Jamiel Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 My Grandad always said “As one door closes, another one opens” Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker. Thanks to my fiend Keith on Facebook, I hope this hasn’t been shared before here. 5 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted May 11, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted May 11, 2020 Or as the pessimist says, "As one door closes, another one shuts" 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold 96701 Posted May 11, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 11, 2020 On 10/05/2020 at 12:10, Gibbo675 said: Hi Penuts, Here is the antidote to such nonsense: Gibbo. I was okay with some of his ramblings until he used finger in the air quote symbols regarding the word "virus" and then going on to say "Whatever a virus is" as though it was some made up word to describe something that doesn't really exist. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 No man is an island. Except Barry. steve 1 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted May 12, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 12, 2020 31 minutes ago, steve1 said: No man is an island. Except Barry. steve Pedantically not! Don't forget his brother Ellis in New York harbour. Mike. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 hour ago, steve1 said: No man is an island. Except Barry. steve But the Isle of Man is 5 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted May 12, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 12, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, steve1 said: No man is an island. Except Barry. ... Adam, Alexander, Arnold, Aubrey. Women shouldn't be left out: Agnes, Allison, Amelia. And that's just the 'A's Edited May 12, 2020 by Kylestrome 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme3300 Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Q: What has two butts and kills? A: An assassin! 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geevor Clayton Loco Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 I had a strange dream where I was swimming in orange fizzy drink. I woke up and realised it was just a Fanta-sea. 2 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted May 12, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 12, 2020 - Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday! - After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason. - 2020 is a unique Leap Year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April. - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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F-UnitMad Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 56 minutes ago, kevinlms said: - Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday! - After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason. - 2020 is a unique Leap Year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April. - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face. Repeating a joke from 2 pages back is bad enough - repeating your own joke from 2 pages back is bordering on unforgivable.... 3 7 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post luckymucklebackit Posted May 12, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 12, 2020 If you could completely eliminate Coronavirus from the world by sacrificing just one person, who would it be and why did you just think of Trump? 9 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted May 12, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 12, 2020 51 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said: If you could completely eliminate Coronavirus from the world by sacrificing just one person, who would it be and why did you just think of Trump? I could trump your Trump with a Bolsonaro. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted May 12, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 hour ago, F-UnitMad said: Repeating a joke from 2 pages back is bad enough - repeating your own joke from 2 pages back is bordering on unforgivable.... I did wonder about that. RMweb come up suggesting that the page hadn't been loaded, so I posted it! My apologies. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geevor Clayton Loco Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 I just ate a clock. It was time consuming. 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jcredfer Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 6 hours ago, F-UnitMad said: Repeating a joke from 2 pages back is bad enough - repeating your own joke from 2 pages back is bordering on unforgivable.... Harsh judgement there, he is from Aus, where repetition is the natural way of life. Julian 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted May 12, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 12, 2020 Where's the cashpoint machine in the North Sea? Dogger Bank. (I'm getting them in early for Christmas). 1 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted May 13, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 13, 2020 5 hours ago, jcredfer said: Harsh judgement there, he is from Aus, where repetition is the natural way of life. Julian Is your name not Bruce? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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