Popular Post Rugd1022 Posted February 10 Popular Post Share Posted February 10 3 28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted February 10 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 10 25 minutes ago, Rugd1022 said: The last is the worst, because the water hides the depth! You think it's a few mm deep, but it's a bone jarring jolt as your car goes down to the bottom and thumps it's way back out. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 1 hour ago, Rugd1022 said: Three places with no atmosphere? I could have said civilization, but Mars and the Moon both have sophisticated robots! 3 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators AY Mod Posted February 10 Moderators Share Posted February 10 No you muffins; that's Chesil Beach. 3 1 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold PaulRhB Posted February 10 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 10 Long queues, with lots stuck in traffic 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 So we are back onto dead lions? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PeterStiles Posted February 10 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 10 21 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: back onto dead lions? He's not dead, he's just pining for the fiords... 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 16 minutes ago, PeterStiles said: pining for the fiords "pinin' for the savannah?" surely? 😉 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold The Pilotman Posted February 11 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 11 It’s not just true, it’s SO true. So it must be true. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 12 minutes ago, The Pilotman said: It’s not just true, it’s SO true. So it must be true. Its true enough for the Sunday Star front page! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post westernfan Posted February 11 Popular Post Share Posted February 11 Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I want the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later, the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?" The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!" Groan button available on request! 🙄 3 15 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Kylestrome Posted February 11 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 11 (edited) 2 hours ago, westernfan said: "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!" That joke was short enough to be considered a wee joke. Edited February 11 by Kylestrome 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Popular Post Stubby47 Posted February 11 RMweb Gold Popular Post Share Posted February 11 As a customer order delivery driver, I never know where I'll be for my break. But, sometimes, the gods smile. 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold big jim Posted February 11 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 11 5 2 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 Here's a photo of Sid James's chopper..... 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 3 minutes ago, Steamport Southport said: Here's a photo of Sid James's chopper..... And its a mk1, with the nut removal device.... 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamport Southport Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 No idea what the context was, it appeared on my FB feed when looking for something else. Sobering to think he was only 62 when he died in 1976. One of those people who always looked old. 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted February 11 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 11 Weathered rather than old, perhaps. Not a nice man by some accounts, abusive and predatory where women were concerned apparently, enough for it to be noticeable even in those days. It seemed odd that he was South African when he was so typecast as a Cockney. No doubting his talent as a comedy actor, though. 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." The young man knit his brow. "Well, now," he said, "my thoughts are a bit more serious this time." "Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation. "Aye," said the lad. "Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me that first penny?" 2 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckymucklebackit Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 I went to this new zoo yesterday, the only animal they had was one wee dog. It was a shitzu. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted February 12 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 12 (edited) But she looked at them from both sides! Edited February 12 by The Johnster 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hroth Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 They're all illusions, too... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 And a big yellow taxi Took away her old man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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