reevesthecat Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 COCK JOKE.jpeg Will be a worrying time till Sunday to find out if I am dyslexic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 COCK JOKE.jpeg We've had jokes repeated - sometimes several times - on this thread, but that must be the first time one has been repeated within 6 hours & 2 posts of the previous time!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromptonnut Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 We've had jokes repeated - sometimes several times - on this thread, but that must be the first time one has been repeated within 6 hours & 2 posts of the previous time!!! It's doing the rounds on Facebook at the moment, I've lost count of the tumber of nimes I've seen it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 (edited) Brit15 Edited October 26, 2018 by APOLLO 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted October 26, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2018 This extract from a newspaper letters column was on Facebook this morning:- "I support Brexit because we don't make anything in this country anymore. On the back of my TV it says 'Built in Antenna', a country I've never even heard of." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two_sugars Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Says it all, really. John Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted October 26, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2018 We've had jokes repeated - sometimes several times - on this thread, but that must be the first time one has been repeated within 6 hours & 2 posts of the previous time!!! We should have a rule that people check back ONE PAGE, before posting something. That should stop 50% of the duplicates! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Coryton Posted October 26, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2018 We should have a rule that people check back ONE PAGE, before posting something. That should stop 50% of the duplicates! (Sorry - that was just too tempting...couldn't resist). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted October 26, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2018 We should have a rule that people check back ONE PAGE, before posting something. That should stop 50% of the duplicates! (Sorry - that was just too tempting...couldn't resist). I wondered who would say that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Coryton Posted October 26, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2018 I wondered who would say that! And now you know! Of course if I had more patience I would have waited until the thread got onto the next page. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted October 26, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2018 (edited) This extract from a newspaper letters column was on Facebook this morning:- "I support Brexit because we don't make anything in this country anymore. On the back of my TV it says 'Built in Antenna', a country I've never even heard of." Says it all, really. John And someone clicked the 'information useful' button? Edited October 26, 2018 by PhilJ W Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Coryton Posted October 26, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2018 This extract from a newspaper letters column was on Facebook this morning:- "I support Brexit because we don't make anything in this country anymore. On the back of my TV it says 'Built in Antenna', a country I've never even heard of." I must have an imaginary job then in a company that manufactures things in the UK (and exports some of them to China). 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromptonnut Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Had a Game Pie for lunch one day last week. Never again, choked on a tiddlywink. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted October 26, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 26, 2018 Had a Game Pie for lunch one day last week. Never again, choked on a tiddlywink. I just lost... Andi 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefromacrossthepond Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 This extract from a newspaper letters column was on Facebook this morning:- "I support Brexit because we don't make anything in this country anymore. On the back of my TV it says 'Built in Antenna', a country I've never even heard of." I heard our president will impose a tariff on stuff made in Antenna too. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 G I must have an imaginary job then in a company that manufactures things in the UK (and exports some of them to China). 'Day Folks You have it's called Rolls Royce, about the only thing they buy...... manna 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
N15class Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 I heard our president will impose a tariff on stuff made in Antenna too. Looks like we are getting a president like that too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Brit15 He missed out graffiti Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Will be a worrying time till Sunday to find out if I am dyslexic What do we want? A cure for dyslexia. When do we want it? Own! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted October 27, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 27, 2018 G 'Day Folks You have it's called Rolls Royce, about the only thing they buy...... manna Including for their friend in North Korea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted October 27, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 27, 2018 Subject: Blood Transfusion An Arab sheikh was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, his doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose. As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally, the call went out around the world. Finally a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type. After some coaxing, the Scot donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a BMW, a diamond necklace for his wife, and $100,000 in appreciation for the blood donation. A few months later, the Arab had to undergo a further corrective surgery procedure. Once again, his doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood. After the second surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates. The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be more generous than that. Last time you sent me a BMW, diamonds and money, but this time you only sent me a lousy thank-you card and a crappy box of chocolates?" To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in me veins". 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 G'day Folks 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGemAlchemist Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 A man bought two horses, but soon realised he couldn't tell them apart. So he asked the farmer who lived next door what he should do. The farmer suggested he measure them. The man came back triumphantly a few minutes later and said "The white horse is two inches taller than the black one!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 . 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted October 30, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 30, 2018 A man bought two horses, but soon realised he couldn't tell them apart. So he asked the farmer who lived next door what he should do. The farmer suggested he measure them. The man came back triumphantly a few minutes later and said "The white horse is two inches taller than the black one!" Aargh, I really shouldn't have been sat here for 10 seconds trying to work that out! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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