RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted October 3, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 3, 2018 As I'm off work for a second day with the lurgy, I thought I ought to do something constructive: http://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/138058-cakebox-challenge-the-end-in-a-day/?p=3318776 Hi Stu I knew it, there was you the other day mingling with the rift-raff you work with and look what they have given you. Now stay indoors and away form human contact we don't want your lurgy to escape form Cornwall, look what happened in 1918. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted October 3, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted October 3, 2018 I was mystified why there would be 'a Cameron Centre'. Unless it had David Cameron in the stocks so we could pelt him with rotten fruit and worse for the utter unnecessary balls up that is Brexit... I'd pay for that Bliddy eck lad, thee will pay for that when some people see it. There are some very weird folk on this Forum (not this thread) that will take you to task. I shall stand back and watch them being shot down in flaming bits by you esteemed self. Great fun. Phil Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted October 3, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) Spot the attachments and differences; yes I know the loco is now facing the other way and some t#t has laid some track on a piece of wood. It is looking to the right so that it can run the whole bliddy shower over as they leave Brum. It knows it can do that smoothly as it has completed a fingerpokin circuit of The Junction Up Main and it did not fall off or cause mayhem. At the time it was moving leftwards. It was not frightened by the Hungry Caterpillar either. Now I shall be banned, but it wasn't me Officer, it was the H15. Edited October 3, 2018 by Mallard60022 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted October 3, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 3, 2018 I understand. I never used alcohol until I started using RMweb. had to take to drink and drugs very soon after the first conflict in posting. P I find that building Walschaerts valve gear is best done under the influence of a large vodka and coke (fizzy not powder) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Northroader Posted October 3, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 3, 2018 As I'm off work for a second day with the lurgy, I thought I ought to do something constructive: http://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/138058-cakebox-challenge-the-end-in-a-day/?p=3318776 Hey, Stu, would you sign me up for your course on build a model railway in a day, I really do need a slice of that. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted October 3, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted October 3, 2018 I find that building Walschaerts valve gear is best done under the influence of a large vodka and coke (fizzy not powder) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7NABUkyGok OK so now explain outside and inside emission and the difference in the gear set up...................................................................... P Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gerbil-Fritters Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7NABUkyGok OK so now explain outside and inside emission and the difference in the gear set up...................................................................... P Ok, well basically to set the gear up you'll need a mirror, a razor blade and a straw. A rolled up fiver will do... Inside emission is breathe in hard through one nostril whilst blocking the other Outside emission is when you persuade your girlfriend to spread it all over her, oh hang on. Never mind. Edited October 3, 2018 by Dr Gerbil-Fritters Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted October 3, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 3, 2018 Hey Mister Duckabilly, you could try using lacemakers brass pins to hold sub-assemblies of the valve gear together or I've also used 16BA nuts and bolts in the past. Both methods work fine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted October 3, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) Hey Mister Duckabilly, you could try using lacemakers brass pins to hold sub-assemblies of the valve gear together or I've also used 16BA nuts and bolts in the past. Both methods work fine. I use the brass pins method wherever possible if the etched holes are fine. If the holes are huge I quite often solder the hole 'closed' and then redrill or 'add' a suitable brass washer and solder that on, so thanks for that. I have short and long. I will use 16BA nut/bolt for the Crosshed/Connecting Rod. Have not done VG for a few years so will be working slowly. Just thought I could watch 'Sir's' DVDs once again. As for Mr Fritters............. take a cold shower immediately and hand yourself in to the Feds. P. Edited October 3, 2018 by Mallard60022 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted October 3, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 3, 2018 Ok, well basically to set the gear up you'll need a mirror, a razor blade and a straw. A rolled up fiver will do... Inside emission is breathe in hard through one nostril whilst blocking the other Outside emission is when you persuade your girlfriend to spread it all over her, oh hang on. Never mind. They took away "what the 'ell is 'e waffling on about" button. I suppose it comes from reading all those big books without pictures. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted October 3, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 3, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7NABUkyGok OK so now explain outside and inside emission and the difference in the gear set up...................................................................... P Simple - outside emission is when you fart in the toilet, outside emission is when you fart elsewhere. Gear - flares or tapered jeans. Sorted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted October 4, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted October 4, 2018 Simple - outside inside emission is when you fart in the toilet, outside emission is when you fart elsewhere. Gear - flares or tapered jeans. Sorted. Good effort 7/10. Ar$£ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted October 4, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 4, 2018 3rd day off, not had this many sick days off together in the last 10 years. Oh, well, will enable me to finish 'The End'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted October 4, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 4, 2018 3rd day off, not had this many sick days off together in the last 10 years. Oh, well, will enable me to finish 'The End'. I hope it lifts soonest, Stu. I have just had the voucher for my annual free flu jab, and wouldn’t miss it for the world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted October 4, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 4, 2018 Simple - outside emission is when you fart in the toilet, outside emission is when you fart elsewhere. There is a video on YouTube of a dog and cat asleep. The dog farts audibly, and the cat looks up sharply and smacks the dog on the head! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted October 4, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 4, 2018 I have just had the voucher for my annual free flu jab, and wouldn’t miss it for the world. I like getting free vouchers too, it's most exciting. Simple - outside emission is when you fart in the toilet, outside emission is when you fart elsewhere. Gear - flares or tapered jeans. Sorted. What about farting in an outside toilet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium St Enodoc Posted October 4, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 4, 2018 I like getting free vouchers too, it's most exciting. What about farting in an outside toilet? If you fart in an outside toilet and nobody smells it, does it make a pong? G. Berkeley Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted October 4, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 4, 2018 I should have had a green tea, but I am weak and had a latte. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted October 4, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 4, 2018 I should have had a green tea, but I am weak and had a latte. No sleep tonight then Captain. :danced: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted October 4, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 4, 2018 No sleep tonight then Captain. :danced: Not necessarily. There are plenty of threads on this forum that could help with that problem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Northroader Posted October 4, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 4, 2018 If you fart in an outside toilet and nobody smells it, does it make a pong? G. Berkeley Ah, dot is der Schrodingers bog hypothesis. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gerbil-Fritters Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Ah, dot is der Schrodingers bog hypothesis. When you open the door, everybody dies? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastwestdivide Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Ah, dot is der Schrodingers bog hypothesis. Schrödinger's bog? I though it was Schrödinger's dog, i.e. blame the smell on the dog. Or is it Schrödinger's zebra? While it's in the box it's both black with white stripes and white with black stripes. Err, hang on... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted October 4, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted October 4, 2018 (edited) Good grief, I take a day off to do very little modelling and you lot are being as batty as a bat cave or a cricket equipment shop. I might tell you later what I took hours to do today. Clue....it involved a lot of kn0bs, a soldering iron, two different solders, two types of flux, a 0.7mm drill, a couple of Broaches, a diddly bit of Super Glue and some brass wire. Whilst I achieved this, my companion built most of a Comet Coach (not including bogies) . P Edited October 4, 2018 by Mallard60022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold colin penfold Posted October 4, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 4, 2018 Handrails. Or as we say in London, 'andrails On your H15, or as we say in London, 15 E. N. Doory. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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