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Status Updates posted by Satan's Goldfish
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I have an opinion, therfore everyone else is wrong and if it's not being done my way then i'm going to keep stamping my feet until it is. (or, how i currently percieve politics, certain threads, and modern life to be in general these days )
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The morning after losing a day to a migraine; I think my body is telling me to stop moving furniture now.
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I learnt something last night; my wife would beat up Kylie Minogue if she tried to poach me. I should be so lucky.
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Having to wear a long sleaved shirt and tie today at work. Feel like i'm being strangled. How do you cope those that have to do this every day?!
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Hmmmm, a thread with no replies, a user with only 1 post, and it's been locked! There's got to be a back story there to wallow in someone else's misery.
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The dog is having left-over Korma for dinner again...... GAS GAS GAS!!!
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Chap on phone: 'You ordered 5 sheets of the white on red, sorry but we only have 1 in stock.' Me: 'do you have any sheets of the red on white?' (which is essentially the same). Chap: 'yes we've got loads of those...'
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Snow has started again and supposed to be quite a bit overnight. So I've taken some pre-emptive action; 16ft LGB straight with power clips layed ready for the morning.
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I've discovered something this last couple of days; I have a defective husky, she does not like the snow.
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If your bogie design involves 16 bolts to hold it together, I feel It's best built without little ears around...
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When my missus found out I worked in tech support she really got turned on. Then off. And then on again.
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Apparently, buying a new Tumble Dryer does not constitute as Mrs SG's Valentine's day gift. Fussy!
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Ah Coyote Ugly is on later. The film that spreads the message that anything is possible as long as your willing to strip and dance first.
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If you are in Santa's grotto and fart, the resulting smell causes Santa to start gagging. Does that mean you are on the naughty list? ..... asking for a friend...
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Is it acceptable to buy from gostude on eBay if you never admit you did it on here?.... asking for a friend...
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Good news! I finally can confirm it was the dogs bone that was creating the bad smell outside the back door. Bad news, she's brought it into the living room...
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Gave the dog some left over Korma with her dinner. This smells like a mistake...
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Ssshhhhhh, don't tell the wife......
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Rusty Nissan update! MOT passed, but apparently as well as not needing a working fuel gauge to pass, it also didn't need a working Speedo... Sounds like the boyracer
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Come off facebook so need somewhere else to share news nobody really cares about..... so, new ABS pump for the rusty Nissan delivered to my mechanic today :-)
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Rusty Nissan update! Reached its first mot in over a decade yesterday :-) and failed :-( but only because the ABS pump exploded mid test, other than that it was fine!
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Lol, Mrs SG asked me to start writing a list of anything I might like for Christmas. She's regretting that now. I'm gonna need a second sheet of paper...
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I have a method where i circle bits in a magazine of various price ranges and then leave it in the 'reading room' (the one with the porcelain seat). This birthday the system produced a s class 85. Fathers day produced a BG etc etc. I do still have to resort to more direct methods sometimes. I had to repeat 'Little Barford' several times before she got the message.