RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted September 15, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted September 15, 2017 NO! NO! Someone clean that image from my brain! Aaaaaggghhhhhh!!! If you think that's bad then don't travel over here where so many much too large and often ancient blokes seem to think that everyone needs to see really horrible things flashing around whilst they waddle along the prom, fiddly om pom pom. Blo##y horrible. Imagine Warley with Speedos being dress of the day. Dear God; help us all. At least I have some shame. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Richard E Posted September 15, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 15, 2017 waddle along the prom, fiddly om pom pom. Surely that's what ducks do - waddle. Ergo pot, kettle, black Iam B Ingawkward Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgman Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 If you think that's bad then don't travel over here where so many much too large and often ancient blokes seem to think that everyone needs to see really horrible things flashing around whilst they waddle along the prom, fiddly om pom pom. Blo##y horrible. Imagine Warley with Speedos being dress of the day. Dear God; help us all. At least I have some shame. Lots of "fried and poached/frazzled eggs" to be seen on sunloungers in the Eastern Mediterranean this week. I must admit it made me want seconds G.Oggle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted September 15, 2017 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 15, 2017 Lots of "fried and poached/frazzled eggs" to be seen on sunloungers in the Eastern Mediterranean this week. I must admit it made me want seconds G.Oggle Ah, well. If you've seen one, you've seen 'em both! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 If you think that's bad then don't travel over here where so many much too large and often ancient blokes seem to think that everyone needs to see really horrible things flashing around whilst they waddle along the prom, fiddly om pom pom. Blo##y horrible. Imagine Warley with Speedos being dress of the day. Dear God; help us all. At least I have some shame. Dress code for Warley of one item of clothing or less... the mind boggles Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRUNFOS Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Ah, well. If you've seen one, you've seen 'em both! Definitely!!!!!! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwordsmith Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Definitely!!!!!! eggs.jpg I thought wiummin had given up on all that body sun thing due to interns about an everlasting need to buy gels and stuff to counteract the effects of sunbathing? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted September 15, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted September 15, 2017 I thought wiummin had given up on all that body sun thing due to interns ab. out an everlasting need to buy gels and stuff to counteract the effects of sunbathing? Suspicious gels eh? I prefer mechanical lubricators. I hear that it sin, t very nice weather in blighty. Tis bloody too hot for a duck here. Going to have to go in the pond in a mo. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgman Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 (edited) Suspicious gels eh? I prefer mechanical lubricators. I hear that it sin, t very nice weather in blighty. Tis bloody too hot for a duck here. Going to have to go in the pond in a mo.I tried twiddling several knobs in an attempt to stops sweating but in the end I gave up and went up above the pond on a parachute where the air was much cooler. Inna Flap Edited September 15, 2017 by bgman 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted September 15, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted September 15, 2017 (edited) Blimey, I'd wet myself doing that.@ that's not me and that was last week during a storm. this is what it looks like normally. Edited September 15, 2017 by Mallard60022 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted September 15, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted September 15, 2017 Apologies all as I am battling to get to grips with this phone with such a small screen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Richard E Posted September 15, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 15, 2017 Tis bloody too hot for a duck here. Going to have to go in the pond in a mo. Ah so - clispy flied duck Hu Flun Gdung Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted September 16, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted September 16, 2017 Good moaning. I am led to believe that u r all well and farting fit. So my dear friends, what I need is instructions as to what I Ned to get my arise in gear for Tuesday. For any arses, I am already home so don' t bother nicking anything as if I catch u I shall rip your testicles off and use them as dog bait. So what am I to do then? Wires need tangling, point motors need sorting and scenics need to be gathered ready for action. Philly. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted September 16, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted September 16, 2017 Did I really say that? I have just discovered the 'mobile' facility for doing this. Only taken 8 days!!!! A. Burke. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium St Enodoc Posted September 16, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 16, 2017 Good moaning. I am led to believe that u r all well and farting fit. So my dear friends, what I need is instructions as to what I Ned to get my arise in gear for Tuesday. For any arses, I am already home so don' t bother nicking anything as if I catch u I shall rip your testicles off and use them as dog bait. So what am I to do then? Wires need tangling, point motors need sorting and scenics need to be gathered ready for action. Philly. Point motors then wires old fruit. Get the bl00dy thing working before you start with all that arty-f@rty stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRUNFOS Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 (edited) Ah so - clispy flied duck Hu Flun Gdung I once had clispy flied duck in a restaurant, after I'd finished the waiter asked if I wanted the bill, why not, I said, I've eaten the rest of it. Whun hung low. Edited September 16, 2017 by GRUNFOS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium St Enodoc Posted September 16, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 16, 2017 I once had clispy flied duck in a restaurant, after I'd finished the waiter asked if I wanted the bill, why not, I said, I've eaten the rest of it. Whun hung low. I once read that WWII bomber crews' code when they were preparing for a mission was "Chinese chip shop" - flying tonight. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRUNFOS Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 (edited) It meant something else to the carry on team boar datwork Edited September 16, 2017 by GRUNFOS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted September 16, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted September 16, 2017 Silly billys (see what I did there? ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium St Enodoc Posted September 16, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 16, 2017 Silly billys (see what I did there? ) Following the theme of "My dog's got no nose", etc: "My duck's got no bill." "How does he pay?" "Through the nose." I thank you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted September 16, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted September 16, 2017 (edited) Doh! C. Cobber. Edited September 16, 2017 by Mallard60022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted September 16, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 16, 2017 Good moaning. I am led to believe that u r all well and farting fit. So my dear friends, what I need is instructions as to what I Ned to get my arise in gear for Tuesday. For any arses, I am already home so don' t bother nicking anything as if I catch u I shall rip your testicles off and use them as dog bait. So what am I to do then? Wires need tangling, point motors need sorting and scenics need to be gathered ready for action. Philly. Gus the gun dog says "Thanks for thinking of me, but sweaty human bits are not on my menu." Hugo the stupid dog says "Food!!!!!!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted September 16, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 16, 2017 Both say "Wire it up and test it before jamming it up with paint and ballast. Then do the other scenics" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted September 16, 2017 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted September 16, 2017 Both say "Wire it up and test it before jamming it up with paint and ballast. Then do the other scenics" Good advice that I really should remember. Just a couple of duff and dead areas to sort and then test to almost destruction. Phartypants. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
devonseasider Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Blimey, I'd wet myself doing that.20170911_185852.jpg@ that's not me and that was last week during a storm. 1505371809610.jpg this is what it looks like normally. Good afternoon Ducky. Pleased to hear you're still in the land of the living. Seems like you've been having similar weather to us. This was Seaton last Sunday afternoon. Looking east past Haven Cliff & on towards Lyme Regis and west towards Beer Head. Mind you, things got better during the week & these are similar views from Thursday afternoon. Distinct lack of totty on the beach this late in the year but I suppose you can't have everything! Not sure how much longer the cliff I was standing on for those pictures will be with us. From beneath it's starting to look distinctly crumbly. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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