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Funny dream last night in which three of her majesty the Queens corgis  were in our living room. Scooting their butts on our nice rug:nono:

We were not amused!!!

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41 minutes ago, Sasquatch said:

Funny dream last night in which three of her majesty the Queens corgis  were in our living room. Scooting their butts on our nice rug:nono:

We were not amused!!!

I had to re-read that as I thought that you said the the Queen was ........................ :o

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15 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said:

 

Ask anyone in Germany if they know the square root of 81 and they all answer no!

 

"Neun"

 

Probably works better if a German tells it about the English. :)

 

Fragen Sie jemanden in England, ob er die Quadratwurzel von 81 kennt, und alle antworten mit Nein!

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1 hour ago, Colin_McLeod said:

 

Fragen Sie jemanden in England, ob er die Quadratwurzel von 81 kennt, und alle antworten mit Nein!

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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2 hours ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Oh b*gger. Just read that out loud and 2 Germans next door dropped dead laughing. 

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55 minutes ago, steve1 said:

steve 

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Where's the Allen Key? Take it back because it's missing.

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There are many areas of scientific research, and they are all looking for the resources to increase knowledge in their particular disciplines. Because of recent events, there will be a very strong case that virology should get the lions share of the financial backing in the future.

 

Then of course it turned out that asteroid tracking should not have suffered the cutbacks that it did.

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2 hours ago, rocor said:

There are many areas of scientific research, and they are all looking for the resources to increase knowledge in their particular disciplines. Because of recent events, there will be a very strong case that virology should get the lions share of the financial backing in the future.

 

Then of course it turned out that asteroid tracking should not have suffered the cutbacks that it did.

Hi,

 

One non-feathered dinosaur to another non-feathered dinosaur:

 

'I don't fancy those feathered flying dinosaurs chances if the sky catches fire'.

 

Regards

 

Nick

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1 hour ago, newbryford said:

So why not use the standard 'Pedestrian Crossing' sign, rather than something that probably half the people have no idea?

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4 hours ago, kevinlms said:

So why not use the standard 'Pedestrian Crossing' sign, rather than something that probably half the people have no idea?

 

Because it's not pedestrians crossing the road at one particular place but pedestrians in the road over a length of road. The standard pedestrian crossing sign depicts a pedestrian crossing on a pedestrian crossing.

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On 02/06/2021 at 06:32, Enterprisingwestern said:

 

 

Ruffnut will know for sure!

 

Mike.


Well, I think that I have seen this on various RMWeb threads three times now...;)

 

So...this makes number four?

 

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:tender:
 

 

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