Jaz Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 For those that might miss it because it is on the last page.......Westerham is shortlisted for BRMs October issue..... if you wish to see him in print.....you can vote here..... http://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/87624-brm-october-rmweb-edition-choose-your-content/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold westerhamstation Posted July 6, 2014 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6, 2014 As an incentive to vote for Westerham Station a FREE trip of a lifetime on the Brasted Ballaster will be offered to anyone who votes for Westerham Station. This is an oppurtunity not to be missed and is not a bribe in anyway shape or form. Terms and conditions apply 1.you must be in good health, and have your own teeth as the G forces are considerable, false teeth secured with elastic around the head are not permitted. you must be over over 85 and accompanied by one of your parents. Toupees will be allowed subject to scrutineers aproval. So would be Ballast riders cast your vote you will not be disapointed. http://www.rmweb.co....e-your-content/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold nest Posted July 6, 2014 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6, 2014 Voted! When do I get my ride? Nestor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted July 6, 2014 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6, 2014 1. I am in good health ( I.e. I'm still alive) 2. I have all my own teeth - I keep them in a glass overnight 3. I often feel over 85, especially when talking to my children... 4. I can bring either parent, though the one in the urn would be easier than the one buried at sea. Now, what am I voting for again ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Alister_G Posted July 6, 2014 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6, 2014 1. I'm failing fast, not likely to see the night out 2. Most of my teeth have fallen out 3. I'm a hundred-and-eleventy-one 4. my parents despise me, we haven't talked in years What was this all about? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 I am none of the above, feeble beings ..... Young, Handsome, Firm of grip, Possessed of fine mental faculties, Rich. And I want to point out the last of those facilities, when I ask you to PM me so that a bribe can be arranged without anyone knowing we have done so ..... ssssshhhhhhhh ... don't let anyone see this PM me soon ...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaz Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 (edited) As an incentive to vote for Westerham Station a FREE trip of a lifetime on the Brasted Ballaster will be offered to anyone who votes for Westerham Station. This is an oppurtunity not to be missed and is not a bribe in anyway shape or form. Terms and conditions apply 1.you must be in good health, and have your own teeth as the G forces are considerable, false teeth secured with elastic around the head are not permitted. you must be over over 85 and accompanied by one of your parents. Toupees will be allowed subject to scrutineers aproval. So would be Ballast riders cast your vote you will not be disapointed. http://www.rmweb.co....e-your-content/ I am liking those posters.. subliminals......LOL Edited July 6, 2014 by Jaz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold nest Posted July 6, 2014 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 6, 2014 It appears I was so caught up in the incentive, I failed to notice the posters. Genius! Nestor 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold westerhamstation Posted July 7, 2014 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 7, 2014 Some one has got on to railway property and stuck up one of those voting posters. http://www.rmweb.co....e-your-content/ 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
freebs Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I had to backtrack to find out what I was voting for. Consider it voted for. Get thee to Adrian's House Andy! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold westerhamstation Posted July 7, 2014 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 7, 2014 Wanted Bill Posters last seen on his old black bike, if seen report to this site http://www.rmweb.co....e-your-content/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 The above photograph puts a new light on "Putting on the Brake" ........ Well obviously someone put the brake on the Brake, so that Poster could be put on the Brake ..... and the poster of the Poster, must have had at least one brake on his bike, or he wouldn't have been able to stop near enough to the Brake with the brake on ........................................ ............................................... ........................................... OK, you all know where this was heading, so I will simply leave the rest to your over-fertile imaginations ..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold westerhamstation Posted July 8, 2014 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 8, 2014 NEWS FLASH- Live as it happens Bill Posters the man who police think could help in there inquiries into the recent spate of fly posting in Westerham and Brasted in his attempt to influence voters, evaded police capture today by leaping onto a passing greenline coach and using his bus pass. As he got on the coach he shook his walking stick at the other people in the queue and shouted out You Rozzers Won't Take Me Alive, then settled back in his seat while the other people got on. A police spokesperson said we will get him at the next stop. More news on this breaking story as it happens. http://www.rmweb.co....e-your-content/ for more details. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaz Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 The campaign is spreading....... http://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/82563-the-buildings-of-studley-and-astwood-bank/page-7&do=findComment&comment=1506817 support is breaking out....... fly posters are taking to their bikes........ SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SHERIFF MODELLER!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
freebs Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 he managed to get some other posters printed up and even got some stuck on the bus ... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold nest Posted July 8, 2014 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 8, 2014 When all this is finished will that make him post posters Posters? Nestor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 I guess it will ....... When all this is finished will that make him post posters Posters? All this is post the post with the poster, posted on the Brake with the brake on .... other posts, post that one have had posters posted on items previously posted without posters, posted on them ..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold westerhamstation Posted July 8, 2014 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 8, 2014 BREAKING NEWS Police today have issued pictures of the Westerham gang wanted for vote influencing in the Westerham and Brasted election, Kipper of the yard has been called in to help the local police. He is quoted as saying " I want that old git with the walking stick and bus pass banged up for at least a week " If seen do not approach, as the old one had sprouts from his allotment for lunch and could prove to be lethal. contact the number on the poster or http://www.rmweb.co....e-your-content/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Alister_G Posted July 8, 2014 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 8, 2014 (edited) The Enforcer looks like trouble to me..., wouldn't want to spill his pint. Inspector Kipper is going to be busy, make no bones about it. Admit it, you're having a Whale of a time! There's no need to be Koi about it... Edited July 8, 2014 by acg_mr 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 He will be well aware ............... Inspector Kipper is going to be busy, ............... there is no smoked without fire ......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
freebs Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Those aerial pranksters have been at it again, trying to hijack Brasted's attempt to jump on Le Tour bandwagon Looks like they dropped their tin of white paint in front of the station master's car as they ran off.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold westerhamstation Posted July 8, 2014 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 8, 2014 Those aerial pranksters have been at it again, trying to hijack Brasted's attempt to jump on Le Tour bandwagon Looks like they dropped their tin of white paint in front of the station master's car as they ran off.. wesetrham.jpg Hi Lee, that is absolute genius had me laughing out loud, I am really enjoying the contributions and input from you all, I can't stop now as the rozzers have got wind of me (must have been the sprouts) hope they don't get the sniffer dogs out. yours worried of Westerham hobbling to the hills. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold westerhamstation Posted July 8, 2014 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 8, 2014 Kipper of the Yard speaks out. In an interview today held on Westerham Station Platform, Kipper of the Yard said these men must be caught I will stop at nothing to catch them, my man is working double shifts, I myself am in the Crown Hotel opposite, if anyone has any information or wants to buy me a pint. When questioned about the man who got on the greenline coach earlier in the day, Kipper of the Yard was strangely quite on the subject, but when pressed on the subject, he said that the man escaped, by waiting till the bus slowed down to double declutch on the first bend of Westerham Hill, he shuffled off the coach and did a close approximation of a parachute roll and vanished into a ditch, and was last seen speeding along the Pilgrims Way on a bike which must have been left by an accomplice.To Kippers further embarrasment one of the gang had stuck a poster on the departing train for Brasted. Inspector Kipper said that when he catches them they will all be in a lot of trouble and that the public should be vigilant like what Shaw Taylor says, Keep Them Peeled, as these posters have been seen as far away as New Zealand and up north somewhere past Watford. any information Whitehall 1212 or http://www.rmweb.co....e-your-content/ thank you Kipper of the Yard 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Goodness gracious me ..... ................ these posters have been seen as far away as New Zealand and up north somewhere past Watford. .................................... not to worry too much 'though ........... so far, the posters have been limited to words .............. Just remembered I have a meeting to rush to, as I am already late ......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 'Ere you lot ........ who has been sitting in my chair? http://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/75123-light-sandwich-with-n-other-idea/page-6#entry1507658 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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