RMweb Premium Sasquatch Posted May 31, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 31, 2021 Funny dream last night in which three of her majesty the Queens corgis were in our living room. Scooting their butts on our nice rug We were not amused!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
friscopete Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Victor Borge joke My barber came up to me and asked if it was me or my brother who died. I replied " I forget" 6 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted May 31, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted May 31, 2021 41 minutes ago, Sasquatch said: Funny dream last night in which three of her majesty the Queens corgis were in our living room. Scooting their butts on our nice rug We were not amused!!! I had to re-read that as I thought that you said the the Queen was ........................ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 8 hours ago, J. S. Bach said: I had to re-read that as I thought that you said the the Queen was ........................ A good thing you're not in Thailand.... 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted June 1, 2021 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted June 1, 2021 15 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: Ask anyone in Germany if they know the square root of 81 and they all answer no! "Neun" Probably works better if a German tells it about the English. Fragen Sie jemanden in England, ob er die Quadratwurzel von 81 kennt, und alle antworten mit Nein! 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Colin_McLeod said: Fragen Sie jemanden in England, ob er die Quadratwurzel von 81 kennt, und alle antworten mit Nein! Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! 1 1 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibelroad Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 This makes me think of only one thing, Squad, tell the joke ! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewC Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said: Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Oh b*gger. Just read that out loud and 2 Germans next door dropped dead laughing. 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted June 1, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 1, 2021 8 minutes ago, AndrewC said: Germans laughing. An oxymoron? Mike. 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamiel Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Hope this hasn't already been posted. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted June 1, 2021 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted June 1, 2021 25 minutes ago, Jamiel said: Hope this hasn't already been posted. That's his second jab. 2 2 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold RFS Posted June 1, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 1, 2021 49 minutes ago, Colin_McLeod said: That's his second jab. Nope, actually it's his third... 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted June 2, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 2, 2021 10 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said: That's his second jab. 9 hours ago, RFS said: Nope, actually it's his third... Ruffnut will know for sure! Mike. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted June 2, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 2, 2021 (edited) 55 minutes ago, steve1 said: steve Where's the Allen Key? Take it back because it's missing. Edited June 2, 2021 by kevinlms More info 1 2 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rocor Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 There are many areas of scientific research, and they are all looking for the resources to increase knowledge in their particular disciplines. Because of recent events, there will be a very strong case that virology should get the lions share of the financial backing in the future. Then of course it turned out that asteroid tracking should not have suffered the cutbacks that it did. 3 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIK Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 2 hours ago, rocor said: There are many areas of scientific research, and they are all looking for the resources to increase knowledge in their particular disciplines. Because of recent events, there will be a very strong case that virology should get the lions share of the financial backing in the future. Then of course it turned out that asteroid tracking should not have suffered the cutbacks that it did. Hi, One non-feathered dinosaur to another non-feathered dinosaur: 'I don't fancy those feathered flying dinosaurs chances if the sky catches fire'. Regards Nick 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 On 01/06/2021 at 17:38, AndrewC said: Germans laughing. On 01/06/2021 at 17:47, Enterprisingwestern said: An oxymoron? Not neccesarily. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henning_Wehn 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted June 2, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 2, 2021 (edited) 10 hours ago, Baby Deltic said: Taken not too far from me.... https://www.google.com/maps/@53.8438292,-2.3484113,3a,75y,196.57h,102.39t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sNhmmvMLEk6SXBxdg1vF7cw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 Edited June 2, 2021 by newbryford Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted June 2, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, newbryford said: Taken not too far from me.... https://www.google.com/maps/@53.8438292,-2.3484113,3a,75y,196.57h,102.39t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sNhmmvMLEk6SXBxdg1vF7cw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 So why not use the standard 'Pedestrian Crossing' sign, rather than something that probably half the people have no idea? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Compound2632 Posted June 3, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 3, 2021 4 hours ago, kevinlms said: So why not use the standard 'Pedestrian Crossing' sign, rather than something that probably half the people have no idea? Because it's not pedestrians crossing the road at one particular place but pedestrians in the road over a length of road. The standard pedestrian crossing sign depicts a pedestrian crossing on a pedestrian crossing. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted June 3, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 3, 2021 12 hours ago, F-UnitMad said: Not neccesarily. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henning_Wehn He's a German who makes English people laugh though. Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffnut Thorston Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 (edited) On 02/06/2021 at 06:32, Enterprisingwestern said: Ruffnut will know for sure! Mike. Well, I think that I have seen this on various RMWeb threads three times now... So...this makes number four? Edited June 3, 2021 by Ruffnut Thorston Added illustration... 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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