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Actual signs at the Climax scaffolding depot  alongside Broad Green railway station. Liverpool

 

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Only scousers will understand this though ----

 

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(Edge Hill was a red light district !!)

 

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In Cardiff, we called it ‘getting off at Barry Town’, as in not going all the way, to Barry Island.   If you really knew what you were doing, you found a girl that went through the tunnel to Barry Pier!

 

Never got past Grangetown myself...

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16 minutes ago, The Johnster said:

In Cardiff, we called it ‘getting off at Barry Town’, as in not going all the way, to Barry Island.   If you really knew what you were doing, you found a girl that went through the tunnel to Barry Pier!

 

Never got past Grangetown myself...

 

So that is why Dai used to get so many visitors!

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3 hours ago, APOLLO said:

Actual signs at the Climax scaffolding depot  alongside Broad Green railway station. Liverpool

 

image.png.4d3220391f55a0eedeaab9cd72ab7d03.png

 

Only scousers will understand this though ----

 

D1psaaVWkAExxHI.jpg

 

C5_OyaYWAAAK9Bl.jpg

 

(Edge Hill was a red light district !!)

 

Brit15

 

Researching the meaning, I found the Echo's website.

 

After the explaining article, there was an ad with a woman's hand, with a large amount of cream in her palm!

 

Hair shampoo of course, not what your dirty minds were thinking!  CEL Shampoo, allegedly for thinning hair - yeah, right.

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3 hours ago, APOLLO said:

Actual signs at the Climax scaffolding depot  alongside Broad Green railway station. Liverpool

 

image.png.4d3220391f55a0eedeaab9cd72ab7d03.png

 

Only scousers will understand this though ----

 

D1psaaVWkAExxHI.jpg

 

C5_OyaYWAAAK9Bl.jpg

 

(Edge Hill was a red light district !!)

 

Brit15

 

 

Real reason for "getting off at Edge Hill" was it was quicker to get off at Edge Hill and use a taxi or bus rather than wait for the train to be lowered into the station at Lime Street by rope which took a long time.

 

The passengers were asked whether they were getting off or carrying on. Then it become a music hall joke. Nothing nefarious such as red light districts in Edge Hill, it would have been quite well healed at that point as all the ship owners and merchants lived there before they all moved to the suburbs.

 

All the dodgy places were by the docks.

 

 

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On 10/07/2020 at 17:50, KeithMacdonald said:

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Been on lockdown gardening duties for the last three months. Getting desperate, and I'd promised M'Lady we'd get some supplies. Then we heard that the pub in the next village (five miles away) is reopening, but it is a Fancy Dress event.  Someone said we better not drive, let's walk there. So we did, but then we got lost. So we were very hot, tired and thirsty by the time we got there.

 

But it was probably the best lager in the village.

 

 

 

Fun fact about that scene. That was real beer as nothing else looked real enough on film. That was the 14th take and John Mills was actually quite drunk.

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6 hours ago, Baby Deltic said:

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Hi Lloyd,

 

What I find most funny about this one is that it could well be almost universally used upon RMweb, certain threads more especially so than others that I have perused !

 

Gibbo.

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10 hours ago, Baby Deltic said:

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Catholic guilt? Cats are Calvinists, it's well-known. Sure of their own election.

 

For the RCs among us, practicing or lapsed:

 

Examination of conscience in time of Covid
1. Have you knowingly stockpiled more toilet rolls than your normal supply?
2. Are you deliberately concealing all the stock of lemon curd in the district?
3. Have you shouted indignantly at a film on tv because the characters were less than 2 metres apart?
4. Have you coveted your neighbour’s facemask?
5. Have you ever taken less than 20 seconds to wash your hands? How many times?
6. Have you ever been distracted by adverts for other videos while attending Mass via Youtube?
7. Have you indulged in excessive consumption of chocolates and/or quarantinis?
8. Have you failed to remember what day of the week it is?
9. Have you succumbed to the temptation to check your emails/social media every hour of the waking day?
10. Have you ever uncharitably called someone a covidiot?
11. Have you flattened the curve? If so, what do you mean?
12. Have you been on Bournemouth beach on a busy day?
13. Have you actually completed those wonderful tasks you set yourself weeks ago? Really? Even the loft?

 

[With thanks to "Layman", who has clearly been frustrated beyond endurance by a lack of lemon curd in Tesco.]

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