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  1. Knit one, purl one.

     

    1. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      Drop one, curl one.

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      then curl it like Beckham...

       

    3. Harlequin

      Harlequin

      Wiring up a new layout??? 😉

       

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Brilliant. just needs a toiler roll holder and a copy of the latest MRJ.

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      I'm sorry to offend, (not my intension), but I have seen these several times and am always left with the impression of "open hanging out entrails". Awful awful pieces of "art". Sorry.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      But Art is Art, darling.

  2. Watching the covering of HM Queen's funeral, I noted one comment that the coffin of King George VI was conveyed from London to Windsor by train.

     

    Just as well that was not planned for yesterday, then - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-62952485

     

    I feel very sorry for those who's journeys were disrupted or even thwarted.

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    2. corneliuslundie

      corneliuslundie

      Of course, only the coffins of British monarchs since Victoria have actually travelled to their last resting place by train. Most travelled by "road" before there were any railways.

      Jonathan

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Mike - could a top & tailed (very short) Royal Train not run direct from the DML onto the Windsor branch and be accommodated at Windsor?

       

      I take the point about the road journey being easier for the Long Walk, though.

       

    4. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Morning Cap'n,

       

      The train had to go to a specific line at Windsor in order to transfer the coffin.  I'm not sure if what is on the other side of where the transfer would take pace would still be accessible and if there's room to re-lay the line in question.  You also need somewhere to put the second train (yes, the plan involved two trains) and even back along that required some track to be laid to deal with them.  Top & tail wouldn't be a problem at all but it's a matter of gaining access to the right part of the station and that might no longer be possible.  the other problem is that the route available for the public to see the cortege would be very short (from either station) which would lead to crowd control problems.  I suspect that rail to windsor was taken out of the plan a good while back?

  3. I think that the idiots who design home self-assembly electric fans and write their instructions should be locked away for life in the Tower of London, given only itchy dungarees to wear and forced to listen to Barry Manilow for the duration of their sentances.

     

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    2. Neil

      Neil

      Would I be correct in assuming that all has not gone well?

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Stop fan#ying around CK.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      All has eventually gone well, thanks Neil, but the instructions were obtuse on one particular point and unclear and I also had to provide an 8BA nut and bolt, to replace the small screw that they should have provided. Because this is an electric fan, it stands to reason that it is required because it is warm, which conditions are not the best for assembling such items!

       

  4. Wickham Wednesdays - what larks! - 

     

     

    1. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Indeed, a jolly jape!😀

    1. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      Regeneration is an Aldi supermarket...

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      You do know that they'll just invlte Lidl to submiy a bid instead...

       

    3. Brinkly

      Brinkly

      I must say as a very vocal local critic of this, I am delighted that it has been scrapped. It gives our local highstreet and shops a chance, which Aldi going in there, removing a huge amount of carparking space and footfall from Coop (the only supermarket I shop in) would not benefit the town at all. Fantastic news and shows that if local residents band together, stuff like this can be stopped. 

  5. I've just about had it with aerosol cans of Railmatch and Precision paints gumming up, despite my having cleaned them after previous use and stored them carefully in accordance with manufacturers recommendations. They still gum up.

     

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    2. Corbs

      Corbs

      Yep Railmatch cans absolutely useless. I even tried getting spare nozzles but it was the feed pipe itself which was clogging up!

    3. TrevorP1

      TrevorP1

      I've had all the problems everyone else speaks of even though I store my clean(ed) nozzles in cellulose thinners. Then one day I read on a can - not sure whether Precision or Railmatch - it recommended  to store the cans upside down. I now do this and the problems are much less but still occur now and again. 

  6. You dumb palooka!

     

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Of which palooka (dumb) do you refer?

       

    2. ian

      ian

      Scram sister!

    3. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      Watch your language sir!

  7. And here's another thing. You remember all those idiots who panic-bought toilet rolls at the beginning of Covid? Latest thing is panic buying of wood chip cat litter! Unbelievable!

     

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    2. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      But nonetheless, come this winter to save money you’ll give it a go 😃

    3. Philou

      Philou

      @woodenhead You might want to .... but just the once. You'll never, ever, do it again - it really is bad, the smell permeates everywhere!! Just. Don't.

    4. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      I don't have any place in the house to burn it, if things get that bad then we've begun WW3.

       

      But I shall remember when it's the second to last thing we have to burn - it's either uncle Eric's wooden leg or cat litter pellets

  8. Yesterday I went into a local branch of Sainsburys, not a supermarket I normally use, in order to see if they had started re-stocking a certain food item. The female assistant couldn't find it, so asked her colleague, who told me that the product 'isn't ranged any more'.

    'Ranged?' 'Ranged?' What the Horrocksford is that supposed to mean in English?

     

    1. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      So presumably the item is now deranged.  What a pity the assistant didn't use that term as it sounds most apposite for the answer you received..

    2. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      Well you will go downtown instead of Harrods.😄

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I wish I'd thought to say 'deranged', Mike - excellent!

       

  9. I've only just realised why the front page header has been purple for a few days.

     

    1. Allegheny1600

      Allegheny1600

      I liked the’Royal’ header!

    2. AY Mod

      AY Mod

      It was in recognition of the team at Bridgnorth and their work to send purists purple.

  10. I have been trying in vain to find a simple map, showing the location of the Jubilee beacons in the UK, but such websites either aren't working or don't exist.

     

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    2. Harlequin

      Harlequin

      Or here: https://platinumjubilee.gov.uk/events/

      This page has a map of events, which includes beacons.

       

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Thanks for that. I've tried both websites suggested by Stationmaster and Harlequin, but couldn't really get on with either, the balloons rising on the .gov one are a right PITA.

       

    4. Harlequin

      Harlequin

      It's a sign of the times that the government can't organise a national celebration properly...

      ☹️

       

  11. Who is Flora Dix and what does she want?

     

     

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I think you meant who Does Flora D1ck and that's what they want? Or is that far too crude?

    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Far too crude!

       

    3. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      P1060797blog-1-01.jpeg.6f1f952452f0d28f1f7e170850460f16.jpeg

       

       

      Ex-LB&SCR D1x. 

       

      Original photo as credited........

  12. There's nothing offensive about custard.

     

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    2. Kris
    3. Compound2632

      Compound2632

      One of our most effective defensive deserts.

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      Combined with Spotted Dick, absolutely unparalleled!

      Drool......

       

  13. I think Andy York deserves some cake!

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Do you think the cake would get past Phil?

       

       

    3. SouthernRegionSteam
    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      My favourite cake is a sponge made by someone called Victoria.

       

      But I'm not fussy as to who makes one.

       

      Just saying.

       

  14. Once again, Radio 3 is playing some arty farty modernistic crap, so I have been forced to get up out of my chair and switch the channel to Classic FM, who are currently playing Charpentier, much better.

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    2. Tim V

      Tim V

      A remote control might be helpful, thinking of you dragging yourself out of that armchair ...

       

      Done any modelling recently?

    3. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Its a bit like 'Modern Image' modelling really. Some 'modernistic' stuff is nearly 100 years old... I likes a bit of avant garde I does...

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Tim V - I am sitting at my computer in a different room and the radio is on in the adjacent kitchen. It has no remote control. No, not done any modelling recently, been too busy selling stuff!

       

  15. I found out this morning that certain posh motor bikes have air conditioning. How can that be necessary?

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    2. NHY 581

      NHY 581

      To be fair, they probably have a fairing on the front the size of a barn door. Hot air will rise off the engine and this coupled with the lack of air circulation makes for a warm time on warm days. 

       

      My late '70s BMW 1000 and my mid '80s Kawasaki 750 both suffered like this due to their respective fairings. 

       

      My 'naked' bikes have never suffered thus. 

       

      Either that or they ain't going quick enough. 

       

      Rob. 

    3. RANGERS

      RANGERS

      Another essential "optional extra" in the catalogue.....along with the ashtray...

  16. I am starting the process of disposing of Grahame Hitchen's ('bgman') assets in accordance with the wishes of his family. More information here - 

     or here - 

     

     

     

  17. I have now uploaded the code for watching the livestreaming of Grahame Hitchen's (bgman) funeral this coming Friday 25th February - https://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/170008-grahame-hitchen-bgman/page/3/#comments

     

    The wake will be held at The Blue Ball Inn at 3pm - https://blueballpub.co.uk/

     

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Thanks matey. 

      Take care mate.

      Phil

  18. Turnips - still not sure.

     

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      Very few are...

       

  19. I have just posted an update on Grahame Hitchen's funeral arrangements here - 

     

     

  20. I had some turnip at lunchtime today.

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    2. marc smith

      marc smith

      Afterwards, did you have a cunning plan? :) 

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      So was that Devonian turnip or what the folk up country call turnip?

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I didn't ask it and the opportunity to do so now would appear to have passed.

       

  21. HALF A POUND OF SAUSAGES.

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    2. woodenhead

      woodenhead

      You don't get much sausage for 10 shillings

    3. DaveArkley

      DaveArkley

      And some two'penny rice...

    4. bgman

      bgman

      Not forgetting some baps...

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