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Worksop is not a place in Notts that one might want to be in. Try Newark or Retford. (Retford is inexpensive)

The less desirable the location the cheaper the housing stock.

If you come to Notts do live in Bunny. Lovely Village....silly name.

Lettuce tastes of lettuce, and is therefore horrible.

what breed of lettuce?

No idea, it's in a sweetcorn salad that I picked up from Sainsbury's. Actually quite tasty.

Smoke and mirrors.

Bit like all these 'pre-orders'; I'm sure them things was 'advanced orders' in my day. In the shop they were 'special orders'. I think 'order' will do but wot do I know.

Worse still: Pre-loved. Eukk!

He does a very nice line in chop sauce.

I thought it was that you couldn't have Kate and Edith?

Cake makes you fat, eat burgers instead

high in fibre though and that stuff's good for you!

There's a name for it.

"Excessivedunkin"

The heavier you are, the more biscuits you need to eat...

another case of "Protect & Survive" then.

Turnip tarts

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It's just not going in for you, is it? :-D

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If all else fails, do it the way your wife/mother/gf told you in the first place

I tend no to come on here that much on my phone because I hate the mobile version with a passion

I have an I-pod, its still in the box - too scared to open it! So what would I be doing with a smart-phone?

WD0-6-0 - I really do not like the phone version either, but scroll down to the bottom if the page and you will find a 'full version' option. That will take you into the site proper.

I really can't see your problem. Market forces. They were prepared to pay more than you. They have done nothing wrong. That is the reality of auctions. If you don't like the idea of being outbid in the last few seconds, don't enter an online auction. It's really not difficult. I've been outbid loads of times in the few seconds, just keep looking, it'll come up again. Took me several goes to get some items at prices that I was prepared to pay. We're not going to agr...

Pay up or shut up.

In the future always plunk down twice what its worth and cross your fingers..

(Almost never fails...)

Yes, well, I'm a slow reader myself....

Is this the story about the close friends Vladimyr Bakeoff and Anton Danceoff who run away to White City to make their fortunes?

You are now...25th...in the queue....

I thought you were allowed £15 (inc P&P) before duties were charged, which is more than $15

From the Channel Islands, VAT starts at £0. £15 from other non-EU places

As has been said you should not have been charged anything as the combined value of goods and shipping is below the £15 threshold. Use the contact number on the charge label to claim it back pronto!

… like Cwmbran, for instance.

Other towns are also available.

Don't forget Cullompton!

Why not?

Just you. I remember this verse from die hard with vengeance.

Apparently none, there was a problem at Plimuf !

You need professional help...

Oh, go on, go on, etc...

Funny time to have breakfast.

A bowl of mouldy carrots

I do it when she's out, and open the windows for 10 minutes... as long as there's not too much overspray it's not that noticeable on the carpet.

Don't the grey walls look very nice then?...

It's like using Dylon Olive Green dye to colour surgical lint. Best done in a room with an Olive Green carpet.

...mushroom mushroom

A snake, a snake, a snake

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Haverfordwest

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Drink Carlsberg it's better for you.

Headache fest or expo heads down toilet

I expect you need a BIG P !

31 years since I last went!

It's not till next week mate......

^^^......silent Disco !

Hopefully you've still got the money to emigrate....

Two utter buffoons. One academically clever turncoat the other well...a dangerous ignoramus. Let's hope that the US electorate doesn't elect a reality star.

Could also lead to the island of Ireland becoming a full 32-County republic if Sinn Fein get their way #tal32

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my little un has put it on his christmas list, he wont be getting it thats for sure, think i can stretch to ecto1 for his birthday

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that's good going

an exhibitor that barely got away from your own layout? Sounds like me at shows I do!

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maybe theyre mixing up "not understanding" with "not finding funny"

*facepalm*

not just in Dubai...

I find it quite ridiculous that in 2016 we still don't have electronic voting. If nothing else we'd all know the result by 2230 rather than the morning after.

Electronic voting?? . the systems could not cope -- if we can shut things down when lots of people are just trying to access sites simultaneously. Think of all those pundits and TV "experts" losing those lucrative all-night payments.

Electronic voting is trivially easy to rig, at least with humans counting bits of paper you have to work at it

Went through there approx 5pm today. Busier than you might expect.

.... Cakes with dead flies in !

Cock Horse...