Worsdell forever

Now that's a good pint...

Aye, it is that, lad, Ah's onny got yan on em tho...

nnn just darn't rood from me

Depends on whether you set off 4 hours early...

Left Edinburgh on time, should have been diverted via Carlisle so engineering work North of Newcastle cancelled so straight through, darlo 2 hours earlier than expected.

Reminds me of 20 years ago - when track works being cancelled, when I was on a train due to be diverted, ended up costing me money!

I've lived in Cwmbran (in S Wales, a few miles from the GW main line). At the time, I was commuting daily to Oxford - so the usual routes with my season ticket involved changing at Didcot (Newport - Bristol Parkway / Bristol Temple Meads / Gloucester - Swindon - Didcot) (Hereford - Worcester was an alternative, but took an hour or two longer).

Track works were planned around Swindon - so train booked to go via "Berks and Hants" - during diversions like this, season ticket validity would be extended to allow travel via Reading - so, if I wanted to visit London, I'd only need to buy a ticket from Reading, instead of all the way from Didcot.

Track works being cancelled meant a slight change of plans / fare ... !

Tam the Shunter? Is this the latest TTTE character?

There's a need for inclusivity, and the Scots have been complaining that no-one south of the border pays any attention to them. Measures need to be taken!

Would those measures be pints - or sixths of a gill?

As for our friend "Tam", you could almost imagine some preservation line getting hold of a class 09 - fitting nameplates to it - and hooking it up to a driving trailer.

Well, they've got to make up for income lost to all those Corona lockdowns - better still if they can also get the nippers "trained" ... .

It's not the one that's outside 'making a phone call'...

Maybe there is also a Mr Nasty 'No Mod' somewhere that comes out to attack trolls and such like.

@Worsdell forever - AY Mod talks Anglo Saxon through gritted teeth.

It's the war just the war!!!

I Sea, it's a bit Cruel

Very clever 60159

Indeed, but is it Art?

have you tried no more nails??

Naaah..... staple gun - works a treat for me!

you've got crack on your washing line. I thought it came in rocks not lines? Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.

Straw towels and a camel for a washing line. By eck, there's nowt as strange as folk lad.

At least it wasn't an elephant, they come in pints

I suppose the worry is that if you do, the sheep might end up painting you!

Ah, that most dangerous of animals - the clever sheep...

Maltesers ?

No, Caramac I think.

Last Rolo ?

It must have been that Porcy.

Macavity's not there.

I'd be checking the other bins too.

Karma!!

Beautiful

Many dog the police I think they do a sterling effort. I like to see justice done there's far to much crime which is gotten away with.

That's the interesting thing about sausages, they rarely lose their temper

Too thick skinned...

LOL

I knew this train from Attleborough to Norwich was taking a long time

Think you're well and truly lost Beast...

Bing Bong !

Sensible posts on Rmweb, I must be on the wrong website!

Must try harder

Sorry sir

Don't worry, everyone thought you were joking...

Happy Birthday, your just a Spring Chicken wait until the big 4 0 !

That's the one after next...

I can confirm, I've heard you creak!!

More than the trains were around Brum this morning, apparently. Loads of my students were complaining.

running faster, it'll soon catch Usain Bolt...

Aah but it does show what a lovely sunny day we had!!!!!!

Among other things!

and there was more of the above while walking back to the station!

Looks a nice place to visit - shame the weather wasn't like today's in Sussex.

We've had baking hot sun and torrential downpours.

Is that near East Roding?

Upper Roding actually...

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom!

Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave...

Is that The Galaxy Song?

But only one is important!

Temporary traffic lights on Samuel Street.

How long before the utilities come and dig it all up again?

Oh deer! Was it a Jane Doe?

Ouch! that was deer...

Photos of layouts, not faces you'll be glad to hear

Who are you calling old? :-)

What 'appened to the stick with the 'orse's 'ead 'andle?

He poked it in Wallace's ear!