Steamport Southport Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 The Apocalypse? Never mind, it's not the end of the world. 2 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buhar Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 8 hours ago, Compound2632 said: Coronavirus: British horse racing set to continue behind closed doors You wouldn't think there would be enough room... .. though we have got one of those wind-along table-top sets. I'll be opening a book. If it's a four horse race, the clever money is going to be on Pestilence (although I believe he's actually the jockey). Alan 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Popular Post Colin_McLeod Posted March 16, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted March 16, 2020 I’ve been banned from one or two social media sites for using upper case all the time. I thought capital punishment had been abolished. 1 2 21 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium 5944 Posted March 16, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 16, 2020 I'm entering a patisserie competition in the morning.... I'm going in with all buns glazing. 1 1 9 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Brit15 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeithMacdonald Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 A review of a VERY rare Scottish army ration. Carbohydrate-rich to match the Scottish diet and protect against the harsh cold environment of war and Scotland in general. It appears to be made of all the key Scottish, Irish and Canadian food groups ... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 I thought Pot Noodles were Welsh not Scottish? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGuwAZDr6ic Jason 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme3300 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Yesterday's Melbourne 'Age' had a great laugh-out-loud cartoon by Michael Leunig putting the great toilet paper panic buying crisis into considerable perspective. Enjoy! Graeme 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 3 hours ago, graeme3300 said: Yesterday's Melbourne 'Age' had a great laugh-out-loud cartoon by Michael Leunig putting the great toilet paper panic buying crisis into considerable perspective. Enjoy! Graeme According to Chaucer, the neck of a {live} Swan is by far the most superior bum-wipe. There are several reasons for this, keep thinking and they will slowly reveal themselves to your mind. Julian 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted March 17, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, jcredfer said: keep thinking and they will slowly reveal themselves to your mind. I'd rather not, thanks. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold tomparryharry Posted March 17, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) On 15/03/2020 at 12:25, The Johnster said: On a roll, there, mate... Edited March 17, 2020 by tomparryharry deleted. Wrong context. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Popular Post newbryford Posted March 17, 2020 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2020 Just been in my local supermarket. Saw a guy there whose trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, soaps, everything that people need@this time..!! I called him a selfish pr!ck and gave him the run down about the elderly and mums etc who need these types of things. Told him he should be f@#$$&& ashamed of himself. He said: “That’s all good and well....but I work here, can I carry on filling the shelves now?” 1 1 23 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted March 17, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 17, 2020 21 hours ago, Buhar said: If it's a four horse race, the clever money is going to be on Pestilence (although I believe he's actually the jockey). Alan Death always wins. In the end... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Reorte Posted March 17, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 17, 2020 2 hours ago, The Johnster said: Death always wins. In the end... Only because Taxes hasn't got a horse yet. 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Didn't Taxes get all of Lester Piggott's horses? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted March 17, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 17, 2020 I am reminded that, according to Terry Pratchett, Death's horse is called Binkie. 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted March 17, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said: Didn't Taxes get all of Lester Piggott's horses? While Death got Shergar. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted March 17, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 17, 2020 17 minutes ago, KeithMacdonald said: Didn't Taxes get all of Lester Piggott's horses? And his knighthood. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-UnitMad Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Supermarkets apparently have run out of baked beans, & toilet roll. Is it just me, or isn't there an obvious connection between the two which doesn't involve any virus at all..?? 3 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gibbo675 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 49 minutes ago, PhilJ W said: Hi Phil, It's almost an anagram of IZAL ! Gibbo. 2 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamiel Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Premium Popular Post PhilJ W Posted March 17, 2020 RMweb Premium Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2020 FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said "I am a dominator!!" Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done! She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!!" Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey!! 3 27 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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