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  1. Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.

    1. Castleacreshunter
    2. NGT6 1315
    3. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Hasten Jason fetch a basin, uh flop. fetch a mop

  2. I was going to take a trip to the bottom of the road to see the Jub & Black5. It was absolutely freezing and trying to snow / hailing so I listened to the cricket instead. Maybe next time.
  3. is lazing on a sunny afternoon.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      There's a chill wind blowing round mi' Trossachs down here.

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Capn where's your troosers?

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      The taxman's taken all your dough, then.

  4. Morning all, not much to report from this neck of the woods. Bright and cold though, which makes a nice change. Hope Jock is doing better and enjoyed seeing the Gilera picture as much as I did, what a machine that was. Sympathies to all suffering sciatica, mine is being unreasonable this weekend too, hence not much getting done. Oops I seem to have missed some special day, but then SWMBO doesn't seem to have remembered either so mum's the word
  5. How would anyone tell the difference if it had crashed into Haverfordwest ? D.E. Pfroat
  6. I have a dilemma tomorrow due to Mr Duck's tip off too. Steam train or cricket? Cricket or steam train? Decisions, decisions. Ooh look! Shiny! Um, where was I? Oh yes, hat, coat, flat cap, whippet, jam butties, Tizer, ABC, gone
  7. Johnners shouting about buses? My dear old thing, that's a Henry Blofeld special. Now, fetch me a new bubble for my spirit level...
  8. When my village was still a village, it had three pubs in less than 100 yards on the same road, two on opposite corners of the same side road. It's no longer a village, but miraculously the pubs are still there. In the same 100 yards there were 2 butchers, a bakers, 2 grocers and a bootmaker. Now it has a furniture shop ... I blame that flippin' railway that came through in 1870 ...
  9. Of course, I've modified it a little.

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Absolutely relative.

  10. Of course you can, they use them to build left-handed pianos. Meanwhile ... How is Sir doing with the wiring? edit: how f$$*ing hard can it be to spell wririring?
  11. Glad you said that. I did a quick guugle to find out what you are going to see and found out that Galatea is passing the bottom of our road on Sunday. I shall probably visit Lidl around lunchtime
  12. *blink* darn I missed it. What's next Andy?
  13. My Dad was a universal miller by trade. He's been dead for nearly 20 years but I can hear him laughing at that. He'd tell you that he could work to +/- 1 thou with a shaper and a file.
  14. A young lady named Rhoda from Kirkburton is playing hard to get...

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      eh?

      I are from Radstock...

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      There, there, it could be worse, not much admittedly, but it could be worse.

    4. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      No you're right, it could have been Norfolk, somewhere (anywhere)...

  15. Health and safety insisted that they all take fluids. I thought they'd been doing that for quite a while.
  16. just checked out Guitar George, he knows all those fancy chords

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      You need to get your ears tested and bathe young man!

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      My mom says we're a pair of perverts - Got any badges,posters, stickers and T-shirts?

    4. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      'can't get no fancy notes on my blue guitar.

  17. Windows 10: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
  18. Shocking maybe, but no surprise. Micros**t won't say what they are collecting or why. The built in use of 'cloud' storage and collection of wi-fi passwords to share with your contacts (which they also slurp) make the whole thing ridiculously insecure.
  19. A laptop can use battery power to finish it's shutdown procedure. Oh for the days when you manually parked the disk heads and switched the computer off. D. Plidocus
  20. Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight?

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Trade Federation

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      I catch mine on my tonsils and heave it left and right ...

       

    4. Welly

      Welly

      When I was a lad, I annoyed my Mum by leaving something more revolting than chewing gum on my bedpost!

  21. it's 16:40 and I'm bored

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Well done for lasting that long. I've been bored since 10:30am and have another 2 hours and 10 minutes to "enjoy" at the place they call "work".

    2. Welly

      Welly

      40 minutes past Beer O'Clock and you are bored?!

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I'm on the verge of saying 'Hamilton Academicals'.

  22. "Third row down, second on the left? Certainly madam, pass the pole Percy lad" ... It certainly make you think doesn't it?
  23. How about an Edwardian poultry shop? I'd love to see that modelled.
  24. Why do I always think Wizard of Oz when I see these water towers? I think the lower version looks much better.
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