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  1. HeeleyBridge

    is in need of sedation.

    1. newbryford

      newbryford

      Will alcohol suffice?

  2. HeeleyBridge

    is lazing on a sunny afternoon.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      There's a chill wind blowing round mi' Trossachs down here.

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Capn where's your troosers?

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      The taxman's taken all your dough, then.

  3. HeeleyBridge

    is off to Sheffield Model Rail , Bus & Tram Exhibition accompanied by the mini-modeller. I may be sometime

  4. HeeleyBridge

    is seriously wondering how many culinery SPADs he must accrue before being (thankfully) banned from the food preparation area.

    1. Michael Delamar

      Michael Delamar

      Spoons passed at danger

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Have a napkin...

  5. HeeleyBridge

    is suffering from a huge dose of CBAitis. I'd plead apathy, but I CBA

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Is that the radical strain of CBBitis?

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Just as long as it isn't gerulaitis, that is reputed to be worse than tennis elbow.

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      yes, I've stretched out my workbreaks today as well. I say stretched out but I have, infact, yet to have a workbreak. It's time for a cuppa, so maybe later...

  6. HeeleyBridge

    is thinking of having a haircut. First since 1995. Does it hurt?

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    2. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      Can't remember. . . Just need a short back, and polish, these days.

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Oooer! Sounds dangerous. I think I'll keep it.

    4. Welly

      Welly

      Take a couple of Ibuprofen before your haircut - that'll stop it hurting! :-)

  7. HeeleyBridge

    is wondering why?

    1. steveb860

      steveb860

      because they can

    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      ain't that the truth...

    3. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      an error occurred with this status.

  8. HeeleyBridge

    Isometric Klingon Bluebell

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Have a sausage with spuds in Haverfordwest.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Thanks, nice idea, but it's quorn mince tonight, sorry.

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      With custard?

  9. HeeleyBridge

    it's 16:40 and I'm bored

    1. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Well done for lasting that long. I've been bored since 10:30am and have another 2 hours and 10 minutes to "enjoy" at the place they call "work".

    2. Welly

      Welly

      40 minutes past Beer O'Clock and you are bored?!

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I'm on the verge of saying 'Hamilton Academicals'.

  10. HeeleyBridge

    just checked out Guitar George, he knows all those fancy chords

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      You need to get your ears tested and bathe young man!

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      My mom says we're a pair of perverts - Got any badges,posters, stickers and T-shirts?

    4. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      'can't get no fancy notes on my blue guitar.

  11. HeeleyBridge

    Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water ...

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    2. Barry O

      Barry O

      hope things improve for you as soon as possible..

    3. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      ...swim with R*lf...

    4. ullypug

      ullypug

      Clutching at straws

       

  12. HeeleyBridge

    Lay that pistol down babe, lay that pistol down.

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Shotgun. Fire at will.

    2. ian

      ian

      Which one's Will?

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      New keyboard please DM ...

  13. HeeleyBridge

    Little ears have big mouths

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    2. davefrk

      davefrk

      I like that...

    3. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Wee lugs, big gubs!

    4. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Oh dear is someone sleeping on the sofa tonight?

  14. HeeleyBridge

    Mama don't allow no guitar playin' round here.

  15. HeeleyBridge

    mit Wurst ?

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Meerrettich, bitte!

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Kartoffel der Woche Maris Piper

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Wohl bekomm's!

  16. HeeleyBridge

    My friend the witchdoctor, he told me what to do, he said that ...

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      HB - What tune is that to?

       

      ^hpm - ..and is that the chorus?

       

    3. DonB

      DonB

      I'm just content with sticking pins in....

    4. highpeakman

      highpeakman

      Don Lang and the Frantic Five (1958 - when steam was still King)

  17. HeeleyBridge

    My little sister's got motorbike

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      You can get tablets for that now.

  18. HeeleyBridge

    Nobody said it hurt this much!

    1. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      That's what nobody said last time.

    2. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      It it hurts you're doing it wrong.

  19. HeeleyBridge

    Now Humbuggery is over, no more brussels sprouts for me, back to Guinness for me dinner, then more Guinness for me tea ...

    1. Satan's Goldfish

      Satan's Goldfish

      My sister-in-law managed to create the ultimate food of confusion on Christmas day: Sprouts with bacon. Sacrilege!

    2. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Ah..my favourite vegetable!

    3. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Bacon is my favourite vegetable too!

  20. HeeleyBridge

    Of course, I've modified it a little.

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Absolutely relative.

  21. HeeleyBridge

    Oh. The water's getting deep. And I can't swim. Beacuse it's dirty dirty water.

    1. keefer

      keefer

      oh-wo-oh-oh-o

    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Aright.......and Rick is too (we hope).

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Definitely.

  22. HeeleyBridge

    Ok, so what's the difference between Mrs HB saying "I'm going to do some decorating" and "Your life is not going to be worth living if you don't offer to do it for me"?

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I think you should get together with Satan's Goldfish and compare notes....

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Kill me now PLEASE!!!!

    4. polybear

      polybear

      Make a right pigs ear of it. She'll not ask again

  23. HeeleyBridge

    on the other hand, it could just have fallen off ...

    1. Satan's Goldfish

      Satan's Goldfish

      That's what she said.

    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Right, said Fred.

  24. HeeleyBridge

    Ooh! My head!

    1. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      Same here

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Have you both had the misfortune to bump into something at the same time?

    3. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      You should know.

  25. HeeleyBridge

    Oryctolagus cuniculus. Non est beatus

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      I'd get that looked, if I were you.

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      More rabbit than Sainsbury's

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      myxomatosis

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