jcm@gwr Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint in Harwich, Essex. Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: "I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind. "Quattro is just the name of the car," the driver replies disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons. "You cannot pull that one on me. This is Tracey you're talking to here," she replies with a smile. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. So I can't let you onto the ferry. It's more than my job's worth to let you all on." The driver is now very cross and replies angrily, "I've had enough of you. Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Tracey, "but Sharon is busy with those two blokes in the Fiat Uno." They should've put the extra passengers in their mates Skoda Octavia! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted July 24, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 24, 2018 They should've put the extra passengers in their mates Skoda Octavia! They may have trouble with a Fiat cinquecento...……. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium melmerby Posted July 24, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 24, 2018 FB whacky sign.jpg Plenty of those around. It might even have been on here before. Keith Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ozexpatriate Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 (edited) Rover 3500. Off the top of my head I can't think of a 'regular' automotive model name with a higher number than the Saab 9000 though there is apparently something known as a Saab 92001. Hopefully we won't post every automotive model name that contains a number. What would make me today would be a weather forecast in the 20s. Edited July 24, 2018 by Ozexpatriate 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold teaky Posted July 24, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 24, 2018 Here you go. jul1920.pdf "Dull, wet and cool" apparently. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bike2steam Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 FB whacky sign.jpg Ah, someone's been to Ongar, my old stamping ground when I was growin' up.?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted July 24, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 24, 2018 Off the top of my head I can't think of a 'regular' automotive model name with a higher number than the Saab 9000 though there is apparently something known as a Saab 92001. Hopefully we won't post every automotive model name that contains a number. What would make me today would be a weather forecast in the 20s. Morris Minor Million. Mike. Leaving it at that! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted July 24, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 24, 2018 Morris Minor Million. Mike. Leaving it at that! Even had it's badge in numbers! https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01508/millionth-Minor-4_1508645c.jpg Keith Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted July 24, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 24, 2018 Morris Minor Million. Mike. Leaving it at that! VW Beetle 20 millions http://www.sebeetles.com/1972-20-million/ Keith Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 INFINITI? That's an awful big number.. Reminds of an elementary problem in mathematics.. There is a hotel with an infinite number of rooms, all of which are currently occupied by an infinite number of guests. However, one night, an infinite number of travelers turn up seeking accommodation. How does the hotelier handle the problem? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold teaky Posted July 25, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 25, 2018 Tells them to come in but asks that they each pay a small deposit in advance? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold Budgie Posted July 25, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 25, 2018 INFINITI? That's an awful big number.. Reminds of an elementary problem in mathematics.. There is a hotel with an infinite number of rooms, all of which are currently occupied by an infinite number of guests. However, one night, an infinite number of travelers turn up seeking accommodation. How does the hotelier handle the problem? That's easy. He moves all the existing guests to rooms where the number is two times the number of their old rooms. Then he can accommodate all the new guests in the rooms that have just been vacated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted July 25, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) Reminds of an elementary problem in mathematics.. There is a hotel with an infinite number of rooms, all of which are currently occupied by an infinite number of guests. However, one night, an infinite number of travelers turn up seeking accommodation. How does the hotelier handle the problem? He tells them all they might have to share ... Edited July 25, 2018 by Kylestrome Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted July 26, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 26, 2018 (edited) Mike Hawthorn: “I’ve got to be a little careful today because there’s quite a lot of traffic on the road ...” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IpRFagIbcPE Edited July 26, 2018 by Kylestrome 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ddoherty958 Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 (edited) If you don’t smile after this, what will you smile at? Edited July 26, 2018 by ddoherty958 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddoherty958 Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 INFINITI? That's an awful big number.. Reminds of an elementary problem in mathematics.. There is a hotel with an infinite number of rooms, all of which are currently occupied by an infinite number of guests. However, one night, an infinite number of travelers turn up seeking accommodation. How does the hotelier handle the problem? Well if there are infinite rooms he’s not going to run out of rooms. Kinda simple. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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