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  1. Crediton - see he's at it again lads but with stealthy manouevres

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    2. BlackRat

      BlackRat

      They seek Im ere..........

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Via Newton St Cyres Upper Exchange Sidings Ground Frame (No.1 Release Road)....

    4. 10800

      10800

      Never seem to get further than the Beer Engine in Newton St Cyres

  2. Dave Shakespeare, one of our greatest characters in the hobby. RIP - http://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/89221-david-tetleys-shakespeare/

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    2. Jaz

      Jaz

      I see on the thread his wife has agreed to you doing some pictures of the work. Will it go in the mag too? Then the family would have a nice keepsake too.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      How very, very sad, may he Rest in Peace

    4. Sasquatch

      Sasquatch

      Dave has been one of my greatest sources of inspiration over many years and will be greatly missed. RIP my friend.

  3. Dear BT, As you've been using my bill money to advertise how good BT Infinity is and to get customers to join BT, when can I have a better broadband connection than soggy rope?

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    2. DonB

      DonB

      Still with AOL only because of their 24/7 "free" phone offer. rarely use their browser, Google Chrome is more reliable, if not much faster than wet string!

    3. Jan

      Jan

      Meanwhile, in West Devon, we still get more joy out of lighting beacons(but only on Dridays).

    4. AngusDe

      AngusDe

      Not wanting to gloat, but:-

      http://www.speedtest.net/results.php?sh=605c3575369a77982575562f4c706188&ria=0

      You can see the step change when exchange went to Infinity2,and then when I signed up for it.

  4. Decades of neglect and nasal hair clippers.

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    2. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Sounds like our local hairdresser.

    3. 3 link

      3 link

      Ahhh, the joys of getting old........

       

    4. Sidecar Racer

      Sidecar Racer

      Wait till it starts coming out of your ears .

  5. Decided to tackle a 'how-to' on coastal scenery. Result? It looks like Saving Private Ryan in an insulation factory at the moment.

    1. Michael Delamar

      Michael Delamar

      saving Ryans privates

    2. gridwatcher

      gridwatcher

      May have seen that?

       

  6. Did you keep the box it came in?

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    2. WD0-6-0

      WD0-6-0

      Last thing I bought turned up in an old baked bean tin...

    3. newbryford

      newbryford

      Don't keep the box - sell it on ebay.

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Nice little earner selling boxes on Ebay.

  7. Did you keep the box your computer came in sir? Good.

    1. Grafarman
    2. beast66606

      beast66606

      Pack it up and send it back because ... ?

  8. Does an apple a day keep the doctor away or is it just a granny's myth?

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      How-come the MODs haven't locked this as it should be in the relevant thread in Wheeltappers? Coat on and taking cover ;)

       

    3. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      Doctor eats an apple - now there's a conudrum.

  9. don't you just love dealing with Bangalore Telecom! BT = B***** T****

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    2. Barry O

      Barry O

      its cos you don't eat enough curry!

    3. sixteen 12by 10s

      sixteen 12by 10s

      Sure your not through to a call center in Oldbury?

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Steady on Andy. You have been reading my guide to slightly dodgy language!

  10. Door-handles don't have a day of rest on Sundays.

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    2. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      Are you being cryptic on the door handle term Andy ? as in Knobs

    3. Kev_Lewis

      Kev_Lewis

      Ah, now I get it!

    4. Bob Reid

      Bob Reid

      Four candles? Handle's for forks?

  11. Drop by here after 11.00 on Saturday for some interesting announcements!

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    2. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      Ands I shall be at Alley Pally on Saturday.

    3. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      RmWeb is going public on the stock exchange. I knew it.

    4. Bob Reid

      Bob Reid

      An RMweb / Warners / Dapol release of a 439 Class? ----- No I thought not :)

  12. Eddie Izzard as Long John Silver - genius

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    2. 10800

      10800

      Did he have a flag?

    3. big jim

      big jim

      but was he wearing high hells and lipstick?

    4. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Sounds like the perfect combination :-)

  13. Eley's pork pie

  14. Enjoyed James May tonight, some lovely aerial shots of N.Devon.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Is North Devon distinguishable from the North Atlantic yet?

  15. Every weekday morning an idiot sits in a library in Gateshead casting bizarre biased votes in the MotY poll. They will be sadly deflated when the results are announced to find they're not as clever as they thought they were.

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    2. Barry Ten

      Barry Ten

      Good one, Ian - took me a moment to get it, though :-)

    3. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      Hang the person from the OHL the juice switched on.

    4. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      Bet he (if it is a he) has a rucksack with a bit of flexitrack sticking out of the top.

  16. Evidence shows it only takes 21 minutes to create a door-handle.

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    2. yorkie_pudd

      yorkie_pudd

      Then realise it`s on upside down ;-P

    3. trisonic

      trisonic

      But it takes 25 RMwebbers to argue over the method.

    4. PaulRhB

      PaulRhB

      then find you've forgotten why you needed to get in there . . . . ;)

       

      or if it's the lavatory door that it's too late

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    2. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      and to paraphrase/steal from Peter Kay, we'll no longer be able to get a bargain holiday "t'Egypt".... "booked it, packed it, f**ked off". Tbh though I didn't realise it was still on the go.

    3. devondynosoar118

      devondynosoar118

      I remember learning to create ceefax pages at school, it was almost a proto Internet on the TV. The original red button service too.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      And now we are fully inducted into the Delights of the Digital Age!

  17. Fathers' day, my backside. This is the 3rd cup of tea I've made myself whilst everyone else is still asleep.

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    2. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      Andy. Just a suggestion, why not go and grab the handles on the mattress and lift to give them all a reminder that is fathers day.

    3. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      perhaps they think 'when he is finished on the net, we'll make him a cuppa' ;-)

    4. DonB

      DonB

      Not had a Father's day card in 42 years of fatherhood! All together....Ahhhh...

  18. feels like a quality cull. :)

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    2. coachmann

      coachmann

      Blogs tend to go invisible after a while. Would this cull mean the end of blogs and blogets?

    3. Timara

      Timara

      Most likely the ones that have less substance than milk....

    4. Barry O

      Barry O

      sounds good to me....

       

  19. finds the intermittent nature of the slowdown frustating. Right now we had 445 users online and it was flying along.

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    2. halfwit

      halfwit

      Its been alright at this end for a few days now. And anyway, aren't modellers supposed to be patient? The world will not end if a page takes a bit longer to load...

    3. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      Does it not depend on other forums/website usage as well?

    4. coachmann

      coachmann

      It seems to start slowing at around 12.45 midday. I think the Yanks are just getting out of bed and switching on....

  20. For those who know what to look for you'll know where to find it. :)

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    2. Raffles

      Raffles

      The only hint I can think of is that The Stationmaster needs bigger "eyes"...

    3. Tony_S

      Tony_S

      I did find it but I'll read it on the 12th!

    4. Andy Y
  21. Forfar 5, East Fife 4

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    2. Killybegs

      Killybegs

      a reference perhaps to the sad passing of the guy that read the football results on the BBC for so many years

    3. DonB

      DonB

      That is the score which the announcer on Radio said he feared most, as being a bit of a tongue-twister

    4. davefrk

      davefrk

      That just brings back memories of Saturday teatime with me dad checking the pools.

  22. GEntlemen of SWAG, be very afraid. A large flotilla of MPVs loaded to the gunwhales and with all manner of plastic detritus are coming down the M5 to clog up your roads.

    1. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      I wondered why it's raining in the Thames Valley - must be tears of sorrow.

    2. coachmann

      coachmann

      Hope the 01 is amongst the plastic detritus

    3. Brinkly

      Brinkly

      Haul on the main brase, make ready with the guns and run out the sweeps!

  23. gets one job done in the garden and then Mrs Y immediately decides 4 other things can now be done as a result. X-(

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    2. Andy Y

      Andy Y

      is hiding from job#3. :-D

    3. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      Hiding from job 3, not possible as they will seek you out with a rolling pin in hand.

    4. Andy Y

      Andy Y

      Has just finished job #6 - wash all the cack off the conservatory that jetting the decking had caused. At least I didn't leave the door open this time in an attempt to avoid job#7.

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