 70mph so I cant reach 88mph.
Probably just as well, have you seen Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure?
Napoleon was a bit of a handful and I dont have the time to baby sit him.
Good news though, my pal was let off with a caution after his dog attempted
to hump an old lady that collapsed recently. He was trying to get her in the recovery
position and Floyd (the dog) thought it was a game. Someone didnt see the funny side
and reported the incident to the police.

 

Did I mention this car has a leather steering wheel? Probably not suitable for vegetarians - not sure?
I dont speak vegetarian so cant ask one.

 

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On 13-Apr-11 at 08:27:55 BST, seller added the following information:

 

It is with great sadness that this morning I must inform you that the mint green ford focus has
been poo'd on by a bird. I have had a quick look around the neighbourhood and there was 2-3 birds
that looked a bit guilty, I have issued them with verbal warnings but on this occasion I am not prepared
to perform DNA testing.

 

I will remove the offending poo splash with my high power jet wash, I know its high power
because I once shot my friend in his marble collection and I swear he had tears in his eyes.
I once hid 2 sachets of brown sauce in his wallet and then forgot about it for at least 2 months
until he called me from work saying words that would kill a nun instantly.
The sachets had finally burst making it look like he had gone to the toilet in his pants,
he wasn't allowed to go home and change so spent the whole day soiled.

Speaking of contortion-ism, I confirm I can not wrap my leg around the entire circumference of the
time machine ford focus, I hope this does not affect the final auction price.

 

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On 13-Apr-11 at 08:55:39 BST, seller added the following information:

From: iphad
To: pistolfeet
Subject: Other: iphad sent a message about 2001 FORD FOCUS GHIA 1.8 Zetec Very Clean Interior #220768216260
Sent Date: 13-Apr-11 07:43:58 BST
                     
                      
Dear pistolfeet,

Hola,

I was wondering if you had pictures of the 'girl next door' and if they will
be supplied upon viewing of the motor vehicle, if not will she be around for me to spy on?

Much love

- iphad

 

Dear iphad,

Thank you for taking the time to ask about my untested mint green time machine ford focus.
I can neither confirm or deny the existence of said photographs however my mum
has an old cooking book which has drawings of happy looking 1940s women mixing things in bowls.
If I can smuggle a page or two out of her house then I could supply these instead.
Do you like home made sponge cake or trifle most? Miss Cookies is my favorite, she has a cheeky smile.

- pistolfeet 

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On 13-Apr-11 at 10:45:16 BST, seller added the following information:

I have added a diagram to photobucket which details my future plans for the Mint Green Ford Focus
if it fails to sell. They are not protected by any patents so you may copy them if you wish but
I advise against doing these modifications to a Fiat Uno because they get very rusty and could
not sustain the additional weight, and lets face it, Fiat Unos are a bit rubbish.

http://i1126.photobucket.com/albums/l603/pistolfeet/focustank.jpg
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On 13-Apr-11 at 14:18:12 BST, seller added the following information:

This is how I would imagine it be to go shark fishing in a mint green ford focus:

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On 13-Apr-11 at 14:35:26 BST, seller added the following information:

There is a bee stuck under my summer house and its driving me nuts buzzing around.
I tried coaxing it out with a bit of cheese and a jam scone but its having none of it.
Ford Focus's (especially mint green ones) have an inbuilt feature to prevent getting trapped under
a summer house, the feature is known to us specialists in the mint green car sales industry as 'Size',
rest assured that you will not be wasting precious scones and French cheeses attempting to coax
your car out from under summer houses or other shedery structures in order to get to work on time.

 

I recently bought a hand zapper for swatting flies, the electric kind! Not electric flies,
that would be silly but an electric zapper. The temptation to try it out on myself was
too much, it hurt much like I imagine giving birth to a hybrid cactus/food processor would.
The reflex action from the zap was enough for me to slap myself on the eyeball. I can now
exercise restraint when wishing to try the zapper on myself.

 

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On 13-Apr-11 at 18:25:11 BST, seller added the following information:

My sincere apologies, I should have made this clear from the very beginning to avoid any doubt in your minds.
I am pleased to confirm that you can easily fit 3 tins of Heinz Baked beans and 1 bottle of cheap
aftershave on the dashboard. None of these are included in the sale of the mint green ford focus
but I will allow you a spray of the aftershave, if I think you have sprayed more than is fair I
will have to rub my face against you to reclaim some of the aftershave. I have not been able to test
(due to laziness on my behalf) if an expensive bottle of aftershave would squeeze on to the dash
but I suspect not.

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On 14-Apr-11 at 12:21:04 BST, seller added the following information:

Good news! The Focus is still driving awesome, I just took it for a spin in to town to
pay a bill that I really didn't want to pay.  I popped in to Dominos to try one of there sub sandwiches,
the bloke said it would take 10 minutes he must be new because it only took 5 mins but I didn't say anything.
Sorry but I ate it in the car which now smells a bit of peperoni but I can fix that, it did that thing that
pizzas do you know when its really hot but you try and nibble at it anyway then a bit of cheese and a
piece of peperoni slides out and sticks to your chin. Its left a red burn on my chin that looks a bit like
the sun emerging from behind a pyramid, its quite arty really. I used my free can of coke to try and
cool the burn a bit, that was useless. Any way the sub was a let down unlike the focus. Why haven't you bid yet?

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On 14-Apr-11 at 23:55:39 BST, seller added the following information:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/61766617@N07/

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On 15-Apr-11 at 09:25:05 BST, seller added the following information:

I have had an awful night, firstly I chipped a tooth on some cheddar flavoured biscuits
which was bad enough but then I fell asleep on the sofa and had a dream that Texas Pete
from super ted had stolen my pressure washer which I need this morning. I notice that photobucket have
stopped sharing my pictures because you lot exceeded my bandwidth, I am a bit annoyed with them,
what do I pay my council tax for! I put them on another site called image shack, I am not sure I trust them,
something doesn't feel right.

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On 15-Apr-11 at 15:25:09 BST, seller added the following information:

Many of you, approximately 7, have asked if they can buy the original images from this post.
For me, quite frankly it is all about the money. You may bid to buy here: 220770218494

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On 15-Apr-11 at 16:25:33 BST, seller added the following information:

220770250602 That is for a fishing boat and Ford Focus picture that I drew all by myself.
The whale depicted in the drawing is called Weirdo and is included.

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On 15-Apr-11 at 19:22:15 BST, seller added the following information:

X-Wing 220770345900

Tortoise 220770343645
Bovril Tank 220770340821

The fonts all look messed up on this update, fonts are like people.

 

 

[Horsetan]

Do you think he gets distracted easily by mundane things?

[hornbyandbf3fan]

Good luck with that