RMweb Premium St Enodoc Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 27, 2021 1 hour ago, AY Mod said: We can keep it to two tables Table 1 - Side crimped + Jam first* Table 2 - Rest of the World *I'm with you lot. Table 1 - as above. Table 2 - there is NO table 2. The rest of the world can go without. 1 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators AY Mod Posted October 27, 2021 Moderators Share Posted October 27, 2021 10 minutes ago, Graham_Muz said: Depending on whom may or may not be assisting with / twisting arms / cajoling / generally nagging you to purchase drinks and hearty snacks etc. it would be cream first (despite whatever any boss might say...) ! If someone else is making it I shall not argue. 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted October 27, 2021 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted October 27, 2021 (edited) An interesting set of factions appearing, given that the pasties to be consumed are not of Cornish origin, and the event itself is not being held in either Cornwall or Devon. Edited October 27, 2021 by Stubby47 1 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Graham_Muz Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 27, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, AY Mod said: If someone else is making it I shall not argue. I did resist temptation to simply say "get what you are given, as it will be the 'correct' way" or "if you want jam on the bottom, then turn it upside-down" Edited October 27, 2021 by Graham_Muz 1 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodenhead Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stubby47 said: An interesting set of factions appearing, given that the pasties to be consumed are not of Cornish origin, and the event itself is not being held in either Cornwall or Devon. So should we expect Porlock Bay Oysters and lots of cider. 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 27, 2021 1 minute ago, woodenhead said: So should we expect Porlock Bay Oysters and lots of cider. I should hope so, well the later at the very least, which is most definitely 10 of your 5-a-day. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators AY Mod Posted October 27, 2021 Moderators Share Posted October 27, 2021 7 minutes ago, Stubby47 said: An interesting set of factions appearing, given that the pasties to be consumed are not of Cornish origin, and the event itself is not being held in either Cornwall or Devon. Everything past Gordano services is holiday territory. 1 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Gwiwer Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 27, 2021 10 minutes ago, Graham_Muz said: if you want jam on the bottom there is a name for people of that persuasion which I dare not utter here. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 27, 2021 20 minutes ago, AY Mod said: Everything past Gordano services is holiday territory. Everything past Royal Oak station is Bandit Country. So my mum told me. 3 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold slow8dirty Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 27, 2021 24 minutes ago, woodenhead said: So should we expect Porlock Bay Oysters and lots of cider. Not sure I'd want anything out of Porlock bay. BUT, Sheppy's is only a couple of miles from the hall, y,know jus for info like. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold slow8dirty Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 27, 2021 23 minutes ago, AY Mod said: Everything past Gordano services is holiday territory. 2 minutes ago, Clive Mortimore said: Everything past Royal Oak station is Bandit Country. So my mum told me. Coming from a long line of bandits, I can tell you, it's no holiday living here 1 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dunsignalling Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 27, 2021 A friend of mine from Weymouth always reckoned anywhere east of Sturminster Newton was abroad! John 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Gilbert Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 27, 2021 41 minutes ago, AY Mod said: Everything past Gordano services is holiday territory. If you like a holiday picnic in a very large traffic jam.... 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham456 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 3 hours ago, rab said: In that case you'll need three tables: One for pasties One for scones - jam first One for scones - cream first No No No please remember Staplegrove is in SOMERSET we do not need to cater for Devonian or Cornish people who get all in a twist about wether their crimp goes around or over, Just don't put peas in my pasty like the bakers in Williton do YUCK ! YUCK ! YUCK ! jam or cream first ? Don't care! Just put another scone on top sandwich style so you can turn it over if. Your fussy! 3 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Gwiwer Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 27, 2021 (edited) Anywhere east of Hayle 98A Trelowarren Street Camborne is filled with furriners Bandits start at Truro Edited October 27, 2021 by Gwiwer 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 27, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Gwiwer said: Anywhere east of Hayle 98A Trelowarren Street Camborne is filled with furriners Bandits start at Truro You have it all wrong. See living in the middle of nowhere Lincolnshire any place west of the Trent is abroad. As for crossing the Humber in the north it is worse than just abroad it is another continent. All this rubbish about scones, jam and cream. If it is served with the jam or cream on top and you like it the other way, turn the scone over, sorted. And as for pasties being crimped on their side or top, flip through 90 degrees, job done. But remember never ever eat the sweet end of a Bedfordshire Clagger first that is a definite NO NO. Edited October 27, 2021 by Clive Mortimore 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Ramblin Rich Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 27, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Clive Mortimore said: You have it all wrong. See living in the middle of nowhere Lincolnshire any place west of the Trent is abroad. As for crossing the Humber in the north it is worse than just abroad it is another continent. All this rubbish about scones, jam and cream. If it is served with the jam or cream on top and you like it the other way, turn the scone over, sorted. And as for pasties being crimped on their side or top, flip through 90 degrees, job done. But remember never ever eat the sweet end of a Bedfordshire Clagger first that is a definite NO NO. Yes but, no but .... That's implying that the scone has a layer of cream, then a layer of jam (or vice versa) then the top half. So it can be inverted. WRONG! Each half needs its own layer of cream and jam, to maximise the amount of cream and jam in use Edited October 27, 2021 by Ramblin Rich stupid spellcheck 4 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Gwiwer Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 27, 2021 27 minutes ago, Clive Mortimore said: never ever eat the sweet end of a Bedfordshire Clagger I'm not sure I'd want to eat any end of something bearing that name! It sounds like something which would require a swift change of bed sheets 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Gwiwer said: I'm not sure I'd want to eat any end of something bearing that name! It sounds like something which would require a swift change of bed sheets You must have had a sheltered life not to have had a clagger. They are like a pasty at one end, meat and veg and the other end a jam or apple turn over. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzer models Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 5 hours ago, Graham_Muz said: Depending on whom may or may not be assisting with / twisting arms / cajoling / generally nagging you to purchase drinks and hearty snacks etc. it would be cream first (despite whatever any boss might say...) ! Miss LMS will help 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Gwiwer Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Clive Mortimore said: You must have had a sheltered life not to have had a clagger. They are like a pasty at one end, meat and veg and the other end a jam or apple turn over. Known as a tiddy-oggy farther west. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Tim Dubya Posted October 27, 2021 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 27, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Clive Mortimore said: You have it all wrong. See living in the middle of nowhere Lincolnshire any place west of the Trent is abroad. As for crossing the Humber in the north it is worse than just abroad it is another continent. All this rubbish about scones, jam and cream. If it is served with the jam or cream on top and you like it the other way, turn the scone over, sorted. And as for pasties being crimped on their side or top, flip through 90 degrees, job done. But remember never ever eat the sweet end of a Bedfordshire Clagger first that is a definite NO NO. If I've got this right Clive, what you're saying is along the lines of... Eating is cheating? Edited October 27, 2021 by Tim Dubya A book from that Castens bloke 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullie Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 6 hours ago, Dunsignalling said: A friend of mine from Weymouth always reckoned anywhere east of Sturminster Newton was abroad! John And anywhere north of Portland is in England, I need my passport every day for work in Weymouth! 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators AY Mod Posted October 27, 2021 Moderators Share Posted October 27, 2021 4 hours ago, Clive Mortimore said: See living in the middle of nowhere Lincolnshire any place west of the Trent is abroad Based on journey times I cannot argue. 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators AY Mod Posted October 27, 2021 Moderators Share Posted October 27, 2021 27 minutes ago, mullie said: And anywhere north of Portland is in England, I need my passport every day for work in Weymouth! Have you got Barbary Apes there too? 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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