Johann Marsbar Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 One of those unfortunate "lost in translation" adverts where Nazi Profesionalism refers to knives rather than the SA or the Waffen SS............ 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted January 6 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 6 1 hour ago, Steamport Southport said: Or a dining table. Wasn't it a plot line on one of the Steptoe And Son films? An entire episode 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 They did something similar with a coffin in the film version. The one with the greyhound and where he fakes his death for the insurance and to hide from the mob. Probably nicked bits of the storyline from that episode. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted January 7 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 7 1 7 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold martin_wynne Posted January 8 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 8 Ants keep out. 8 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Jeremy Cumberland Posted January 8 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 8 9 minutes ago, martin_wynne said: Ants keep out. Surely ant-grease is there to help the ants climb the wall. I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canal Digger Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 2 hours ago, Jeremy Cumberland said: 2 hours ago, martin_wynne said: Expand Surely ant-grease is there to help the ants climb the wall. Would not 'Ant-grease' be grease made from ants? 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold franciswilliamwebb Posted January 8 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 8 3 minutes ago, Canal Digger said: Would not 'Ant-grease' be grease made from ants? Isn't that degreasant? 😉 5 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
durham light infantry Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 6 hours ago, Canal Digger said: Would not 'Ant-grease' be grease made from ants? Similar product to Chinchilla dust. Those poor little rodents. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted January 9 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 9 Crusty meat pies. Those poor tortoises. Tinned peach slices. Those poor goldfishes. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian Morgan Posted January 9 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 9 Eccles cakes - those poor squashed flies. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welchester Posted January 9 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 9 6 hours ago, The Johnster said: Tinned peach slices. Those poor goldfishes. Or a slice of carrot - the Candid Camera gag. https://youtu.be/92DPi1Idz3E?feature=shared 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 (edited) 4 hours ago, Ian Morgan said: Eccles cakes - those poor squashed flies. And Garibaldi biscuits - those poor compressed squashed flies! Edited January 9 by Hroth Back on proper PC, extra emphasis! Oh, and spelin too... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 This water is either safe or unsafe. I'm not sure which. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
durham light infantry Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 1 hour ago, 30801 said: This water is either safe or unsafe. I'm not sure which. Oh the irony. Some poor swimmer killed by ambiguity. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold martin_wynne Posted January 9 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 9 (edited) On 09/01/2024 at 13:05, 30801 said: This water is either safe or unsafe. I'm not sure which. The sign is on the shore, not in the water. Crocodiles have legs. When on dry land they walk, they do not swim. So the sign is factually correct. What happens in the water we don't know, and I'm not going in to find out. Edited January 10 by martin_wynne typo 2 2 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 Garibaldi biscuits? They were always fly cemeteries in our hovel. Craig. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted January 9 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 9 8 hours ago, durham light infantry said: Oh the irony. Some poor swimmer killed by ambiguity. That’s a fancy name for a croc. 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinRS Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 10 hours ago, 30801 said: This water is either safe or unsafe. I'm not sure which. The sign-writer is obviously a fool. Don't the they realise that crocodiles can't read? 2 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 (edited) 2 hours ago, Colin_McLeod said: Is that Bus Shelter 9.75? Edited January 10 by KeithMacdonald 3 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted January 10 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 10 3 hours ago, MartinRS said: The sign-writer is obviously a fool. Don't the they realise that crocodiles can't read? You know that for a FACT? 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Given the earlier comments, what’s baby oil made from??? steve 2 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Dagworth Posted January 10 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 10 2 minutes ago, steve1 said: Given the earlier comments, what’s baby oil made from??? steve And Girl-scout cookies? Andi 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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