Mallard60022

I shall continue to write "WILLY" in a humorous and comical way! Not you, the police, the judge, my therapist, the nurse or the court system will stop me!

I don't really see why we need the facility to send messages through Status Updates at all.

People don't seem to realise. It's been mentioned, mocked and reported loads of times but the system stays the same. 

Appreciate the support chaps.

At the end of the day, you could of sold it for more.

The 'problem was I let him have it at a very'reduced price mate. I could have sold it for a lot more and I feel 'diddled'; but that's life.

cooking on ya own can be fun !

A bouquet of broad beans.

Yay! Mr Duck is taking us fishing!

Stop wearing lipstick then Ducky !

I'm just wondering what grooming products you use.

shower in a tin

It`s acquired behaviour from watching British Soaps........

Whats wrong with British Soaps then?  I've a bar of Sunlight with your name on here.... 

Carbolics !

Merci my friends. I was actually being a bit sarcastic as this place now seems to be a Private chat site!!!!!!

@Mallard60022 You don't say!

@Mallard60022 yeah, it makes me want to shout "get a room!"

But they have, they just don't use it.

Any truth in the rumour that Mallard & Sir Nigel are both outside with fires lit and someone has authorised repairs to Ellerman Lines

and all servicable GWR 4-6-0s have been requisitioned by the ROD...

Actually I do remember when Tornado did a bit of public service some winters back, helping stranded Commuters in Kent when it snowed.  More seriously, it does show a fragility when all sets on the same route are the same design at the same time instead of long term introduction.

Perhaps the enthusiasm was because you hadn't been there since 2014!

Hroth, I wish Bojo would do everything I keep telling him to...……….

Even if it's physically and tautologically impossible?

Nahhh - almost as bad as salted caramel.

Saw some the other day on a tv screen, sadly is was during an Endoscopy

better then during a Colonoscopy

Oh yes.

I say, Duckington-Smythe, surely you are aware that P4 passports can only be issued with the express permission of the Central Committee?

There's a secret cache of S4 pisspots somewhere....

always thought they were black, or, like priests fake socks very, very dark blue

I like jokes like that !

What you lot on about? I was referring to my bottom being frozen after cycling, due to the weather!

Well,the Earth moved for me ...

To treat me like you do

With or without gloves ? Much nicer without

Amazing what the right bung can achieve...

Hmm, why not go the whole hog and expand back into West London. We could get rid of Hounslow and Southall at a stroke!!!

Thing is, the airport might not have been "major" or near them when they first moved in....

Potholes

Waggy is closest.

I was there a few weeks ago. My daughter was more impressed with a fluffy baby rabbit than the holes.

No stairway? Denied....

Damd that film based cliche! Superb track from start to finish, sounds wonderful on the M1 in pourng rain... ;-)

I'm thinking it will be the music for my going out ceremony (funeral) but maybe it will be very out of date by then?

Hope all goes well.

There's a Sharman

Waiting in the sky

You know she'd like to help you

But nobody knows why...

better

Were you unnecessarily rude about their Queen, Dr Quack?

They are drunk - on fermented windfall apples

Possibly drunk and completley unable to resist, as myself and a volunteer at the Centre I was helping at were a bit sweaty having barrowed wood chips for an hour. We probably smelt like sweaty female/male wasps depending on what the wasps sexuality was.

I have been told in the past, by my Opthalmology Consultant, to go straigt to Hallamshire Eye Emergency Dept if I have a 'real' problem as time may be of the essence. Don't think this 'event' needs that thank goodness. Great advice though. Thanks lads.

We always feed our stale hot X buns to the ducks.....

LOL

Cider Friday - more like!

Low water pressure Friday...

You can get tablets for that......

Awful news: so sudden condolences to his family

Very sad.

Indeed - sad news, one of the old school

Gloots, mon!

but we don't have an asda over here, do they do mail order?

No but ilumi foods do (no mince pies yet)

With us, at us.

Behind you/us?

You've seen my layout then....!!!

Ah, it is 36'long; sadly my loft will not accommodate that.

No Kings on that Mallard.

Maybe a few Halls and Granges though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hail stones, an old Roman greeting to a local beer........

Or to a certain band!

That band are old enough.........