luckymucklebackit Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 12 hours ago, newbryford said: It's that time of year. And still they come! 1 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post KeithMacdonald Posted November 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2023 This letter has (allegedly) been sent to some business owners in Folkestone, Kent. 4 3 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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westernfan Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 5 hours ago, Bernard Lamb said: Bearing in mind that four young lads died recently in a Ford Fiesta in Wales I think your timing for this joke could have been better. 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted November 23, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 23, 2023 11 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: This letter has (allegedly) been sent to some business owners in Folkestone, Kent. Clearly a joke, but it shouldn't be! 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Lamb Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 8 hours ago, westernfan said: Bearing in mind that four young lads died recently in a Ford Fiesta in Wales I think your timing for this joke could have been better. Take it up with Facebook. I have made a mental note of your post count. If you read some of my previous posts you will see that they generally are welcomed. I do not normally respond to trolls, but I will make an exception for you. If you do not like something just ignore it. Bernard 5 6 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted November 23, 2023 RMweb Premium Share Posted November 23, 2023 14 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: This letter has (allegedly) been sent to some business owners in Folkestone, Kent. 2 hours ago, Reorte said: Clearly a joke, but it shouldn't be! When I was working in local government this sort of joke notice was commonplace. So much so that I realised it was a joke after reading the first few lines, I didn't have to get to the signature at the bottom to realise it was a joke. However a few people are taken in by such letters, complain to the local paper who will inevitably stir things up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted November 23, 2023 RMweb Gold Share Posted November 23, 2023 10 hours ago, westernfan said: Bearing in mind that four young lads died recently in a Ford Fiesta in Wales I think your timing for this joke could have been better. TBH, unless the tragic accident was caused by the car, the make/model seems pretty irrelevant. 8 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 11 hours ago, westernfan said: Bearing in mind that four young lads died recently in a Ford Fiesta in Wales I think your timing for this joke could have been better. Totally agree. Should never have been posted. It's blatantly obvious that post is mocking that accident. Why do you think it's trending on Facebook..... 1 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Popular Post PhilJ W Posted November 24, 2023 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted November 24, 2023 Proud moment.. I just bought my first real Christmas tree. The guy selling it was super nice. He give me specific instructions to give it Lots of light and water it often.. It will continue to grow and stay alive.. This guy says he will even come to my house and get it after Christmas. I can't wait to see the look on all my friends faces.. 1 20 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 4 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: The guy selling it was super nice. He give me specific instructions to give it Lots of light and water it often. Did he mention the infra-red heater? 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 2 hours ago, PhilJ W said: Proud moment.. I just bought my first real Christmas tree. The guy selling it was super nice. He give me specific instructions to give it Lots of light and water it often.. It will continue to grow and stay alive.. This guy says he will even come to my house and get it after Christmas. I can't wait to see the look on all my friends faces.. Every home should have one! You could plant it out in the front garden in the New Year too... 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post luckymucklebackit Posted November 25, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2023 Two builders go into the pub after a hard day's work. They're sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living. "I'll bet he's an accountant." said the first builder. "Looks more like a stockbroker to me." argued the second. They continued to debate the subject for a good while until eventually the first builder needed to use the toilet. On walking in, he saw the smartly dressed man standing at a urinal. "Excuse me mate, but me and my friend have been arguing over what a smartly dressed fella like you does for a living?" the builder said to the man. Smiling the man replied, "I'm a logical scientist." "A what?" asked the builder. "Let me explain" the man continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?" A bit puzzled, but intrigued the builder decided to play along, "Yes, I do as it happens." "Well then it's logical to assume that you either keep it in a bowl or a pond. Which is it?" "A pond" the builder replied. "Well then it's logical to assume that you have a large garden." The builder nodded his agreement. So the man continued, "which means it's logical to assume you have a large house." "I have a 6 bedroom house that I built myself." the builder said proudly. "Given that you have such a large house, it's logical to assume that you are married..." The builder nodded again, "Yes, I'm married and we have three children." "Then it's logical to assume that you have a healthy sex life." "Five nights a week!" the builder boasted. The man smiled a little, "Therefore it's logical to assume you don't often." "Never!" the builder exclaimed. "Well there you have it" the man explained, "That's logical science at work. From finding out that you have a goldfish, I've discovered the size of your garden, all about your house, your family and your sex life!" The builder left, very impressed by the man's talents. On returning to the bar the other builder asked, "I see that smart bloke was in there, did you find out what he does?" "Yeah," replied the first, "He's a logical scientist." "A what?" the puzzled second builder asked. "Let me explain" the first builder continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?" "No" replied his mate. "Well, you're a w****r then!" 1 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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