Hroth Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Thats ok, I'd hate to think that those examples could be considered "clever"... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 What a day to be addicted to sandwiches. I'll have to go cold turkey today! 1 8 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 How does a snowman get to work? By icicle......... 1 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 "y, i"... must be a Northern joke. Julian 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lapford34102 Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 15 minutes ago, leopardml2341 said: That Sir required far too much thinking about for Boxing Day.........................! Stu 1 1 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Hroth said: I got some more cracker jokes yesterday. When I can find them.... ... please chuck them in the bin. 3 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osgood Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 6 hours ago, KeithMacdonald said: Nor wood it stop some pedants complaining about the grammer and the spelling. Watt isnt what we wrote and the apostrophes' been put in the wrong plaice. Beavers do that. Nor wood that is - I've never known a beaver to complain. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Osgood said: Beavers do that. Nor wood that is - I've never known a beaver to complain. But has it been stuffed? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osgood Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 I really want to post a cartoon - but it would surely be the last thing I ever posted on RMW..... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold ian Posted December 26, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Osgood said: Beavers do that. 27 minutes ago, jcm@gwr said: But has it been stuffed? In accordance with the rules it is now necessary to post this: 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted December 26, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 26, 2020 In medieval times, beavers were regarded by the Church as fish because they lived in water. Meant you could eat beaver on Fridays. Never eaten beaver myself, irrespective of day, so don't know what it tastes like. Wonder if it's anything like pussy. Not sure why, but I feel much better now I've got that off my chest... 3 1 2 8 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted December 26, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 26, 2020 You can tell who panic bought earlier this year. Yesterday you received Andrew and fusilli from them as presents. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talltim Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 (edited) On 22/12/2020 at 10:33, KeithMacdonald said: For the homesick, ex-pats, or those stuck in unfortunate places? Allegedly genuine. No doubt RMWeb inmates could suggest a few more special editions? https://www.mybaggage.com/shipping/air/ I want the HST brakes Edition Edited December 26, 2020 by Talltim 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andytrains Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Talltim said: I want the HST brakes Edition 1 hour ago, Talltim said: I want the HST brakes Edition Body Perfumes De Exhibitions, a La Stalepiss must be a number one! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 6 hours ago, F-UnitMad said: ... please chuck them in the bin. I've just got some more, I can't waste them..... 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 (edited) Ahem!! What athlete is warmest in winter? What do you call a broke santa? Answers (Highlight as before) 1. A long jumper! 2. It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS (must be one for our American cousins...) You do realise we've got until 12th Night before "Christmas Cracker Jokes" become extinct? Until next year... Edited December 26, 2020 by Hroth 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Welchester Posted December 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 27, 2020 16 hours ago, The Johnster said: In medieval times, beavers were regarded by the Church as fish because they lived in water. Meant you could eat beaver on Fridays. I knew that eating beaver was legit. on Fridays and in Lent, but was under the impression that it was because their scaly tails were fishlike. No illustration, because I lack the courage to google 'beaver tail'. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium petethemole Posted December 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, Welchester said: I knew that eating beaver was legit. on Fridays and in Lent, but was under the impression that it was because their scaly tails were fishlike. No illustration, because I lack the courage to google 'beaver tail'. You get a lot of Canadian pastries, plus actual beavers. 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinty3f Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 Confucius say, “Man who goes through airport turnstyle sideways, going to Bangcock.” 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium J. S. Bach Posted December 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Welchester said: ...snip... No illustration, because I lack the courage to google 'beaver tail'. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_Tail_(railcar) 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium petethemole Posted December 27, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 27, 2020 Confucius he say, "Woman who fly upside down bound to have crack-up". 1 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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