RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted October 22, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 22, 2017 Where am I parked ? http://www.flixxy.com/where-did-i-leave-my-donkey.htm 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 G'day All 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BG John Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Pinched from Facebook: The perils of Very Wrong Punctuation: Version 1 ....Dear Mother,In law, there is nothing to make me say thank you, but the quality of your gifts compels me at least to write to tell you how I feel. Thank you so much for the presents! I was expecting nothing more than a token yet, again, you have exceeded even your own incredible standards.It was a shame you had to stay here for such a short time! I thought I might have coped, but it was unbearable seeing you leave..... The relief was immense when I heard we might see you again soon.I wanted to end it all by saying goodbye now. I hope I will not have to say it to you again, for a long time.If you have the opportunity to spend Christmas elsewhere next year, please do not.Much love,MatthewVery perilous wrong punctuation: version 2Dear Mother-in-Law,There is nothing to make me say thank you, but the quality of your gifts compels me at least to write to tell you how I feel. Thank you? So much for the presents I was expecting ! Nothing more than a token, yet again! You have exceeded even your own incredible standards.It was a shame you had to stay here. For such a short time, I thought I might have coped, but it was unbearable. Seeing you leave, the relief was immense.When I heard we might see you again soon, I wanted to end it all. By saying goodbye now, I hope I will not have to say it to you again for a long time.If you have the opportunity to spend Christmas elsewhere next year, please do.Not much loveMatthew 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwealleans Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 In similar vein, the Hartlepool Mail previewing last weekend's show:The exhibition space is disabled friendly food is available. Just pause slightly after 'disabled' and the meaning changes entirely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 In similar vein, the Hartlepool Mail previewing last weekend's show: The exhibition space is disabled friendly food is available. Just pause slightly after 'disabled' and the meaning changes entirely. What constitutes friendly food? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium TheQ Posted October 23, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 23, 2017 What constitutes friendly food? and what's disabled, about the friendly food? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SHMD Posted October 23, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 23, 2017 What constitutes friendly food? ...only about half of what's available in Romania... Kev. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium TheQ Posted October 23, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 23, 2017 Sadly that's not the list of questions, nor what I had to fill in, when occasionally manning a desk where such calls were received. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Metr0Land Posted October 23, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 23, 2017 What constitutes friendly food? In Hartlepool isn't it where guacamole replaces mushy peas? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 In Hartlepool isn't it where guacamole replaces mushy peas? Shouldn't that be "whack-a-mole"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortliner Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 PH#12.jpg Oh Lordy! - the number of those I wish I could have sent out in my time pre-retirement! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Two_sugars Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 The only good thing to come out of Hartlepool is the A1086 . . But they do put on a cracking model railway show every year. The Hartlepool Mail? . . I wouldn't even hang it on me netty door! John 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted October 23, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 23, 2017 data.jpg I've just waited a good few seconds for the rest of the photo to load before I saw the punchline. D'oh. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwealleans Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Saw this one yesterday as well. Still working at his age - you wouldn't think he needs the money. But then we all need shopfitters.... A HAMPSHIRE pharmacy was reopened following a major refurbishment by TV personality Dickie Davis. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/15608761.TV_star_Dickie_Davis_cuts_ribbon_on_Hampshire_pharmacy/ 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 G'Day All Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Horsetan Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium TheQ Posted October 26, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2017 You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! I do hope the thieves were nice and close..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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