RMweb Gold big jim Posted March 12, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 12, 2019 (edited) well i instantly thought of this when i looked at the evil glint in your dogs eyes! Edited March 12, 2019 by big jim 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osgood Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 (edited) And I immediately thought of Lilly Munster....... Edited March 12, 2019 by Osgood 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classsix T Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 (edited) ...who was an excellent front woman for the Banshees of course. C6T. Edited March 12, 2019 by Classsix T 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeremyC Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 On 11/03/2019 at 20:36, Sidecar Racer said: As we used to say in ship's enginerooms there's tight and there's -ing tight 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted March 13, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 13, 2019 On 11/03/2019 at 20:36, Sidecar Racer said: I once worked at a place where due to the chemicals used/produced, corrosion was quite a large problem.. The mechanical guys often followed this mantra: If it doesn't move and is supposed to, hit it with a hammer If it doesn't move and isn't supposed to, paint it. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted March 13, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 13, 2019 Similar to one I heard about the Army: If it moves, salute it If it doesn't move, paint it If you're not sure, shoot it. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted March 13, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 13, 2019 On 12/03/2019 at 00:51, CLARENCE said: This made me smile, especially since we have two of these little devils! He's actually smaller than the cup he won! Best in Show at Crufts, by the way, a Papillon called Dylan. If Crufts is for dogs how did a butterfly win? Mike. 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
manna Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 G'Day Folks 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted March 14, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 14, 2019 New record for Pi https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47524760 These always make me smile because who then actually uses these immense numbers? I suspect they ‘just are’ unless you are trying to land a rover on the far side of the universe! I’ll just stick to Pie 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold BoD Posted March 14, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 14, 2019 3 hours ago, PaulRhB said: New record for Pi https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47524760 These always make me smile because who then actually uses these immense numbers? I suspect they ‘just are’ unless you are trying to land a rover on the far side of the universe! I’ll just stick to Pie Dont worry, someone will be along soon to memorise it. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Did you know that 3.14% of sailors are Pi rates How do you calculate the volume of a circular italian meal given that its depth =a, and radius = z?? Pi.z.z.a 3 1 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post billy_anorak59 Posted March 15, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted March 15, 2019 Court Cross-Examinations Excerpts - Q+As Question: What is your date of birth? Response: July 15th. Question: What year? Response: Every year. Question: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? Response: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Question: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? Response: He said, “Where am I Doris?” Question: And why did that upset you? Response: My name is Susan. Question: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? Response: Did you actually pass the bar exam? Question: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? Response: He's twenty. Question: She had three children, right? Response: Yes. Question: How many were boys? Response: None. Question: Were there any girls? Question: How was your first marriage terminated? Response: By death. Question: And by whose death was it terminated? Question: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice, which I sent to your attorney? Response: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. Question: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? Response: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Question: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? Response: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Question: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? Response: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy… Question: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Response: No. Question: Did you check for blood pressure? Response: No. Question: Did you check for breathing? Response: No. Question: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? Response: No. Question: How can you be so sure, Doctor? Response: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Question: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? Response: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. 2 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Please take care when booking your holidays online. I’ve just paid 400 quid for a week on the Norfolk B Roads. 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangoman69 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Please take care when booking your holidays online. I’ve just paid 400 quid for a week on the Norfolk B Roads. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium jamie92208 Posted March 15, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 15, 2019 15 minutes ago, Tangoman69 said: Please take care when booking your holidays online. I’ve just paid 400 quid for a week on the Norfolk B Roads. 32 minutes ago, Tangoman69 said: Please take care when booking your holidays online. I’ve just paid 400 quid for a week on the Norfolk B Roads. £800 for a holiday on the broads, cheap at half the price... Jamie 1 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mark Saunders Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, Sidecar Racer said: Have you tried to do this, bathing and grooming of cats is both skilled and dangerous as many of them disapprove! Remember how sharp claws are and the damage they can do! Edited March 16, 2019 by Mark Saunders 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Sidecar Racer Posted March 16, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 16, 2019 2 2 9 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium DIW Posted March 16, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 16, 2019 14 minutes ago, Sidecar Racer said: Is that Dave Gorman? 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastwestdivide Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 To be fair, it looks like there's a bunch of small stuff (cans?) in the "child seat" section of the trolley as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 16, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 16, 2019 39 minutes ago, Sidecar Racer said: Doesn't want to get the wheels dirty? Might have to carry it in, when he gets it home! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymw Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Perfectly logical what the guy is doing with the shopping cart. Enough of your piss taking, already. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two_sugars Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 49 minutes ago, DIW said: Is that Dave Gorman? Dave Gormless? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted March 16, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 16, 2019 35 minutes ago, raymw said: Perfectly logical what the guy is doing with the shopping cart. Enough of your piss taking, already. Or you could simply move on to the next topic. Sheesh! 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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