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  1. This looks brilliant! - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-55661351

     

    (but I would say that, wouldn't I?!)

     

    1. St Enodoc

      St Enodoc

      You will, of course, have come across The Fisherman's Friends?

       

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisherman's_Friends

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Of course, thanks for the link though, they are excellent!

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      In times like these, viral videos are the last thing we need...    :jester:

       

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      But do the mice know about them?

       

    3. bgman

      bgman

      European cities have many artistic quirks which I have enjoyed over the years and this is just another to add to them.

      Sadly I wouldn't see that last long in this country which is a great pity as I am certain it would bring a smile to many peoples faces. Thank you CK.

    4. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      OMG, not only have we Covid to worry about, but there are now giant dogs pounding around Europe.

       

       

       

      ............Oh, my bad, it's a little building next to a little dog......

  2. 'Yes, Minister' comes true? - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55477424

    1. truffy

      truffy

      Rory Bremner has a fan?

    2. Clearwater

      Clearwater


      Or forecasting Nightingale Hospitals

       

       

       

  3. Chance of people 'doing the right thing?' - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-55474533

     

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    2. ian

      ian

      As the Welsh rules are that exercise should start and finish at home the Police should make them walk home.

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      They're having the same problem in New South Wales too...

       

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-55471235

       

    4. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      Ian - "It's a long walk back to England,... and it's that way!" 

       

  4. Chance of precipitation, 70%.

     

    1. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      It comes with age. 

    2. ian

      ian

      A good reason to have a bath.

    3. bgman

      bgman

      Fireball XL5

  5. I think I might indulge in some tuneless whistling.

     

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      From what part of your anatomy may that noise come from dear heart?

    3. Harlequin

      Harlequin

      An attempt to distract attention from a misdemeanour?

      (What have you done to the poor Walrus this time?)

       

    4. Jim49

      Jim49

      Is there any other type of whistling?

  6. I'm rather glad I didn't spend the afternoon in the bath, now.

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    2. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Shame as you missed the Sally Lunns - always worth grbbing if you are visting Bath

    3. truffy

      truffy

      At least you'll be a lot less wrinkly, Cap'n!

    4. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      I don't do bathing. It washes off my masculinity.

  7. I might have a fishcake for my tea tonight.

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    2. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      Tonight we have cauliflower madras. I kid you not. 

       

      I anticipate a blustery evening.........

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Hoist the t'gallants!

       

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      This is now beginning to sound like Nigellas new cookery show/book "Cook, Eat, Repeat..."

       

  8. I am looking forward to another herbal tea later.

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      Upton Snodsbury

    3. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Thanks for reminding me, chaps.

       

      That pack of red bush in the kitchen won't drink itself.

       

      Not a problem, you understand. I'll quite happily drink it myself.

       

      For a load of reasons, I've been getting rather stressed recently - this stuff should help.

    4. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Will it make it into the First Class Pannier Lounge though.

  9. Someone has just exploded what must have been £50 or more's worth of fireworks in about 30 seconds. Fireworks night = serious sense of humour failure here.

     

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    2. Ian Hargrave

      Ian Hargrave

      Same here. Why in a back garden ?

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Earlier in the evening we had some loons with 150 shot fire-and-forget fireworks, but its all gone quiet now.

       

      Thursday kicked off just after 4:30pm, and sounded more like a warzone by 6pm.....

       

       

       

    4. Crisis Rail

      Crisis Rail

      Half a Megaton loosed off up here over the weekend.

      Terriers going bonkers. 

  10. This is a bit more uplifting, in a way - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54780430

     

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    2. bgman

      bgman

      But.....is it still Art d'harling ?

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I have checked with Quentin and he says it is still Art.

       

      Darling.

       

    4. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      He's now having a whale of a time celebrating his good fortune.

  11. Why are we not surprised? - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-54776678

     

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Indeedy

       

       

       

       

       

  12. When attempting to send a letter to an address in Germany yesterday, I now find that instead of an 'EU destination' stamp, I now have to put three separate stamps on the envelope, to the total value of £1.45. Of course, there is no £1.45 stamp. You need one for £1.42, then one for 2p and (incredibly, they still exist) one for 1p.

    Is this some kind of Bre*it-related farce, I wonder?

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Don't get excited chaps.............104477072_288167482554986_5198752447038688583_n.jpg.a364e5de17430bb826db3ecb542dae2c.jpg.16b4a911d1824da7adca94f99bfad1cc.jpg

    3. 30368

      30368

      I can't see the lovely Plant Slaps?

    4. NHY 581
  13. A serious breakfast incident was recorded at Kernow Towers this morning, when a quantity of almond milk was discovered in the Captain's porridge.

     

    An investigation is now underway.

     

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      A sore point. Ever since the revolution, getting quality macaroons out of the Peoples Democratic Republic of Macadamia is very difficult.

       

      One is forced to choose the produce of the French Pacific protectorate of Quinoa.

       

    3. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      Quinoa, well known for it's rubber plantations just outside the capital city of Granola. 

    4. vaughan45
  14. I have established another fact.

     

    I don't like almond milk in my coffee.

     

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Using a Chicken & Mushroom pot noddle as a powdered milk substitute in coffee sounds interesting.  (I have never tried this myself) I shall up camp and retire to the kitchen.

       

      Having relieved myself in the kitchen I have to report some interesting results .

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Camp coffee is all the rage, trouble is it is outragaous and very very colourful.

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      The perfect drink for a Rio Carnival Queen.

  15. Vegetable soup.

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Green Onions?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bpS-cOBK6Q

       

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      I find these Green onions more tasty:

       

       

      This is how I work out when airbrushing  (and making soup)

    4. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      Who'd have thought it? I have to say the Gauge O Guild know how to party. 

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    2. AY Mod

      AY Mod

      Good old Beeb - still chuckling at the prospect of 250 potty-mouthed parrots - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-54340425

    3. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      "Albert struggled with the new leaf blower purchased for him by Mrs Prendergast"

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I had a real LOL moment, when I heard about the parrots!

  16. What about the Sugar Plum macaroon, that's what I want to know.

     

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    2. Tim V

      Tim V

      Perhaps you should get back to messing around with boats?

    3. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      Mange Tout, Mon Capitaine. 

       

      Une chance d'un macaron, mon vieux?

       

       

       

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      A sheep has now made tentative enquires about a macaroon.

       

  17. If the stupidity and selfishness of some people who don't take anti-coronavirus sufficiently seriously isn't enough, there's this - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-54217327

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    2. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      Or the people filing their teeth so get an asymmetrical smile on TikTok.

       

      It's odd that social media driven stupidity is so easy to replicate - one person does it and they all do it, but if the Government try and use social media to drive home the dangers of a virus it completely fails to hit the target.  It seems cretins only listen to other cretins, yet even cretins can tell a government cretin from other cretins.

       

      I see panic buying has returned to London and to fuel it the Daily Mail has posted images of bare shelves.  Lets hope this time the supermarkets don't cash in on the panic and actually enforce limited purchasing from the outset rather than wait till pensioners cannot get toilet paper for love nor money.

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Thanks for reminding me of the word 'cretin'. I shall use it at a suitable opportunity.

       

    4. Ian Hargrave

      Ian Hargrave

      Observations re: London make me smile.Apparently London during the Blitz made those who  lived there go slightly crazy and enact the similarly daft escapades that occurred on the M25. Crime levels were high and the Black Market thrived.

         
           As a nation it appears from our lofty,mainly senior heights,that this generation’s fiddling hysterically before doomsday....as scripted by Messrs,Vallance & Whitty this morning......in a last gigantic knees up before lockdown. 
      But I have the uncomfortable knowledge that it’s “our” generation that parented/grandparented this lot and maybe gave them their values? 
       

      I’ve just had a FaceTime call from my son who’s this morning returned to face his first group of students....all first years fresh to University in Newcastle....since March. He’s scared.

      18 students in a hall seemingly well prepared by staff for the current situation. For now in chairs.One difficulty with that though.....he lectures practically in Performing Arts.

          Like walking on eggshells.

       

  18. I've just been reminded that Milky Bar rhymes with 'ooh la la'.

    1. truffy

      truffy

      Milky Bar

      Touch a star

      One touch too far

      Ooh la la

    2. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      There is a very powerful word, rhymes with luck and cluck.....

      .......

      .......

      ......

      ......

      ......

      ......

      ......

      ......

       

       

      It's book of course, a very powerful medium for learning, if you thought I meant something else you need to wash between your ears.

    3. truffy

      truffy

      'Book' only rhymes with 'luck' and 'cluck' if you use poetic licence.

       

      I thought you were referring to 'muck'. Living in a farming community, I tell you it can be very powerful indeed. But at least I know I haven't got COVID!

  19. 'Fiercely intelligent'. What's that supposed to mean? I've always taken it as a phrase used by those with intellectual pretensions to mean someone who's a bit clever. 

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    2. Ian Hargrave
    3. truffy

      truffy

      It means that they don't realise that "fiercely" is an inappropriate adjective for intelligence. As you say, intellectual pretensions.

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      I can only guess that it might be a reference to some people being "sharp" - and quick to spot / point out things - especially perceived flaws in somebody else's reasoning.

       

      I could imagine some journalists (especially the political type), politicians and lawyers viewing something like this as a useful attribute.

       

      Of course, certain others might regard this as a threat.

       

      Some TV advertisers might also regard this as a threat - especially if certain viewers might be able to quickly "unpick" some of their carefully crafted adverts, then come up with subversive adaptations.

       

      I happen to know that some engineers are very skilled in this regard - and generally being quiet, easy going and mild mannered isn't a block to this. In all honesty, this might not come as too much of a surprise to some people - as, in a number of college engineering courses, people are taught to pick apart manufacturers' data sheets etc and design projects based on worst case assumptions.

       

      In other words, some people might regard "worst case design" as a form of calculated cynicism. "You might very well think that. I couldn't possibly comment."

  20. If it wasn't so warm, I'd be tempted to spend the afternoon in the bath.

     

    1. mike morley

      mike morley

      With a gin and tonic, all the way from Golgafrincham?

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Beware......

       

      sharpei.jpg.0a57fb7a8bf4c0e127ab30436378dda5.jpg

       

    3. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      I have spent a warm afternoon travelling on a train along a proper branchline....sat in coaches hauled by a loco. 

      20200807_110738-01.jpeg

    1. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      Well, having driven across five countries in the last couple of days, the country that is by far taking things  least seriously is Britain, based on what I have seen at first hand. 

      Every where else I've been sees masks being worn and social distancing adhered to, with politeness and tolerance being the order of the day. 

       

      Once again we lead the way.......

       

       

      Rob. 

    2. 30368

      30368

      I agree, we are top of so many Covid-19 league tables.

      Roll on January 1st!

    3. bgman

      bgman

      images.jpeg.d3a03489a30d663f196feff092f34c37.jpeg

       

      Yours

       

      Patrick McGoohan

  21. I would just like to make it clear that I don't often read magazine-like books on railway stations, unless it's in W H Smith.

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    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Diesel of the month? I'm not sure about that one.

       

      "Overhead electrics (sparks will fly - guaranteed)"? OK - perhaps not.

       

      Otherwise, I suspect that something hot and steamy might appeal more to a certain clientele ... .

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      What have I started? (head in hands).

       

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Sorry about that, Tim.

       

      That "dirty diesels" malarkey sounds seriously dodgy.

       

      I happily admit to liking Diesels and electrics - but I've always preferred them clean (and models in factory finish). Somehow, though, I suspect that a handful of models might be about to end up getting "chopped" ... .

  22. How many bookazines have you read on a train station?

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      61dkFyfKZEL.__AC_SY300_QL70_ML2_.jpg.d176cb4e19178c47eeed3f57dad65b14.jpg

      This is who says that!

       

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      An artists impression of a prime minister?  Benjamin Disrael perchance, comrade Duck?

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Whatever that picture's supposed to be of, it looks scary ... .

       

      Anyway, returning to the original question, I don't think I've seen too many bookazines about railway stations.

       

      Of course, that's not to say that some periodicals with history and "modeller friendly" scale drawings of railway buildings might not become popular with a certain clientele - I really have no way of knowing ... .

       

      Whatever the score, I'm sure I must have read some bookazines whilst waiting at railway stations (most likely Birmingham New Street, or Birmingham International) - most likely Modern Locomotives Illustrated, or a layout design spin-off from one of the mainstream model railway mags.

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