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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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10 minutes ago, jcm@gwr said:

 

Possibly not a well known item in the colonies?

 

The perils of two versions of English means some jokes just don't sprinkle across the divide.

 

Andy

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7 minutes ago, SM42 said:

The perils of two versions of English means some jokes just don't sprinkle across the divide.

 

How does the saying go? Two nations, divided by a common language.

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3 minutes ago, Enterprisingwestern said:

 

Police expect rainbow sprinkles to turn up doesn't quite have the same ring to it!!

 

Mike.

 

There is however quite a sprinkling of rainbows around at the moment.

 

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3 hours ago, Steamport Southport said:

I made a cake commemorating Rorkes Drift.

 

 

It had hundreds and thousands of them....

Farsands of 'em.  

 

Don't froe. Bloody spears. At Me. 

 

Genius...

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On the subject, thought I would repeat an oldie, but goodie - first told by the great Tommy Cooper perhaps?

 

An ice cream vendor was found dead on the floor of his van covered in hundreds and thousands.

 

Police suspect that he topped himself...

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People are saying that Health Minister Matt Hancock looks like Lieutenant Gruber from 'Allo 'Allo' - 

 

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I can see a difference. One is a laughable and ineffectual lackey of a dictatorial regime and the other one is a German officer.

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1 hour ago, tomparryharry said:

I've been following a 6-part programme about batteries.

Tonight is the last in the series.....

 

That would parallel the program about different types of circuitry.

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