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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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21 minutes ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said:

I have heard tell that, when Scottish armies march to battle, they attempt to intimidate their enemies by dressing as womenfolk. What’s more, at the front marches one soldier so attired, strangling an octopus!

 

On D-Day, the skirted Octopus Strangler was lucky in that German snipers didn't shoot him because they thought he was insane!

 

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1 hour ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said:

I have heard tell that, when Scottish armies march to battle, they attempt to intimidate their enemies by dressing as womenfolk. What’s more, at the front marches one soldier so attired, strangling an octopus!

Such a shame the octopus always won.

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4 hours ago, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said:

I have heard tell that, when Scottish armies march to battle, they attempt to intimidate their enemies by dressing as womenfolk. What’s more, at the front marches one soldier so attired, strangling an octopus!

 

Aye, that's how the British Empire conquered so may places.

 

 

 

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15 minutes ago, tomparryharry said:

Negative earth is just the same, but the label is upside down.

 

I thought it had a black label with white wording.....

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