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Try a 47xx with a 28 as a banker.

King for me although it is a close call

what about 4 merlins, V, a proper bank, Dainton's a bit too short

Is he willing to give absolution to those who do P4?

Well, there is supposed to be Masonic Lodge called "P2", so I suppose that would be a start....

First Rod Stewart's new title, and now this!

Nah, keeps them warm when they get high up in the atmosphere...

I do hope the sewer system can cope with the post Xmas blow-out.

Widespread fatbergs, I'm afraid...

If the shop assistants in Greggs couldn't pick up the 'sausage' rolls 'because they didn't have the right tongs', then they could have asked me and I'd have picked them up for the punters, in exchange for a nice pasty. And if they didn't have a nice pasty, as Mr Stationmaster clearly implies, then they can give me a gift voucher for Philps in Camborne instead.

I will as soon as I visit Peterborough, they aren't stocking them in Wisbech nor March.

Too clever by half .

Q1

A Grange

Anyway, Robin, you know you want to.... (and what about those secret heinous cravings for a Beyer Garratt you've been having, eh?!)...

Oh, and Will - the Good Lord can forgive you your blasphemy, but you will have to dress up in a Brunswick Green cape and run 10 times around the local maypole, chanting 'All Hail George Jackson Churchward!'.... ;-)

I think I need to ring the Samaratons.Again...

I wouldn't mind seeing the return of the odd helicopter shot now and then; there's something about seeing a larger area of a model in context that I find very appealling.

Its hiding the junk in the background.

Brian Monte Carlo

Tell her there's only one acceptable freezer in the railway room - and that's a CJ-type Freezer. I didn't get where I am today by not knowing what should go in a railway room!

There's plenty of larks on here to cheer me up thanks.

You're reducing your carbon footprint, saving on your electric bill, switching to healthier fresh food... You should be getting brownie points !

All of the above. There are too many things that are allegedly 'Iconic' or 'Legendary' and certainly too many people. Mind you, I'm sometimes guilty of referring to London Transport 1938 tube stock as 'Iconic'.

Awesome and cool.

Fandabbydozy!

It just doesn't taste the same anymore, just like HP sauce now made in Holland in the Heinz factory...

God Bless America - just beacuase A1 Steak Sauce and Hesheys are so poor, they drag ours down too....

It's down to finance - the currant exchange rate

Dodgy haircuts all round....

Aliens...

Are you an office clerk far away in time?

Anything over 12 is suspicious

The last time I bought her flowers she said I suppose you'll be wanting me to open my legs. No, a vase will do !

I bought a 100 last year. Got moaned at because it took a while to sort them into several vases. Won't bother this year....(can't win can you?)

What time Dya start Tim and which park ?

If we see any blokes with golf clubs I'll chuck the empty bottle whilst you shout Fore !

When I wakes up, which could be in any park anywhere...

"The Honourable Company of Edinburgh Golfers" - nothing honourable about the 219 who voted against women members. Names and addresses please!

Same place that produces liveries for TOCs

Saved the S&C though....

He certainly did save the s&c. Personally I think the man is a saint for saving my local line & the place I'm most at peace at in the uk.

Someone told me Walls have ears. Ever since then, I've avoided their sausages.

'Ere, who told you that?!

The other day, I was given chilli flavour sausages in error. Not something I want to repeat (!)

You can get it mail order from Simply Cornish...............

Geschmeckt!

How did today's gym visit go? 2 more Stollen in the freezer I heard.

I last saw one of those..... when watching 'Life on Mars' on a DVD!!

I think it was the law to take one to a party under one arm and an LP under the other!

Party Sevens were superseded many years later by other lagers. Also Caffrey's.

Well done to Rod, I loved the fact that getting Tornado out of her box was more important than anything else lol!

Roger Daltrey is english

Loads of coverage today on radio and TV. Suspect Look North today could be at York!!!!!!!

No mention of veg curry though...

Not yet there isn't!

You're a bad lad Horsetan.I love that song and now I have a different vision of it.

Worrying.

I'm back. Have been offline for some time for a number of reasons.

Good to have you back among us! 

C**k

Lots of understatement and kindness to the bloke in the above comments - I don't rate him anywhere near that good.

What an idiot!

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Well, someone had to ask.

Snow women know where you left the keys.

One snowman turns to a second and says... "Can you smell carrots?"

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I still think changing your own number to a premium rate one is the answer. And you could make some useful cash, too....

Yup,

I won't answer the door to them either !

These cause tooth decay and gas at the same time...

To wet and windy in more than one way, me thinks...: )