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The Forum Jokes Thread


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A drunk goes to hospital.

"Doctor, Doctor, I've broken my arm!

 

"Goodness, so you have! How did that happen?

"Liver function test....

"WHAT!!!

"I passed my liver function test, so I went to the pub to celebrate. 8 pints of cider, and well, you can guess the rest.....

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1 hour ago, KeithMacdonald said:

 

Was that Hugh Janus?

There was an Australian send up of a detective show, where the lead character was Hugh Jarce.

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10 hours ago, kevinlms said:

There was an Australian send up of a detective show, where the lead character was Hugh Jarce.

 

Jonathan Agnew used that one in a practical joke on Brian Johnston in the early 90s.

A Test Match had just concluded and Johnners was to announce the presentation party on to the pavillion balcony to present the trophy and medals. Aggers gave him a list of members of the party to read out, but Johnners didn't notice that Aggers had added an extra name to the list until he had read it out.

"The Managing Director of Cornhill Insurance. Mr Hugh Jars."

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