BG John Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 See post 4568... That won't get it pregnant... Wot he said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted July 26, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 26, 2016 This does raise the possibility that Schrödinger was indeed referring to the one often let out of the bag; the one that requires more space than a small room offers. In this case it is only functioning as a 'cat' at the point of impact. During the 'withdraw' and 'strike' cycles, it is merely multiple strands of leather (or whatever) in the form of a fan and my be interpreted for other purposes at that point... (...said my wife, in a playful frame of mind...) The 'cat o'nine tails'... Your wife is too clever for you! Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 All this philosophy is making my brain hurt, so let us close with the immortal.... “To be is to do”—Socrates. “To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre. “Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra (model railway enthusiast). Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 .......................and that's Bruce, he's in charge of the sheep dip! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 That won't get it pregnant... Ah, but how do we know it's pregnant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold teaky Posted July 26, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) Ah, but how do we know it's pregnant? Well the cat has been very emotional recently and has developed a liking for pickles and ice cream. Edited July 26, 2016 by teaky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Well the cat has been very emotional recently and has developed a liking for pickles and ice cream. But wasn't Pickles a famous dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG John Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) But wasn't Pickles a famous dog? Edited July 26, 2016 by BG John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Yes, never underestimate a cat. Our cat Treacle, then less than one year, fancies snacking on Poppy, our whippet. That swishing tail indicated something was about to kick off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted July 26, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 26, 2016 Mention of cats and whippets in the above post reminded me of the dyslexic Yorkshireman who went out wearing a cat flap. Andi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
108 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 And then there was the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lay awake at night, wondering if there really was a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidBird Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 If she can get it, surely we can... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNTMYNj2Ulk Penny - on Schroedinger's cat "There's this cat in a box and until you open it, it is either dead or alive or both. Although back in Nebraska, our cat got stuck in my brother's camp trunk and we did not need to open it to know there was a dead cat in there." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted July 26, 2016 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted July 26, 2016 And then there was the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidBird Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 "Um, Dr. Schrodinger? I opened the box, and, well… we may have a problem" (Stolen, as was my previous effort, from https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-best-Schr%C3%B6dingers-Cat-joke) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG John Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 What happens if you have an infinite number of cats? http://www.infinitecat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidBird Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 McDonalds is obviously into quantum physics as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted July 27, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 27, 2016 TELEPHONE POLES The telephone company needed to hire two more telephone pole installers and the choice came down to two from Poland and two Irish men. So the boss met both teams and said “Here’s what we’ll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most poles gets the job.” Both teams headed right out. At the end of the shift, when the two Polish guys reported back, the boss asked them how many they had installed. They said it was tough going but they had put in twelve. Forty five minutes later, Paddy & Mick came back in, totally exhausted. “Well, how many poles did you guys install?” said the boss. Mick wiped his brow and sighed, “Paddy & me, we got three in.” The boss gasped, “Three? Those two Polish blokes put in twelve!” “Yeah,” said Mick, “But did ya see how much they left sticking out of the ground.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andytrains Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 A bit of Police Brutality. Never hurt anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EHertsGER Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 All this philosophy is making my brain hurt, so let us close with the immortal.... “To be is to do”—Socrates. “To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre. “Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra (model railway enthusiast). Jim "Do do de do do, de do do, de do do, manah, manah" Kermit the frog (apologies: Kermit the member of the European Union) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EHertsGER Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 McDonalds is obviously into quantum physics as well Yogi Berra was here... (You may need to look this up...) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamiel Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 (edited) A couple of make dogs are sat next to each other at the vets, one turns to the other. ‘What are you here for?’ ‘Well we kept going down the park and my boss would throw this stick away, so every time I would go and get it back for him, but he would just throw it away again, so finally I had enough, and I bit him in the neck.’ ‘Wow, the big chop then?’ ‘Afraid so, how about you?’ ‘I was sat in the kitchen and my mistress kept bending down to the draws, and I thought, you know she has a nice bottom. So the next time she did it, I bit her knickers off, jumped on her back, and gave her one.’ ‘Blooming heck. Big chop for you as well then?’ ‘No, claws clipping.’ Edited July 29, 2016 by Jamiel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted July 29, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 29, 2016 "Do do de do do, de do do, de do do, manah, manah" Kermit the frog (apologies: Kermit the member of the European Union) You've just been listening to Simon Mayo on Radio 2.... (or just lucky timing that you've mentioned that track as it's always played on his Friday teatime request show as the second item about 4.10pm.............) Cheers, Mick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted July 29, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 29, 2016 Does a forthright engine driver call a spad a spad? Mike. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJS1977 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Panoramal - Bring haunted by documentary-makers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted July 30, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 30, 2016 Alternatively; Panorama. Daughter sat between mum and dad enjoying the view. Mike. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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