peanuts Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 diahoria is apparently hereditery and runs in the family so its in your genes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 96701 Posted August 29, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 29, 2016 diahoria diarrhoea is apparently hereditery and runs in the family so its it's in your genes There ya go.......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted August 29, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 29, 2016 Noses run in our family. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 I was going to post a joke about how controlling my Wife is, but she won't let me!!.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted August 29, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 29, 2016 Noses run in our family. If your nose runs and your feet smell you've been built upside down. Mike. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Noses run in our family. A bit like wooden legs in ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebottle Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 If your nose runs and your feet smell you've been built upside down. Mike. Ohh, that takes me back at least sixty years... can't remember, though, if it was on The Dandy or The Beano jokes page... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted August 30, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 30, 2016 Ohh, that takes me back at least sixty years... can't remember, though, if it was on The Dandy or The Beano jokes page... Definitely a case of the old ones AREN'T the best ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted August 30, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted August 30, 2016 Ohh, that takes me back at least sixty years... can't remember, though, if it was on The Dandy or The Beano jokes page... I got it from the Dead Sea Scrolls. Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 (edited) I got it from the Dead Sea Scrolls. Mike. Which HAS to lead us to... Ernie - "Have you got the Scrolls"... Eric - "No, I always walk like this" What do you thing if the show so far.....RUBBISH Edited August 30, 2016 by luckymucklebackit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted August 31, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted August 31, 2016 A woman was on the way to winning $1,000,000 on a gameshow, but her final question was suspended for the next night. Her husband sneaked into the studio and found the question and answer. He raced home and told his wife , "Your question is: 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy'. and the answer is 'The head, heart and p*nis.' The woman thinks about this throughout the night, but keeps forgetting the answer. Her husband keeps reminding her, "The head, heart and p*nis." Come the game show she has forgotten again, and Eddie Maguire asks, "For $1,000,000, what are the three main parts of the male anatomy? You have ten seconds." "Um... The head." "Good. Eight seconds." "Um... The heart.." "That's right. Five seconds." "Oh... Um... Damn. My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning..." "That's close enough! You've won $1,000,000!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptic Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 I think the word you need, to put it mildly, is 'Disarray'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Ah, the rather wonderful Hitler Parodies. They probably aren't anywhere near as funny if you can actually understand shouted German. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sasquatch Posted September 2, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 2, 2016 This bloke is standing at the bus stop when he's joined by a Border collie. "Blimey" says the bloke amazed at the dogs behavior. "I've never seen a dog catch a bus by it's self before". "Well take a good look mate" replies the animal "The boss will be back tomorrow and I'll get a lift to work in the Landrover". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromptonnut Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 I give my pet chicken whiskey. He lays scotch eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG John Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 I give my pet chicken whiskey. He lays scotch eggs. Is that why Scotsmen wear kilts and are reluctant to show what's under their sporran? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Davis Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 I give my pet chicken whiskey. He lays scotch eggs. Fowl joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted September 3, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 3, 2016 I stole my chicken She lays poached eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 I give my pet chicken whiskey. He lays scotch eggs. It's not for chickens - it's mine I tell you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebottle Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 I give my pet chicken whiskey. He lays scotch eggs. Sack the chicken sexer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugd1022 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 " give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day " " teach a man to fish and he will sit on a cold wet canal bank and drink beer " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EHertsGER Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 It's not for chickens - it's mine I tell you!! In this house one follows the other: a singed/bashed/sliced finger/melted casting/collapsed assembly; a lower deck expression; a soothing dram...one famous 'grouse' after another... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EHertsGER Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Is that why Scotsmen wear kilts and are reluctant to show what's under their sporran? There is nothing worn under the kilt; it all works perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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