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Steamport Southport Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 I'm sure I'm getting a sense of déjà vu again. I'm sure I'm getting a sense of déjà vu again. Jason 4 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 19 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: I'm sure I'm getting a sense of déjà vu again. I'm sure I'm getting a sense of déjà vu again. Jason The Force is strong in this one...... 1 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted May 15, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 15, 2020 16 hours ago, kevinlms said: Add it to this list! Brilliant! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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APOLLO Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Perhaps he'd Poohed in them !! Brit15 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted May 15, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 15, 2020 12 minutes ago, PenrithBeacon said: It also improves the quality of jokes!!!! 1 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 What is disturbing about gin is how quickly they changed from making gin to making hand sanitiser.... Enjoy your hand sanitiser gin. 1 3 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenrithBeacon Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 It's still easier to get gin than hand sanitiser 6 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: What is disturbing about gin is how quickly they changed from making gin to making hand sanitiser.... Enjoy your hand sanitiser gin. That would explain why gin tastes of hand sanitiser! 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted May 16, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 16, 2020 6 hours ago, Steamport Southport said: What is disturbing about gin is how quickly they changed from making gin to making hand sanitiser.... Enjoy your hand sanitiser gin. The thing about making hand sanitiser that makes it easy, is that no one needs to worry about the taste! Which is a key part of any alcoholic drink. 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 4 hours ago, jcm@gwr said: That would explain why gin tastes of hand sanitiser! My mother would always insist that gin smelled of cats. I don't think I need go any further... 1 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted May 16, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 16, 2020 2 hours ago, kevinlms said: The thing about making hand sanitiser that makes it easy, is that no one needs to worry about the taste! Which is a key part of any alcoholic drink. Apart from lager which nicely sidesteps any issues relating to taste! Mike. 6 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Joseph_Pestell Posted May 16, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted May 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, Hroth said: My mother would always insist that gin smelled of cats. I don't think I need go any further... She should not have been allowing her cats to drink gin. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 10 hours ago, APOLLO said: Perhaps he'd Poohed in them !! Brit15 sorry to be a pedant but didnt it come out last year that pooh was in fact female ? 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 49 minutes ago, peanuts said: sorry to be a pedant but didnt it come out last year that pooh was in fact female ? Poohlitical corectness !!!! Brit 15 1 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gopher Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 (edited) I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are. I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my life It's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife. It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive "It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five". It tells me when to stop and start, And when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever, Safe to overtake. It tells me when a light is red, And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively, Just when to intervene. It lists the vehicles just in front, And all those to the rear And taking this into account, It specifies my gear. I'm sure no other driver, Has so helpful a device For when we leave and lock the car, It still gives its advice. It fills me up with counselling, Each journey's pretty fraught So why don't I exchange it, And get a quieter sort? Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, Makes sure I'm properly fed It washes all my shirts and things, And keeps me warm in bed! Despite all these advantages, And my tendency to scoff, I only wish that now and then, I could turn the sod off. Pam Ayres Edited May 16, 2020 by Gopher 2 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 I know it's not Gin, but the post brought this back to me. A mate and I had been out in the cold and his Mum thought a brew was called for, which she then kindly made. Upon tasting the contents of his mug, he screwed his face up and said, "Ughh! Felix Gymnasticus!" {It's under the signature, if you need it and you have to be of "an age" if your's was an education.} Julian Cat's PT 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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