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  1. Claude_Dreyfus

    Is under a David Dickinson sky...

    1. steveNCB7754

      steveNCB7754

      Lunchtime in Winchester today, it felt like towards the end of that Nicolas Cage film 'Knowing' (2009) - weird!

  2. Claude_Dreyfus

    The local supermarket has started stocking Findus Crispy Pancakes. My life is complete!

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      "Findus. Success on a plate for yooooo...."

  3. Claude_Dreyfus

    I like Sarajevo. It has trams...

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      A big bonus for any city, says I!

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      You wouldn't have liked it quite so much 25 years ago...

    3. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Absolutely.

  4. Claude_Dreyfus

    "This shark has got issues...electrical ones" Syfy at its greatest...

  5. Claude_Dreyfus

    Wow, never been to a cricket match before. I like this T20....

  6. Claude_Dreyfus

    RIP Grotbags

  7. Claude_Dreyfus

    Hmmmm, Boundary Mill. #wheatfromthechaff

  8. Claude_Dreyfus

    Party fears two...

    1. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      Club Country

    2. Tim V

      Tim V

      Cracking song!

    3. Psiborg

      Psiborg

      but Party gets on well with one and puts up with three

  9. Claude_Dreyfus

    Kraftwerk

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Die Mensch-Maschine.

    3. 46444

      46444

      Fun-fun-fun on the autobahn....

    4. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Music non stop...

  10. Claude_Dreyfus

    Speculation is the enemy of calm.

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    2. BoD

      BoD

      Keep calm and say nowt.

    3. Free At Last

      Free At Last

      You must speculate to accumulate.

    4. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      These days, just waking up is the enemy of calm.

  11. Claude_Dreyfus

    It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw...

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    2. The White Rabbit

      The White Rabbit

      Have you enough tongue depressors?

    3. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Your foot hurts?! What kind of stupid problem is that?!!

    4. The White Rabbit

      The White Rabbit

      Like I care...

  12. Claude_Dreyfus

    Just seen a picture of 'Lord Grantham' on the BBC website voting in the hall we use for our model railway club. Today the Democratic Process. Tomorrow, the German Democratic Republic (in H0)...

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Teresa May as "Schild und Schwert der Partei"?

  13. Claude_Dreyfus

    Farewell Cleggie and Wallace. RIP Peter Sallis

    1. sigtech

      sigtech

      One of the 'old school' and a true gentleman.

    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      RIP

  14. Claude_Dreyfus

    Goodnight Mr Bond. RIP Sir Roger.

    1. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      Now who's going to keep the British end up?

    2. Market65

      Market65

      RIP Sir Roger Moore. There will never be a better Bond;)

    3. Liam

      Liam

      What about Sean Connery?

  15. Claude_Dreyfus

    Happy Star Wars day!

    1. bgman

      bgman

      They're out there you know !

    2. LNERGE

      LNERGE

      Good reminder! Daughters 21st.

    3. bgman

      bgman

      I'm not too keen on Klingons !

  16. Claude_Dreyfus

    What was the commonality between Sausages, Mackerel and Halloumi in yesterday's Circlegram puzzle in the Standard? Apparently they are all Barbecue food. Where? Islington? #clearlyanoutoftouchcountrybumpkin #fingernotonthepulseofmodernurbanliving

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    2. Satan's Goldfish

      Satan's Goldfish

      Sausage and halloumi yes, but mackerel? If someone asks me for Mackerel at a bbq I'll fish slap them repeatedly with it rather than cook it.

    3. Kris

      Kris

      Mackerel is great on a BBQ, so are sardines.

    4. bgman

      bgman

      I'm afraid we don't get such a "rag" here in sunny Devun so I'm unable to answer your question.

  17. Claude_Dreyfus

    Enjoying a nice bit of Rotterdam hospitality...

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    2. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      ...and I am sure Rotherham also provides decent hospitality as well.

    3. Londontram

      Londontram

      Are you sure that This could be Rotterdam or anywhere Liverpool or Rome?

    4. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Family reasons. Mrs Dreyfus' cousin's 50th birthday party.

  18. Claude_Dreyfus

    Here's to another 'Dockyard Derby'next season. Congrats both Plymouth and Pompey - finally a promotion!

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Golf?

  19. Claude_Dreyfus

    Have found at least 20 news 'stories' that could be April fools. Says a lot about times in which we live that I can no longer tell the difference!

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Fake fake news!

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Alternative fakes?

    4. flapland

      flapland

      Yes I heard that Donald Trump is going to release his best speeches as a Record Store Day single. Its also a cover of J Cage 4'33"

  20. Claude_Dreyfus

    News for the noisy Pompey fans on the 20:32 from Victoria. You're on the wrong potion of the train...

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Penny dropped at Horsham...eventually. Glad Pompey won though; into the automatic promotion places...

    2. Brian Hawkins

      Brian Hawkins

      :-)

  21. Claude_Dreyfus

    My neighbour has just got himself a tattoo. IKB up the back of his right thigh. I asked when Thomas Telford will make an appearance on his left thigh to match...

    1. beast66606

      beast66606

      I shouldn't ask this - but where is IKBs mouth ? !!

    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      ....also, I am concerned you have been looking at his thioghs.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      LOL

  22. Claude_Dreyfus

    Krokodil

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Dundee?

    3. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Mick's Swiss cousin...

    4. big jim

      big jim

      no mi joko, sheep!

  23. Claude_Dreyfus

    Today's the day for more Rodent Prognostication. Will he see a shadow?

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    2. Ozexpatriate

      Ozexpatriate

      Apparently the Gobbler's Knob Seer of seers was "feisty", and saw his own shadow.

    3. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Nuclear Winter

    4. DavidLong

      DavidLong

      The chart on the Wiki currently has it as a draw. 8 for winter and 8 for spring. About as decisive as a British weather forecast.

  24. Claude_Dreyfus

    Oh dear. The annual sock audit and related Konmari of the sock drawer, has revealed that I need to go sock shopping this lunchtime.

    1. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Had to look up Konmari. Sounds a bit obsessive!

    2. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Yes, very. Perhaps it should be 'Konmari lite'... Perhaps asking if socks 'bring you joy' is asking a bit much of such a humble garment.

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Comfy socks bring me joy :-)

  25. Claude_Dreyfus

    Full Southern timetable today. Hooray! First London Bridge train cancelled at Gatwick, second only 8 coaches instead of 12 and this evening's train will only stop at 4 out of 14 stations due to a camera fault. Just like old times!

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      The more it changes, the more it stays the same....

    2. BoD

      BoD

      Time to break out the strategic reserve.

    3. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      I think the strategic reserve consists of our missing class 377s. They must be somewhere!

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