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  1. If people keep positing the 'wrong thing' in the Status Update area then maybe there is something a little wrong with the set up between using the PM facility (confidential) and Status (open to public)? Once or twice maybe accidents. Several times a month is showing some sort of confusion as to the way to do things 'privately' ?  I ma not clever enough to understand Tech stuff but I can see a glitch.

     

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I don't know nuffink, 'Guv, it wasn't me, it was them ovvers.

       

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      I've just sent a private message to someone (no name, no packdrill).

       

      I think I've got away with it....   :crazy:

    4. john new

      john new

      Have made same mistake in the past so tend to agree it could be more obvious.

       



  2. An American gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burnt out.
    Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
    He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learnt all he could.
    When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
    When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
    Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?”
    “The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”
    After a pause, the instructor added,
    “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career”.
     

    1. truffy

      truffy

      Not dissimilar to the British gynaecologist who painted the hallway of his house through the letterbox.

  3. Hi , just saying "Hi" as I felt like it needed saying on here. Have a good evening. 

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Merci my friends. I was actually being a bit sarcastic as this place now seems to be a Private chat site!!!!!!

       

       

    3. ian
    4. truffy

      truffy

      @Mallard60022 yeah, it makes me want to shout "get a room!"

      But they have, they just don't use it.

  4. Thanks Andy and Co for bringing us back together. Missed you all.

    1. vaughan45

      vaughan45

       Until we meet again, good night, and I love you all!

  5. Status Quo.

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    2. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      What's this? Bands that were big during the last three day week?

    3. mike morley

      mike morley

      Many years ago, on the Piccadilly  Line on my way home from a gig at Hammersmith Odeon (Whitesnake, possiby) someone had dumped an issue of 'Sounds' on which had been scrawled "Status Quo have found the lost chord.  Now they have two to play"

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Quo didn't do too bad for a three chord band .........touring again next year. Miss Parfitt though.

  6. Grief, another sprog. 

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Sprog 2, I understand....  :whistle:

       

    2. Dungrange

      Dungrange

      I'm told they are good for programming your DCC decoders, but not sure why need more than one.

  7. I can't believe there ae still Covid deniers posting on SM and not getting deleted. How can people deny something that has been going on for almost two years?

     

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    2. DK123GWR

      DK123GWR

      Speaking from my experience a former Member of Youth Parliament (and hence somebody who has engaged in discussion about current affairs with all sorts of young people) I think many of 'the youth of today' would object, with justification, to being described as 'gullible and easily manipulated'. The people who unquestioningly believe whatever they see on TikTok would, in another generation, unquestioningly believe whatever they read in the column of a certain Ms. Hopkins.

       

      It's also worth bearing in mind that while at secondary school, people my age have been through:

      - The 2014 Scottish Independence Referendum

      - The 2015 General Election

      - The 2016 EU Referendum and US Presidential Election

      - The 2017 General Election

      - The 2019 General Election

      - The 2020 US Presidential Election

      With all of the fake news and dubious claims made around these votes, we've had more than enough practice assessing whether a story is credible or not. Thankfully, this is made easier because the UK has an impartial news broadcaster whose content is universally available. As long as the BBC is around in something like its current form, I think it will remain the go-to option for my generation to verify information about current affairs.

       

      The only young person I know who has ever expressed irrational concerns about the covid vaccine was influenced primarily by his grandfather's opinion. I'll allow you to make whatever you like of that information.

       

      A question for @truffy: When would your daughter have taken these first IT lessons? Back when I would have been in that situation (probably some time between 2007 and 2010) I don't think the idea of fake news spreading on social media was such a big concern. I only really remember this becoming a prominent topic of discussion from 2016 onwards (though of course this pushing into the earliest years of my political memory, as I am too young to recall the 2010 election). If she started school before then I doubt that they would have been teaching about fake news because we (as a society) didn't really recognise it as a threat at that point in the same way that we do now.

    3. truffy

      truffy

      @DK123GWR sixth year of elementary school, so ca. 2016, I guess. As for the BBC being "an impartial news broadcaster", I'm guessing that you've never questioned the veracity of their reporting, or the quality of their journalism. IMO, the BBC is riding on its past glories, which were indeed manifest. The current crop of reporters seem to limit themselves to reading Twitter and using zero critical faculties.

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Let's not start a debate about the BBC. It is well known the 'opinions' about  that provider of news and views is split depending on ones political outlook; no politics here please other than the  Corporation is mostly run by old, white, grey suited men and that says a lot sadly.

      For me the World Service gives me enough to see that much of this country is obsessed with celebrity, difference and performance by leadership of a standard unseen except at pantomime. It also demonstrates what other people actually think of 'us' these days. Quite worrying that last bit.

  8. I'm melting........

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      It IS rather warm...

    3. truffy

      truffy

      Field of Dreams.

       

      Good film!  :good:

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I need a huge fan₩y to keep me cool.

  9. Status is now P.M. on here. Discuss?

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    2. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      From Horrocksford?

    3. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Instant gratification

       

    4. truffy

      truffy

      Some people have no self control, or ability to think things through. 
       

      Beyond that, I’m with @Captain Kernow and the whelks. 

  10. Cracking services on LNER and GWR today.

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    2. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      Any truth in the rumour that Mallard & Sir Nigel are both outside with fires lit and someone has authorised repairs to Ellerman Lines

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      and all servicable GWR 4-6-0s have been requisitioned by the ROD...

       

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Actually I do remember when Tornado did a bit of public service some winters back, helping stranded Commuters in Kent when it snowed.  More seriously, it does show a fragility when all sets on the same route are the same design at the same time instead of long term introduction.

  11. I thought that I was the one that would get sent to the naughty step for pointing out that the  'Status' facility was for fun/daft/current news comments and not a dating service. Nope. So my status is intact (hopefully). 

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    2. Boris

      Boris

      It's my naughty stair and there's not enough room for social distancing, you get to sit in the umbrella stand

    3. beast66606

      beast66606

      You busy tonight ?

       

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Oh boo, I missed the chance beast.....next Spring maybe?

  12. Sad news about Bigwordsmith Quote from his FB Account "Hi everyone, this is Peter's daughter Gemma. I just wanted to inform everyone that Peter caught covid over Christmas, and after a short battle passed away on the 6th Jan"

    RIP Smiffy we will remember you buddy.

     

  13. Quite a few folk seem to have been 'off the scene' and possibly poorly? It would be great if anyone that is 'on the mend' and could do, might let us know by posting a Status update. Apologies if this offends anyone at this unpleasant time.

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    2. Barry Ten

      Barry Ten

      Similar boat to Huw. My mum passed away yesterday, also Covid positive (hospital acquired), although there was a serious underlying medical condition which was why she was receiving palliative care.

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      So sad Barry. Thank you for sharing that news. However I am glad you are OK buddy.

      P

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Huw, the Puter has deleted my original 'thank you' response. Again may I just say how sorry I am but very glad that you are well.

      P

  14. This is not really Christmas as so many would know it, however that does not prevent me from wishing everyone a safe and happy time tomorrow and should you be on your own, then please know that many are with you in spirit if not in person. Take care, be kind and may the next year coming be one that allows all to return to a better World.

    1. 30368

      30368

      Thanks Mallard much appreciated and I return the wishes to you and yours.

      We should never let events overwhelm us and always strive for a better world. Its up to us!

      As my old Dad use to say "don't let the b's get you down".

    2. vaughan45

      vaughan45

      Merry Christmas to all at Mallard towers

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I am willing to confirm and not deny that a Very Merry Christmas is most cordially wished to all Ducks, everywhere.

       

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Finally NHY 581 gets serious about a larger scale layout !

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Is the "Right Luggage" office out of shot on the other side of the wriggly tin roof?

       

    4. NHY 581
  16. With apologies to Johnny Nash:

    I can see clearly now the Virus is gone
    I can see all obstacles in my way
    Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
    It's gonna be a bright (bright)
    Bright (bright) sunshiny day
    It's gonna be a bright (bright)
    Bright (bright) sunshiny day.
    (Lyrics by Johnson/Cummings; score by Govemaster Soundbites and Hands Onc0ck Ltd.

  17. Do as I say, not as I do eh? Bye bye.

  18. I returned to work this morning, bursting with enthusiasm, only to be reminded that I had Retired in 2014.  Ah well, at least I tried.

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    2. Tim V

      Tim V

      Perhaps the enthusiasm was because you hadn't been there since 2014!

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Hroth, I wish Bojo would do everything I keep telling him to...……….:rtfm::diablo_mini::triniti:

    4. truffy

      truffy

      Even if it's physically and tautologically impossible?

  19. A4 at speed, south through Retford with whistle howling, in the dark and filthy rain.....wonderful sight.

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Sounds most atmospheric - like the cries of lost souls....

  20. 7mm Show at Donny....Rob Pulham's wife's painting of an 8F. Absolutely superb. The best loco painting I have ever seen.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Ya know ya wanna !

    2. Lord Flashheart

      Lord Flashheart

      Yes,it's superb

    1. SHMD

      SHMD

      They must have recorded lots of IP addresses for me with all my travelling!

    2. BoD

      BoD

      Makes a change from an email saying 'Hi, here is another one of those emails'

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Helpful thanks. And it's all in plain English which makes a nice change from some of the stuff emerging elsewhere.

  21. Just seen the Lancaster going over to the 'Dam'. What a wonderful sound.

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      The run was postponed yesterday due to strong wind conditions. bet it looked good today; will be on the news (local?) this evening I suspect.

    3. highpeakman

      highpeakman

      The Lancaster took a flight over Lincoln last week as I was about to go into Tesco. It flew overhead and then did several circuits of the City and I was amazed that only a couple of other people besides me stood to watch it, the rest carried on shopping as normal. Surely that sound alone gets your attention.

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I've seen people at Retford Station not even look up from their phones when a steam loco has thundered through with whistle howling.......no souls obviously.

  22. This may seem unusual but I am offended by people using Christ as an expletive.

  23. Should have watched the Liverpool game last night. Proper job footy from all accounts.

    1. bgman

      bgman

      Erm... If blokes wear footy shirts to watch the game on the tele do women dress as Ena Sharples to watch Corrie ? Discuss :-))

  24. How can I be efficient if I do not know what is going on?

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Health and Efficiency! Thats the ticket!

    3. 46444

      46444

      I never saw the email....

    4. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Neither did I......

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