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41 minutes ago, Hroth said:

 

They don't make 'em like that anymore.

I suppose we should be thankful!

 

 

It was actually pretty decent, pity most of them were wiped/binned/lost in the 1980s. Made by the people who did Doctor Who. I've got the surviving episodes on DVD.

 

But it was mostly the name. Adam Ant nicked his from the character, even though he changes that story all the time.

 

Everything from getting it from the Atom Ant cartoon, the first man and atomic bombs to getting it from a urinal!

 

But he's definitely mentioned the TV series before in interviews.

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…. and some others don’t realise they have the right to remain silent.

 

 

 

 

 

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47 minutes ago, BoD said:

…. and some others don’t realise they have the right to remain silent.

 

They have the right but not the ability.

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3 hours ago, NIK said:

I got picked to play 3rd whale in an am dram production of Moby Dick - I was gutted.

I got offered a part in a remake of Dracula.

 

But I turned it down. It was a bit part.

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1 hour ago, Al51 said:

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My wife used to own a horse in a previous (before me) life. One day she found it in the kitchen! No mess, just some difficulty removing it.

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52 minutes ago, exmoordave said:

One minute you're drinking beers in the shed, the next you're banned from B&Q......

A tramp walked into a branch of B&Q, went to customer services and asked where he could find the methylated spirits.  

"Aisle 17, " replied the assistant. "Past the brushes, all the way to the end,  and on your right."

"Oh," he replied. "Have you not got any in the fridge?"

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